What foods do you usually eat on the toilet, Veeky Forums?

>eating while on the toilet
Do americans really do this?

my bathroom little dirty.

me exiting the bathroom

youtube.com/watch?v=BkigI6u8I6o

when i was a kid, i was sitting at the dinner table and suddenly got the urge to shit. i grab a bread roll, take a bite, then get up. my mom asks "where are you going?" i say, "i have to poop!" and she says, "you can't eat in the bathroom! sit down!"

so i stuffed the bread roll in my mouth, then ran down the hall chewing.

it's still better than the social suicide zone of the cafeteria

Burritos.

No we do not

I hide the liquor bottle in the water reservoir in the back, or in among the chemicals in the closet. It's the perfect place to hide and have a few sips where no one wants to bother you while you pinch one off. Today's choice is Yukon Jack. I keep a collapsible metal shot cup in the toolbox under the sink.

buffalo chicken wings with blue cheese

>actually taking classes for fucking
ahahahah look at this beta

While I don't eat on the toilet but several times I have prepared carrots and onions on the toilet while I have had a severe case of the shits, I'm usually the only one in the kitchen that early so I get away with it

>be at work
>it is time for my "post lunch snack"
>go to restroom and enter a stall
>take out my peanut butter jar and my spoon
>eat peanut butter while on the toilet
hope people dont hear any smacking

I ate a cracker on the toilet once

whatever comes though the glory hole

unironically local craft beer

do u guys ever drink while ur peeing and pretend like what ur drinking is going right through u and ur just peeing it out lol

I, an adult man, do this all the time.

Are you 15? Why do you need to go to such lengths to hide your liquor?

New a girl in hs who preffered cold raviolis straight from the can.
She was pretty hawt the deus senpai

Finger foods, generally. Anything I can cook on the floor in front of me while I'm droppin' a duece.

Hiding alcohol is a sign that you are either underage or an alcoholic, I can't recommend either

I was talking to this one chick who worked at a bar, and they had a little fryer in the employees bathroom and would cook up fried foods on the floor. It was a dive bar.

So, tulumbas then?