All that frozen food isn't too good for you, haha. Paper or plastic?

They might have been laughing because college age girls are known to use fresh veg to masturbate.

Only in porn m8

Bill Cosbys working at a grocery store now? How the mighty have fallen desu...

Hey better than jail
Probably

Haha yes Robert senior. I'll do better next time. By the way I have this cupon for falcon feed...

...

Robert Sr.? I am acquainted with your son, he's a professional Kinoplex manager. Are the crab legs a family recipe?

Tripple paper bag it wagie

>what are you making with this :)
>it's the food I'm eating all this week
>oh... I see :|

another day another autist

Nah, I'm getting food for my fatass roommates. The meat and produce is mine though.

It's not frozen, it's just thermally challeneged. I'll be writing to your HR department about this.

Commi "The bags are killing the environment! But ignore the fact the state is always on fire." fornia.

>Not making sure he triple bags every individual item.
>Not then taking out all the items he put in those bags and moving them.
>Not then whipping out your check book.

You're a black man working a shitty dead-end job. I guarantee you eat at least as much shitty frozen food as I do.

At least I'm not a nigger.

stole my reply

Im on a food run for a LAN party besides its my cheat day anyways
My usual store is an hour away.
*after checking out*
Btw the chasier is white too

Paper please

Thank your, Mr. Cosby

obviously i tell them what meals i planned retard not those exact words

I don't speak the same language as my grocery store clerks so we don't have conversations, but I hope they are less grossed out now that I'm buying healthier stuff and losing weight steadily.

>obviously
heh, no offense kiddo but maybe learn to tell stories better

>Prohibit people from distributing useless rubbish to everyone
>Wtf gommunism
Kys murripleb
This saves those customers who don't want the bags the cost of supplying the bags for others, which must be baked in to the cost of their goods. It's an anti-commy move

How does the state being on fire have anything to do with plastic bags?

ALDI does it. Ironic how a German company can be so greedy.

Oh how I envy you... I envy the simplicity of your mind

no you don't your just being mean to him so please stop.

>pollution raises global temperatures
>higher temperatures result in more frequent and more extreme weather activity, drier winters and more flammable forests
>what do you mean stop polluting, can't you see the state is on fire?!?

>California
>"it's the worst drought in history, everyone stop taking showers and call the cops if your neighbor waters their lawn!"
>meanwhile politicians take bribes to drain water from the San Joaquin Delta Valley so farmers can grow almonds in the middle of the desert

allegedly

They still charge the same whether they have to buy plastic bags or not. You think those savings get passed on to you? Fuck no bitch, bow down to your shekel-hungry Jew overlords.

Just like tobacco "allegedly" causes cancer and all the disputing science was funded by the tobacco industry and also the tobacco industry had proof of cancer for years but never released it and even obfuscated it internally by referring to cancer by codenames.

Stop being anti-semetic. If you are trying to be funny, that's tired and lazy humor. If you are trying to be offensive that's common old material.

Get something new.

>Hey we don't have water
>We should grow more avocados and almonds

what does tobacco have to do with the global warming meme?

Thats old man rondo, he will assist you with anything you need.

Tobacco does, but the dangers of it are overblown. People seem to think that even smelling it means secondhand smoke means guaranteed lung cancer. Hell, even thirdhand smoke is a thing. Meanwhile, actual smokers usually need to smoke tens of thousands of cigarettes before getting cancer

Shut up old man! You don't know anything about my life.

Shut up, Cosby. I'm glad your rapist apologist daughter is dead.

I'll have paper. Be sure to greet robert from me when you see him, thanks!

The bags cost them next to nothing, because the long term environmental costs are not factored into the cost of production. Everybody else has to pay for it later.

Not being able to supply them reduces the store's potential sales, because it becomes less convenient to buy more junk you don't need.

Candyman??

>Implying good food isnt as cheap as frozen meals

>this and the grocery jester thread and the questionable threads last night

Where do you think you are

who the fuck uses paper bags anymore?

>thinking a /pol/tard would ever listen to common sense or accepted science

People with fireplaces, smokers, grills, firepits, real lives, etc.

I like to get them so I can put my empty liquor bottles in them before putting them in the trash bag, so if anyone happens to look in my garbage can they wont just see a giant stack of empty vodka handles.

95 year olds

Here in Alameda County it's all you can really get. Occasionally stores will have the extra thicc plastic bags (that are "reusable"), but aside from that off chance paper is your only choice.

