Nothing comfier than a nice plate of chippy with soon to be wife on a foggy Salcombe afternoon, am I right lads?

Nothing comfier than a nice plate of chippy with soon to be wife on a foggy Salcombe afternoon, am I right lads?

I dunno what any of that means but I like fish and chips

running out of ketchup with that many fries makes me anxious

French fries are not a meal, eurobro

Fun fact, ''french'' fries were actually invented in Belgium so they should be called belgian fries

>deep fried fish cutlet
>serve with the bones of the fish, deep friend til crispy
>fishy chips

Would you buy it? Everyone I serve this to is reluctant at first but end up loving it once they take that first crunch.

and cow fries are fried bull balls

fr and I don't even like ketchup that much

>serve with the bones of the fish
you what, fucker?

No wait hear me out

If you scrape the meat off the bones, but keep them attached to each other, and then you deep fry it, they turn crispy and 100% edible and delicious. I'd compare it to dried anchovies. It's like seafood jerky, but crunchy. I p-promise it's not shit.

gotta show your woman you can get dirty with the ketschup

No, because they were invented by Joaquin "French" Fry in the 1920s/30s during a bout of food shortage/rationing.

>they were invented by Joaquin "French" Fry
you unironically made me google this so it looks like i'm the retard

Are the british even fucking human at this point?

She has slag hands m8

You retard.

Good work.

she is not a slag, 27 years old and only been with one guy before i met her (which was at the age of 25)

happy for you both user, for the chips and the marriage

post neck

thats weird looking fish and chips
those arent chips

Comfy af op!

I love the simple life,
>taking a walk on sunday through the woods and when we are back home making a hot chocolate

WHERE'S THE VINEGAR, CUNT

How do you manage to make hot chocolate? I find my Hershey bars always melt before the toaster pops.

I know this is a cooking board, but fog is absolutely the best weather condition.

i absolutely agree but even with fog my lunch would be ruined by op's disgusting mealy frozen chips
why do bongs not have decent chips anywhere on their stupid island

you fucking what, lad?

>weather said it was supposed to be foggy this morning
>no fog at all
fuck this day already

looks like low quality thawed out garbage lad, did you literally go to the first seafront ''''restaurant"" you saw?

>why do Americans only ever eat at McDonald's

you right now

op is just a pleb who chose to go to a tourist trap that serves mediocre food

Those fries were soggy the second they came out of the oil

>british girl
>only one guy

Go be a retard somewhere else.

Those look delicious. What kind of fish?

you married a slag and those aren't chippy chips