There is not a single way to eat a banana without looking gay:

Banana bread
Fuck off you sub human

Or how about you just break off pieces of it with your fingers, you dumb nigger

bite it from the side

stick it up your ass to achieve max gayness

>OP
>thinking about dicks
it checks out

be a woman, then you just look liek a slut

Looks like a retard, morelike.

There's a snake in my boot!

That's HIS boot

You just make a slit up the side of the skin and lick the banana out. Then you're eating pussy instead of swallowing cock.

Mash it with mayo and spread on white bread

blended in a protein shake, cut up in oats/cottage cheese with peanut butter, MASHED cause fuck that gay shit

>banana and mayo
DO
AMERICANS
REALLY

i actually kind of enjoy this thread.

This thread halfway down this board confirms the end of America as any kind of cultural force. Good night sweet prince.

I eat one after the gym for the potassium. But I eat it in the privacy of my home. I can't have people seeing me eat them or they'll think I'm gay.

Cut it up to put in oatmeal.

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I just brush back my long hair and put my plump lips around the banana what’s problem

sidewides/at an angle, manly, but civilized bites.

>can't eat fruit without mayo
You disgust me. You also disgust all women which is why you never get any pussy, so you may as well deep throat the banana and be a faggot.

Banana bread.

Just fucking eat the banana, worrying about how gay you look while eating it is the true gayness.

1. remove banana from the peel
2. throw banana in the trash (or feed it to a fag)
3. fuck the peel
4. now you are a man

>op is a woman larping as a man.

THOT SLUT WHAT DAT MOUF DO!

Alpha way: sqeeze it with one hand blowing up the peal and then devour the obtained banana paste

Baking? You might as well just attend a pride parade now, you are long gone

Basically the same as fork and knife, so are you top or bottom?

great so now you have two small dicks you are holding when you bite through, not only are you gay but you're a manslut who can't even get good dick

This is a real man's way. The rest of you should be ashamed.

Not from alabama, enjoy your brother though, im sure he enjoys your mayo

Not from california either, enjoy taking it up the ass from Tyrone

Yeah i bet you like deathgrip holding a dick too, and devouring that "paste"

Peel the banana then break off bite sized chunks with your other hand.

faggot women eat like this

It looks like a dick and is shaped like a rainbow. Whats gay about that?

>hold with three fingers
>approach mouth at a 45 degree angle
>swiftly tear off chunk with teeth
>sweep away

put a kneesock on it

This is how I eat bananas, but I'm a bisexual transwoman. Sometimes I deepthroat the entire banana.

You are a guy.

Banana is literally nature's candy bar

I love bananas

i eat it like with side teeth, premolars bite
least gay option i found
i dont like them much anyway so i dont really eat many

bananas foster, flombay is not gay

break it in pieces. freeze it along with other fresh fruits like strawberries, blue berries, pineapple, kiwi. enjoy as a blended smoothie along with two scoop of whey protein powder and creatine.

2000's internet guy here:
It's not gay since there are no balls touching.

gay without even eating a banana, congrats

OP one way i enjoy bananas is by freezing one and then shaving thin slices of it over ice cream with a cheese grater. i haven't met anyone who prepares bananas like this which is weird considering it's such a simple idea.

cherries are the candies of nature faggot

what you do is you bite down on the banana whilst baring your teeth so your lips never touch the banana, making it more of a shawshank redemption thing than a diksuk

>not just drinking banana juice

Who cares I'll look like a faggot for 30 seconds if it means I get to enjoy a delicious banana

>Mmmhhmmm that's a dam good banana! but you know what else is good? Foxton' s wax and shine, give your furniture the sparkling finish it deserves! With furniture this distracting no one will even notice you eating that banana like a gayboy.

>not squirting the banana juice out of the tip into your mouth in public

Bananas are partitioned into 3s, literally just split it then eat it.

Skin on, starting from the side.

OP are you that insecure? If you like dicks that's fine bro I won't judge you for admitting it I already know you are a fag

I'm really glad this thread didn't turn into webms of guys doing gay looking things with bananas. I'm especially glad no one posted that webm of that cute blond guy that winks at the camera and then shoves an entire banana down his throat suggestively.

The obvious answer is to mash it up, thus making it not gay.

Yeah mash it up by clenching it against your sphincter progressively moving the banana further up your ass

Ultra fag detected, too ashamed to admit himself