"Soylent is a brand of meal replacement products available in the U.S., named after an artificial food in the science-fiction novel Make Room! Make Room! Soylent was introduced in 2014 after a crowdfunding campaign that generated nearly $1.5 million in preorders.[3]
Its producer, Rosa Foods, says that Soylent meets all nutritional requirements for an average adult.[4] Initial recipes were first created and tested by software engineer Rob Rhinehart[5] as a self-experiment in nutrition. Subsequently, the powdered version of Soylent was developed into the first product line of Rosa Foods, which currently markets and sells the product. For about two months in late 2016, the company also marketed a solid-form meal bar under the brand name as well, but it was discontinued after reports that it caused gastrointestinal problems for some consumers. Sales of the powdered version were also halted briefly in late 2016 before the product was reformulated and its sales resumed." This stuff seems nasty as fuck.
Jayden Gonzalez
Or maybe the only faggots that would think of sustaining themselves off of flavorless nutrient shakes are low-T beta males that can't open a jar?
Connor Rogers
>soyboyism isn't rea-
Adrian Davis
Why would you Every want to not eat real food?
Zachary White
>Someone thinks smart instead of hard >Veeky Forums complains
Eli King
>Someone spends 2.74 on a bottle opener >Not using a towel or duct tape
Lincoln Hughes
>spending money on a crutch for your inability to perform even the most lightly physically demanding tasks >thinking smart
Landon Morris
I ate this almost exclusively for about a month and now I have about one meal a day with them.
Ama senpai
Gavin Price
Soylent is a bad meal but it's the best nutritional shake, and if you think I'm wrong I'd like to know what kind of nutritional shake your prefer because my doctor recommends I drink them
Andrew Robinson
height/weight/build
Why did you do it? Does it affect your sex drive? If someone wanted to give up on women, but masturbates multiple times daily, would drinking this curb urges? Asking for a friend.
Noah Jones
ITT: disabilities don't exist
Austin Edwards
>Hasn't watched Soylent Green. I smell newfags.
Leo Cooper
someone with a legit disability that was unable to grasp objects tightly would have adapted to it a long time ago and have the proper tools.
Asher Stewart
That's a good point. Find us a post by that user mentioning an actual disability rather than just being being a spaghettiarmed manchild. Then there'll be egg on all our faces.
Owen Turner
>Eating packaged shit from whatever is smart. Genius.
Lucas Garcia
this
Liam Gomez
the guy is still a huge fag, but i often think of this when people laugh at those dumb infomercial products for being 'useless', when most of them are meant for those with disabilities or mobility issues
Ian Lopez
The person in the OP pic might be a programmer with carpal tunnel syndrome who has difficulty gripping objects
Cameron Jackson
entirely possible, and if he is then he's obviously not a fag for requiring a bottle opener
Alexander Gonzalez
Not surprising really.
Aiden Smith
Listen, I admit that sometimes there are things that take me longer to open or are harder to open than I think. But like.. a bottle of water is probably the easiest thing in the universe to open and a soylent bottle is probably extremely similar in a strength test. Jesus man.
Julian Lewis
>these "people" shill their shit on ma 4chainz sad
Thomas Anderson
6'2", 170 lbs, lowish body fat (around 12% last I checked) with probably small-average build
I originally did it because I was very busy doing grad school, and wouldnt have much time to cook as well as not being home sometimes for 16hrs a day. I always ended up eat just garbage food or getting takeout. I got Soylent for a cheaper alternative (the powder is a lot cheaper) and for something that was 'healthy' as in relative to what I'd eat otherwise. I stopped only drinking it because it was too much, but I have it always for breakfast for convince and I'm usually too lazy to make a proper breakfast as I hate waking up.
Also, no, as far as I remember it had no impact on my sex drive. If anything I was eating better than I had before and I had more energy after a long stressful day
Carter Carter
i didn't give my brother in law a present for chirstmas. i like him just fine we just live in seperate worlds. i've been on the borderline of sending him a case of this shit since november. i couldn't bring myself to it and i'd rather put more into my savings, so i just got him nothing. >i'm just all like, fuck jesus, my dude. so i didn't get anyone anything. >next year just don't bother with the amazon card. i'm long walmart anyway
Josiah Foster
The simple act of looking at the bottle opener made my already small penis shrink
Jeremiah Myers
I bought a few soylent a few weeks ago. They weren't unopenable by any means, but I will attest that they are tighter than the caps on most products. I imagine someone with small hands, or someone who doesn't perform manual labor could have a problem with them.
They're also stupid expensive for a shitty macro profile, and taste terrible. So going out of your way to buy something to open them seems like the height of retardation.
