Don't mind me, just being the greatest flavor combination known to modern man here

>Don't mind me, just being the greatest flavor combination known to modern man here.

your inability to choose a larger sized image from google proves that OP is a faggot

sounds reasonable

I purposefully chose a small size because my ancient laptop is dying and I can barely keep it going using safe mode plus networking.
Do your really need a giant image of taco bell chipotle sauce? The picture's meant to communicate the abstract ideas of easy mac and taco bell chipotle sauce, not to be an exercise in photorealistic rendering.

t. fat

>"Safe mode"

So you were trying to see kiddy porn and your laptop got scrambled?

ok im sorry for being mean

No, I just haven't bought a new laptop since college nine years ago and it's just gotten worn down and progressively more damaged over the years. For the past couple of years I've had to repeatedly push the screen until it sticks for a while to keep it from going blank as another example of how it's getting old. And more recently it's been blue screening randomly every hour or so, but safe mode with networking helps, with the corresponding restriction that I can't do complicated things like properly edit a full blown large / detailed image in Gimp, so I just used Paint instead and went with small easily cropped images I could stick together without crashing my laptop.

Sounds like college did well for you lol looser

It did fine for me, I'm just stuck in my ways when it comes to technology. I usually continue using what works until it's so thoroughly broken beyond any sort of recovery that I have to go buy the modern version. I did the same thing with phones, I had an old flip phone until last year when it stopped working.

I'd have been happier if you just said you were looking at kid porn
This? How'd you go to college and afford only a shitty laptop

Something smells amiss.

yes I needed a giant image of taco bell chipotle sauce, because i did not know it existed in bottle form and thus had no idea what you were talking about.

I can afford more than a laptop. Not having something doesn't mean you can't afford it. I don't do gaming or whatever the fuck you would need some fancier computing rig for. I just want an internet connection, some basic programs, and a screen to see it on, and a laptop more than covers that. I have some other new laptop at my apartment's office where they keep the packages delivered from Amazon the other day that I'll maybe pick up today if I remember to go before they do their early Sunday closing.

No, you don't need that because I put chipotle in the file name and there's a giant taco bell logo on top of the bottle in the image that's clearly visible even in a poorly rendered small PNG file.

guy its okay to admit your poor status on a user board, theres such a thing as chrome books going for as low as 200$. If you cant do that cause of rent well you might not be in the best position after all

What? I said I can do that, I already did do that, it's sitting at my apartment's office because I ordered it from Amazon when my laptop started bluescreening (although it's not a chrome book, it's an Asus something or other).

The only explanation is that you don't know what you're missing. I'm sure a 300 dollar laptop or desktop now can outperform your current computer. You're just hindering your own experience.
Because you don't know the difference in performance, you have no need for said performance.
Either that or you're poor.

thats still pretty low tier tho, chipotle sauce is just americanized mexican sauce. Mayo and some chili peppers, your not really adding any new flavours or changing it up except for making it more savier.

>I'm sure a 300 dollar laptop or desktop now can outperform your current computer.
I never said it couldn't. It very clearly could. Most anything could. I just said I don't really care much and tend to just use what works until it's so broken I'm forced to get something else to replace it.
I don't like new things in general, I like things I'm used to.
Anyway the random new laptop I purchased from Amazon the other day is basically what you described (a little cheaper than $300 though). It's one of those extra-durable laptops they buy for public school students where you can spill stuff on it or accidentally knock it off a table and it won't break as easily.

>your not really adding any new flavours
It tastes completely different from just eating easy mac with cheese on its own, what the fuck are you talking about? It's not even close to the same.

Real talk just wipe everything and install a Linux distro. Your laptop will come back to life.

I use the exact same sauce, but I make my own mac n cheese, not the boxed stuff.

Yeah, I did that a long time ago once with a boot from flash drive version of Linux called "Puppy."
I don't think I have a flash drive on me right now though and I already bought the new laptop, just haven't gotten around to walking to my apartment's office where they received it to pick it up:

You bought an item for literal children.
Interesting choice. There are very few things I upgrade in terms of electronics. I upgrade my phone every 2-3 years and never pay more than 200 bucks on a phone. Still have my desktop for 5 years but plan on upgrading to a 4k monitor once a really good gpu releases. Might upgrade projector to 4k one once the tech improves a bit more.
Anyway, the point is that I don't upgrade my tech often and when I do it has to be a significantly noticeable change in performance. Not telling you to do the same but it's ok to splurge on yourself a little bit from time to time.

I mostly went with that choice because it was the one that 4.5 stars which showed up under an Amazon search for laptops set to both Prime and one day delivery (at the time I didn't think I'd be able to get my existing old laptop to work at all again and wanted something quick in case I needed to VPN into my work computer with the weather being bad and me not wanting to travel into the office, though I got it working somewhat OK enough again after ordering the new one so I still haven't gotten around to picking it up from the apartment package holding location yet).

you just need to clean it, on the inside it's just a giant dust monster and it's overheating

>my communication is effective because I declare it to be

I don't eat kid food, I thought perhaps easy mac had a chipotle version and taco bell sold a cheese sauce.

>Using "cheese sauce" on macaroni and cheese
?

>blue screen

do you even computer?

>boxed mac n' cheese
>some sauce from taco bell
>"best flavor combination known to man"

I don't doubt that OP is the type of person to do this.

I don't know anything about hardware, I'm just a .NET developer (and no, I'm not kidding, that's actually my job, and you don't actually need to know anything about computers because programming exists in a pure Platonic plane of existence now where you get to deal solely in terms of abstract objects while remaining blissfully unaware of the coarse material realm, except when your laptop finally breaks but that's not too big of a deal anyway because we live in the modern "post-Amazon one day delivery of new laptops" world).
There is no way looking at that picture and thinking it was "chipotle easy mac" with "taco bell cheese sauce" makes any sort of sense. For another thing the whole point of that picture is it's a combination of two different flavors, why would I name the file "easy_mac_chipotle" if the second flavor being combined was a non-chipotle cheese sauce? That'd make the file name have nothing to do with the flavor combination concept. It just doesn't make sense no matter how you look at it, the only reasonable interpretation of that picture and file name is it's easy mac plus chipotle sauce, with the chipotle sauce very clearly being a Taco Bell product per the giant unmistakable bell logo on it.

it could easily be interpreted as "The two things in this picture make a recipe I call 'easy mac chipotle' ". your communication was ambiguous at best, improve and get over it.

>it could easily be interpreted as "The two things in this picture make a recipe I call 'easy mac chipotle' ".
Except that your argument was the very clearly branded Taco Bell bottle wasn't necessarily the chipotle part and that the easy mac could've been chipotle flavor on its own instead.
Which again, makes no sense at all because then "easy mac chipotle" would just be your hypothetical chioptle flavored easy mac product on its own.
Don't try to weasel out of this, there's no way you can justify reading it that way. You already know you're wrong and are in full-sophist mode at this point, you don't even believe your own bullshit here.