Not making Ratatouille

>Not making Ratatouille

You're missing out if you don't. You're not some vegetable-averse loser, are you?

>mushroom in ratatouille
>using green peppers
>that yellow shit is supposed to be eggplant
>no onions
this is whatever you like, but it's not ratatouille

Mix is zucchini, yellow squash, tomato, poblano pepper, and white button mushrooms

>mushrooms
>vegetables in a straight fucking line
>no onion
>visibly no oil/fat
>all of the vegetables are cut unevenly
genuinely looks like you took a dull knife and said "fuck it" then put it in a casserole dish, googled some french words and figured this was close enough

it's okay to like vegetables user but don't get your head up your ass when this is a fucking vegetable casserole

Why does everyone seem to think that the dish from Ratatouille is actually ratatouille? It's more of a vegetable casserole dish that TK made fancy.

tossed some herbed goat cheese on top because I had it.

>nitpicking

ok nitpickers

>nitpicking
please read
it is LITERALLY not ratatouille you stupid inbred fuck

looks good

>continuing to autistically rage over a misnomer

How would you make ratatouille?

Nice dorm stove

>tripfag making fun of literally anyone else
pottery

I put chicken in my ratatouille

I was considering doing it with pepperoni slices layered in for a pizza-esque dish

No meat I don't eat my friend haha. No meat NOOOOOOOO eats.

Awful.

thomas keller weeps

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I love this meme

>hey guys i made some spaghetti. wait what do you mean you dont use hotdogs for the meat and macaroni noodles?? stop being autistic lmao

do you use a mandolin? i wanna make this, but don't own one.

looks fine for something basic/rustic at home. Veeky Forums is 90% shit threads and bickering, but when somebody actually cooks something, everybody likes to pretend that they're james beard judges

Who cares if you make a real ratatouille or not, but try the original one in a pot
Yours look very dry compared to an original one

Nice work, you fucking burnt it. And where's the sauce? How did you manage to ruin such a simple dish?

>nitpicking
>doesn't follow the definition nor recipe of the food
>wahaaa but I want to express myself!
fuck off, retarded woman

By following the actual recipe, using the actual ingredients.

Not even looking at the ingredients but you're supposed to cook them separately for a proper ratatouille. This could maybe qualify as à tian, look it up.

It's a good side dish.

Nice confit bayaldi but what's with the smegma?

What did he mean by this?

that's a caponata you stupid fucker

>cook them separately for a proper ratatouille
Robuchon pls go

I'd like to make ratayoi.

>RAT- UHH - TOOEY

lmao
I love this shit

i've never seen a 'Ratatouille' like you made, OP.
Over here we dice the veggies and stew them in a pot

Got the "after" pic?

>cooked vegetables with nothing else
Ok...

>RATATAT-TOY

>sliced, shuffled vegetables baked
>ratatouille

Hmmmmmmmmrrrrr!

Chef Crunchy

You sound like an actual retard.

>he stacks it in rainbowy faggot rows
>not dumping a bunch of veg in the dish like a man with shit to do
>slices, not even half moons or chunks
>black pepper, no herbs
>not drenched in olive oil
>bell fucking pepper
>no aubergine

>poblano pepper,
Jesus fucking god, that's worse than even bell pepper. Fucking WHY
Burned
Dry looking
Dick cheese on top

I don't understand.

>americans think they have to arrange the vegetables like that for ratatouille

I like to put ham or shrimp in my ratatouille.