Isaac Howard
>soyposter Being a soyposter makes men into weaklings. They look for excuses for being so beta. >hurr the soy is in my food >hurr this is why i'm going to be alone forever >hurr fucking soy cucked me >hurr my parents fed me soy in my food Little do they realize every meta-analyses points towards isoflavones not reducing test or increasing estrogen. Fucking brainlets, every one of you I swear. Do us a favor and livestream your suicide OP.
Caleb Taylor
Is it actually healthy? I kinda want some for when I'm too lazy to cook so I don't have to eat mcdonalds shit.
Eli Rodriguez
Does soy make men into beta faggots, or do beta faggots naturally preffer soy?
Jordan Thompson
>do beta faggots naturally preffer soy? Pretty much this, though I doubt soy helps any.
Jason Cook
>unable to open a bottle designed to fint in a child hand >smart
Jose Evans
Ask yourself, weeb.
Levi Thomas
Do you guys get your bull to open your bottle?
Asher Rodriguez
kek, based soyanon
Carson Wood
Disabled people should be removed from the gene pool anyway.
Michael Morgan
>6'2", 170 lbs
Good morning Mr. Skellington
Zachary Sanchez
So whats your excuse for being a fat neckbeard faggot?
Isaiah Cruz
lolwut?
Grayson Cooper
...
Noah Thomas
Unless you look like Brad Pitt in fight club (5'11" 155) you probably look like shit at a BMI of 21. BMI is pure shit for individual assessment anyway.
Dominic Bailey
My BMI says I'm obese, but I've got a flat stomach and the veins on my forearms bulge out. Will soylent fix this?
Liam Roberts
Soy memes aside, why would you pay to deny yourself one of life's greatest pleasures? This is equivalent to paying somebody to fuck your wife for you.
Chase Flores
It's made for people who don't have time to chew food.
Nicholas Green
What exactly is Soylent? I always assumed it was just a new type of bottled grab n go protein shakes or for people trying to lose weight.
Wyatt Price
hope this guy commits suicide soon
Henry Garcia
Some people are into that.
Landon Powell
Do people actually believe the soyboy meme or are you all just pretending to be retarded?
Eli James
Its for people who know they need to eat, but can't cook so they eat the same slop every day and get sick of it
Zachary Stewart
It's a scam version of a protein shake. Seriously you can make a more nutritionally complete shake for cheaper if you know what you're doing.
Luke Ortiz
yes, but consider this: for a body builder to gain muscle mass they need to eat more calories than they burn, oftentimes 3k or more. So, any mealplan based off of soylent will prob only give 2k, maybe 2.5k at most, with not nearly enough protein to gain muscle.
Kevin Edwards
>Blister from opening a bottle Jesus christ my dudes.
Aaron Hughes
>contains no soy
Isaiah Clark
I am sick of this belief. This is a cooking board for fuck's sake, we make good tasting food here, the ingredients do not concern us for the most part. Are you guys really so paranoid that you think a couple of soy beans will turn you into a fucking bufty? Even if soy does contain xenoestrogens, you can counteract those by maybe exercising 15 minutes a day. Think of athletes, they eat a whole shit ton of calories but they exercise that out of their systems. You just need to generate more testosterone than the xenoestrogen you're consuming. Its that simple
If you can't exercise 15 minutes a day, you have far bigger problems than worrying about a certain kind of beans in your food
Joseph Clark
The hubris that some people have. I'm betting 100 years from now, people will think we were all retarded for pumping xenoestrogens into the population then thinking the best way to treat the people who ended up mentally deranged was to chop their dicks off and give them implants.
Jackson Fisher
I think these soyboys open there mouth cause they are begging for cock
Ryan Morris
>premixed products are more expensive than something you can make yourself never would have guessed
David Miller
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Elijah Ortiz
How is soy-based food product in any way Politics related? Maybe you're just butthurt?
Luke Rodriguez
>My time is worthless Thats all I hear when people on here suggest spending a lot of extra time to save 10 cents to a dollar a day
Levi Reyes
It's jut a way to troll people. It's the new "cuck" ever since that fell out of favor. I'd be surprised if it stayed around until the end of the year. Then again people do feel to get offended by soyboy pretty readily, so maybe it will stand the test of time.
Jose Lee
>Making a protien shake takes a lot of time ...Are you fucking serious right now? And it's way cheaper than a dollar a day.
Levi Campbell
Sorry I meant, you'll save way more money than a dollar a day.
Jacob Mitchell
It's sheeple... Soylent Green is sheeple...
Julian Ramirez
consider this: how much you eat matters a lot more than what you eat
That bottle of soylent has 400 calories and 20g of protein. Drinking 8 of those a day gives 3200 calories and 160g of protein, more than enough protein to build muscle.