>bitching about /pol/
>in a /tv/ shitposting thread on Veeky Forums
There's like three /tv/ shitposting threads on the first page and you're worried about da evil nazis.

This is why I don't recycle. It's easiest to hide the bottles and cans at the bottom of a garbage bag topped up with ordinary rubbish.

>I don't know how free market competition works
They better or they're out of business unless the industry is a defacto cartel from overregulation, which grocery stores aren't. Learn basic economics

>Not paying for everything with exact change which is randomly distributed in every pocket and every section of your three bags

Jew detected

>choosing inferior paper just so you have a bit of kindling

I've never got on /pol/ and saw someone interjecting food in a thread and someone tells them to fuck off to Veeky Forums. It would makes 1000x more sense because /pol/ gets like 20x the traffic on top of it.

Don't like it don't fucking read it. Don't like it enough fuck off the site entirely then

But what do you put in your small wastebasket around the house?

p-plastic

Biodegradable plastic bags appropriately sized

there's nothing wrong with frozen veg and fruit

Do these cost $$?

Yes. It's worth it to prevent the countryside from being clogged up with the free, non-biodegradable plastic bags of old by those who can't be trusted to dispose of them properly.

Probably quite a bit more and it's just a marketing sham to make bigger profit margins. Don't know this in particular but that's how 95% of the green industry works.

Ok so how about producing them? If it takes more industrial output to produce them then you're kinda spinning your wheels in your crusade. With it costing more I would either assume that's the case, or you're being taken to the cleaners by a company ripping you off

Meant for

whole foods

>not going shopping at 4 am and using a self-checkout

Must be nice to have so much money to waste on where you put your trash and to feel smug about it too

if i had the choice i'd pick paper
i like scribbling sad faces on them and wear it
other times i place them on my coat rack and pretend someone is there

you can make sock puppets out of them too

In my town we have to bring our own bags to grocery stores.

He was trying to be honest.
Kikes are gay.

It's definitely better than subsidising everyone else's plastic bags when I go shopping and then having my taxes wasted on restoring the condition of the environment after said bags are wantonly disposed of. So yeah, it's very nice.

Why not just put your trash in the bin without a liner and hose it out after emptying, though?

That sounds like a lot more work. I prefer to minimise the potential to be splashed with garbage juice in my day to day activities too.

I always bring my own bag, Stevie. We've been over this.

From what I've heard in germany stores are now forced to sell paper bags because muh enviroment.

I know, I want to die

Hi there!

I'm Stevie, and I totally remember you from the seven million other customers whom I've served this week.

Because you're special!

Actually, I live in Little California, aka Central TX

They really are parasites.

Why did you raise the price of Falcon food so much Robert Sr? I can't afford any fresh food because of it.

Secondhand smoking is 100% admitted as a fact.
Kids with smoker parents have more respiratory diseases with everything else took on account. That's something that's been verified dozens of times by dozens of different scientific teams everywhere in the world.
And duh, of course cancer takes decades to develop. The disease is like that, and it's the same with basically every substance that can cause cancer (like asbestos), outside of people getting leukemia a few months after being exposed to a shitload of radiation.
And the fact that around half of smokers die of smoking related diseases earlier than the rest of the population with a quality of life that massively decreases compared to non-smokers has also been accepted by literally everyone dealing with smokers for decades now.
Some people can smoke and end up relatively healthy. But they're extremely rare. Those people are the one overblown by smokers, who meanwhile ignore the cancer wards filled with thousands of smokers dying slowly and painfully.

lol my thought exactly

lmfao. I get the same shit man. I'll get some canned stuff like tomatoes cause poorfag. But literally the same thing, they try to guess what I'm making or think I'm a private shopper or something

you guys are making me cringe

>dumping all change on the counter when the line up is 10 deep and the total its $47.78

Not my fault you didn't study hard in school.

I don't have any time to eat at work usually, so when I get home i'm exhausted and starving and don't really want to spend more than a few minutes on a meal. Plus, having lactose intolerance removes a lot of the quick eat options I used to cook. I would just tell him I have plenty of things to cook at home, but I don't have the time, and to fuck off out of my business.

Sho' thang white boy.

I'm a pretentious douche nozzle that think's it's low class to be seen carrying groceries in plastic so paper, please.

wild fires are a natural processs that many plant and animals rely on, however due to climate change California is the dryest it's been in decades :^)

I think most environmentalist would agree with you on that one