How do I get social media famous by writing a book? Everyone wants to be an actress or music artist...

How do I get social media famous by writing a book? Everyone wants to be an actress or music artist, but I want to be a famous author. wat do?

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_politic
nybooks.com/daily/2017/11/01/the-problem-with-problematic/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Write a book that most people would like? Something easy to digest for everyone and it will come naturally afterwards.

write a book first nigga

read, write, read, write, read, write, write, write, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit

What next? I want to be famous

Why do you want to be famous?

>famous author
Write genre shit that appeals to as many people as possible and promote yourself through social media like crazy. I've got bad news for you if you intend to write actually good books, however.

I don't really care, I'm trying to appeal to people who are like 16-25 on social media anyway with some "deep" shit

>How do I get social media famous by writing a book?
Write something good.

>Everyone wants to be an actress or music artist, but I want to be a famous author.
That makes you really special user! Especially here, on Veeky Forums. ;^)

>wat do?
Start by becoming brilliant and also not seeking fame for its own sake.


Really, just shut the fuck up and read. Then write. Then write something people actually want to bother reading. Then write something worth selling. Then hope it actually is brilliant as you think and MAYBE. MAYBE... an agency will buy it and you will be offered $30,000 because you're a first-time author. Be prepared to make that money last while you start over again now that you've shot your creative wad.

Social media famous people get that way first, then they "write" a "book".
Just see what they're doing and do it better than them.
Good luck, you'll need it.

Write pulp shit for the stupid masses

Well, the social media seems to be very useful. Rowling keeps herself relevant with twitter and John Green was a successful youtuber before TFIOS.

Veeky Forums doesn't like to admit it but Rowling's talent is magnified by her perseverance. Her success was not an accident. John Green's was, but he made the most of what he had and rode the YouTube/social media wave at the right time. Like the 90s tech boom, that time is passed. Oversaturated now, everyone has the same desire and no talent. OP is fucked, or needs to scrounge for some actual good traits inside himself.

It goes the other way around. Writing is the most tricky way to get famous.

Just become an alt-right meme, establish a social media presence and cry about niggers and bitches oppressing you, blog/tweet/make a video about every trending event and try to start fights online without being too crude about it. Though find something to stand out like that faggot and a cheeky name.

Aim for the gaymer demographic or anything else where people spend too much time online to have potential drones.

THEN you write a book about your experiences, say how it was all a social experiment.

I'm a woman

Then you're an even better fit for the alt-right meme idea. It's oversaturated by neckbeards, and females will automatically stand out, specially if you're somehow attractive.

Go get that nazi uniform and shoot videos about how rape isn't real or some shit.

I can't do that because I'm a black girl

Even better. The more contrarian and outlandish, the more attention you'll get. People from all sides going to hate on you but there is going to be a lot publicity.

You don't happen to be Jewish and gay too by chance?

I don't want to be hated.
I'm bi, but I'm Christian and don't want to pander to SJWs.

Are you kidding that's even better. Go tell the media about how affirmative action is unfair and unwanted, and welfare is keeping people poor. Tell the Democrats you aren't their pet negro and they are not entitled to your vote or your suffering.

this.
After that you post it here with a video explaining it. If any of the autists here think it's worth reading (which they probably will just because) then word of mouth spreads it fast. I am working on several projects myself.

Honestly there's a lot if good you could do if you didnt just "want to be famous." Not that you're not trolling everyone with this thread.

If you want to be famous, you're bound to get hated either way, even if you write innocent children's stories or draw pictures of nature. Might as well go all out. Later you can still fix the damage with the "social experiment" excuse.

I'm not trolling
What good could I do?
Welfare isn't keeping people poor. It's just not regulated properly.

>Welfare isn't keeping people poor.
Who gives a shit about facts, it's 2017. You're not going to get much attention by being reasonable. Spew dumb crap and have outrage brigades from all sides to do the marketing for you.

Veeky Forums is bad for your image though...

Honestly I want to remain pretty moderate when it comes to politics. I'm a libertarian I think, I'm just not into social issues and politics too much.

Help ;-;

>Veeky Forums is bad for your image though...

Only people who care what others think of them, not knowing who they themselves are, heed the opinions of others.

Be
>attractive
>female
>minority

Dont write a book. Books are long and require attention. Write short poems in meme format that appeal to social jusice sensibilities. Womens liberation, refugee sympathy etc

Write about niggers and refugees being welcome. Deconstruct whitey and patriarchy, done. Book deal incoming.

>deconstruct whitey
Honestly I'm amazed no black writer has done this yet. Coates pretends to be a philosopher but he's a fucking moron and his work about "black bodies" is nonsense. It's a repackaging of the "male gaze." Fanon, maybe. But who reads him?

I like poetry, but I'm not an SJW. If I write about love, family, mental illness, not fitting in, will that work?

I want to write a book though. It's been a dream of mine since I was 13.

Do porn first.

>bi black christian woman

nice larping

The bodies thing has precedent as far back as the medievals, and more famously with the early moderns. Then later as an independent thing applying to democratic politics (since monarchies -- the head -- were wiped out as sovereigns). Then even more recently as ethnic politics.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_politic

Coates is indeed worthless though. Can't believe people actually take him seriously. The two cultures: Neil Degrasse Tyson and Coates.

Try not to upset anyones feelings
nybooks.com/daily/2017/11/01/the-problem-with-problematic/

It's possible to be bi and Christian so...

Write a serious critical analysis of "The Tiger" by Nael, age 6
Now that it's a dead meme, you could be the one to begin an academic conversation about it.
you can't be feigning sincerity for a cheap laugh. you must be completely sincere.

Someone help

NOBODY HAS HELPED ME:(