This gets published while you languish in obscurity

>this gets published while you languish in obscurity

Explain yourself, user.

>his job? No biggie, just fucking destroying ISIS and raisin' the American flag

Her books' covers are all 10/10

If I had ideas like that I'd be published too

Would definitely read a book about that... wait

>Cunt Sigurdsson
>teletransports
>Yeehaw!
>no biggie

brb kms

The bookis thejovel to end all novels
It has romance, vampires, vikinga,angels, time-travelling, cults, cowboys and religious extremism

Because I don't have borderline personality disorder and the girly lips to suck enough dick to get my smut ran. That's the only difference.

Is she jewish by chance?

>implying this isn't worth a read
You must really hate fun boy-o.

Ok. I admit that the description made me curious, but I wouldn't spend money on it, maybe borrow one day

barnacle man
barnacle man
doing the things a barnacle can

what's he like?
It's not important.

barnacle man

Because as least the author actually finished a book. Unlike anyone else here that's probably still languishing in 1st chapter hell.

1st chapter hell isnt a thing

3rd chapter hell is

lol

But children, the real hell starts at chapter 14.

>tfw plot is completely outlined and I've been through 9 drafts but it's never gotten to novel length

>tfw no chapters with multiple digits

underrated back-handed compliment

Have we pushed past the young adult wave? Is this now post young adult wave?

Was it literature, Veeky Forums?

That reminds me of The Texan-Israeli war

> implying anyone on lit writes
user... we barely read

Tbqh user, I never actually learned how to read.

>chapters

Lads it's not the 19th century anymore.

This looks cool as fuck, thanks for the recommendation, got any others like this?

The joke's on you when it turns out it's a flawed but beautiful surrealist depiction of the ideological contradictions of the 21st century.

Unfortunately not, but you can go to any protestant church in America and you will get a proper historical context for the novel.

What's backhanded about it?

How the fuck do you pronounce that president’s name?

ohm-shee-dee
om-shi-di
Am shidi
I'm shitty

Clearly I didn't add enough sexy vikings

has anyone here successfully published a book?

I thought not

Tao Lin comes here to shitpost and find drugs occasionally.

sounds like you hate good fun op

...

I'm too busy writing this.

Seriously though don't be jelly.

maximalism is saved!

>First time in print!

what happened to lin? last time i checked his twitter he was retweeting anti-vax concerned mom accounts lmao

very carefully.
or Not!Obama.