Are you a soyboy cuck or Alpha Chad?

Are you a soyboy cuck or Alpha Chad?

Hint: Soyboys put their ketchup to the side

>act like an idiot
>DUDE SO ALPHA

lmao

doubtful.
soiboys want every reason to put their phallic fingers in their mouths after getting it coated with ketchup

>ketchup

Thus

i don't like getting sauce all over my fingers

when the sauce is kept to one side i can grab any chip cleanly and dip it in the sauce, so that way i can control how grubby my fingers get as well as the amount of sauce i get with each chip. i have full control. so that makes me the clever alpha.

op's backwards logic is just retarded.

>ketchup
no.

Both are soyboy cuck tier. The Alpha Chad does not use any condiments.

Use a fork like an adult

>finger food
>fork
nut

soyboy cucks (OP) care about how they do things, alpha chads just do it

I'd want the one with mayo, please.

It's not finger food when it's covered in catsup retard

So don't cover it in ketchup then. Duh.

Do people always have to do your thinking for you?

ah, the soyboy deluxe

>>act like an idiot
>>DUDE SO ALPHA
That was how the virgin/chad meme worked before being bastardized.

I fucking hate Veeky Forums. Now Veeky Forums has to deal with the stupid soyboy shit everyday.

No ketchup

I'm trying to eat food not candy

Or I could just use a fork?

>Like, why are you cooking that ramen? Don't you know it's finger food if you keep it dry?
-you

If being a chad means liking soggy fries then I'd rather be le soyboy.

>anything other than salt on fries
how fat are you?

>Chip

don't you have bongs to bing

Ramen isn't finger food because technically it isn't even food.

This post gave me cancer

The secret is to cover the fries with the topping and then pick it up by the parts of them that aren't coated, like someone with motor coordination.

The Virgin Ketchup-with-Fries Eater
vs.
The Eats-Fries-Drenched-in-Yellow-Mustard Chad

You already are a faggot, so...

but what if I want a fry without ketchup? what then? I want the illusion of choice, not slavery.

Do you carry a fork in your pocket for such times of emergency? Or do you live a disposableā„¢ lifestyle?

do you line up your chips first? or is everything just a pile of randum sloppiness?

>eat top layer of chips
>all the sauce is gone too
>no sauce left for chips on the bottom
checkmate disorganised people

>tfw putting ketchup on the side of your steak and dipping it

I'm used to my fries being a tasty mess because of poutine so right for me too

>chips

That's a waste of potatoes. I only eat them boiled.

Segregation is the only correct answer.

Right with a fork.

Hate me.

>soyboy
So you think it's alpha to eat like a fucking animal?

Ketchup in general is a soy boy ingredient. Malt vinegar is the chad fry topping.

>wanting soggy fries

Ketchup? You're mad.

>can I get a large pepperoni pizza, please, but keep the sauce separate. Thanx!