You can gain and lose weight eating almost any food on earth. some are easier to gain weight with, some are easier to lose weight.
Brandon Morris
Im ready to go on record saying it really bothers me that lentils are not an ingredient in soylent. What even is that name?
Kevin Lopez
In college, all the computer science kids would drink this stuff. It was "more efficient" than cooking or eating real food.
When asked about flavor, they said "food is just fuel, it's not mandatory to enjoy the taste".
I'll tell ya, that rustled my jimjams
Nathaniel Stewart
>that pic alright I laughed
Gabriel Russell
I mean I'm pretty thin, but I'm not that skranny I don't think. I used to eat a lot better, run , lift, play lots of sports etc. But after starting college I kinda became a shut in and I got a lot worse. I basically stayed the same weight but lost all my muscle and now have a shit body. I knew I needed to start lifting again but didn't realize it was this bad until taking this pic.
Anthony Murphy
>getting mad at other people's opinions about food
Chase Bell
They changed the recipe from what I remember it used to be whey.
but SPI is fucking irreducible waste tier. Shame this could have been so good.
Jonathan Hernandez
See When I only had a couple hours max of free time a day I didn't really want to spend it cooking / doing dishes. This let me 'eat' as quickly as possible while being cheap and relatively healthy
Ryder Rogers
I got blisters opening a bottle of Manhattan Special the other day.
Anthony Mitchell
What language is that on the bottle? It has the sharfes S (ß) which I usually associate with German but it seems like it has romance language elements like 'non' and the way j is being used. Is it Walloon or something? It must be lowcountries
Christopher Lopez
Is soyboy just a new term for numale?
Zachary Diaz
well one meal a day has basically been sucking on soy gravy what did you expect?
Landon Reyes
I ripped my hand open trying to open a bottle with a metal cap, when i finally looked at it, there weren't even the perforations in the metal, fucking old sobe bottles were shit.
Jaxson Morgan
yeh
Parker Lewis
Well I only started that this past academic year after starting grad school. The process of body transformation began during my undergrad
Tyler Gonzalez
Oops meant for
Jeremiah Bailey
Wouldn't straight protein powder and some vitamins be better and cheaper?
Colton Brooks
It's part of the Soylent® Lifestyle for the modern man
Kevin Anderson
The main label on that bottle (you mean that container with Soja Drink?) is German, but for whatever reason, it's labelled in French below the main label.
Zachary Gutierrez
You need fats and carbs. Soylent is basically soy protein, algae oil or something, rice powder and multivitamins with extra stuff for flavour
Jeremiah Jackson
>>they made fun of me for spending my time cooking instead of watching TV
Ayden Evans
A better alternative to Soylent for a snack - OGO Spice Crisps. These meet FDA's DV requirements and actually taste GOOD.
Levi Evans
Thoughts on Huel?
Hunter Long
You don't have to mix protein powder with water, milk would be fine for a meal replacement.
William Thomas
>open mouth? >must be for cock! hmmmmmm
Sebastian Butler
Not really because you would not be getting the proper nutritional breakdown from your calories. You would be having far too much protein, minimal carbs and no fiber.
Elijah Sullivan
This
Also they only focus on soy because they can me a le epic phrase that rhymes and they can blurt out easily without thinking.
None of them even realize the same thing is in any product that comes from a female and many other plants, its in your beer, your eggs, your meat ect, its pathetic.
Sitting down and having a pint with a cut of steak makes you as much of a "soyboy" by their logic.
Jason Allen
Drinking soylent will turn you into a qt3.14 tranny
Cooper Fisher
Mmmm. Trap build.
Aiden Taylor
they are selling it in 7-11 by me I wouldn't ever buy such a retarded product, especially since it was formulated by a software engineer and not actually someone with any knowledge of nutrition fact is muscle milk has better macros
however! I am interested in tasting it because I hear its terrible, so I might buy a plain flavor and a chocolate one
Easton Ramirez
this shit is for people who hate eating and you need to eat to get strong therefore soylent fans would automatically be weak as fuck
Ryan Kelly
We say it because it's such a simple thing that drives you to bitch even though you admit it's pointlessly stupid, you're still so buttblasted
Gabriel Martin
eating soy also implies you are vegetarian, which also makes you a pussy faggot
Alexander Mitchell
I can feel my balls shriveling just looking at that image. Fuck. Must counter.
Blake Wright
The only based post in this spergtastic thread.
Luis Flores
>what is satire
James Miller
>only vegetarians eat soy We're dealing with a truly retarded person here boys. I'm omnivore and I eat tofu patties all the time, shit tastes godly if you flavor them properly.