Just bought a fuckload of rice and I'm not chingchong

Just bought a fuckload of rice and I'm not chingchong.
What do I do with it?

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rape a jew.

sodomize an orthodox.

eat it

highly recommend cooking it before you eat it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congee

eat it one grain at a time.

feed it to a bird

Get yourself a good recipe for Rice and Beans.
Maybe another user might have a good one.

Or just stock standard fried rice.

>chingchong
kys

>trap loudly closes behind you as you enter the cage to take the bait.
GOTCHA ! you filthy animal ..

good job user, now send him back.

ohh, b..but i always wanted a pet coon .. :'(
okay, i will ..

Kay doesn’t
youtube.com/watch?v=8-rj3gVOAnM

build a castle out of it like it was sand or snow

you can either use a rice cooker or just cook it on a sauce pan

gatecrash weddings and eat their food

Rice pudding

and there goes my glory hole fetish

that video is unbelievable
she must be pulling our legs, right? no one is that clueless

no, that's mean, user

>bark side of the moon

Dad it's too early for this shit

CanIn Rainbows

...

not good

I make rice with this recipe all the fuckin time as a side to chicken marbella:

foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/rice-pilaf-recipe2-2012322

Alternatively, I would say that you should either fuck with things like Biryanis or make things to eat plain white rice with like Curries or stir frys. Things like red beans and rice, hoppin john, etc are also good.

Also I wanted to add that when I make the rice pilaf recipe, I usually omit the raisins and pistachios. Don't omit the part with the wet cloth though. It is absolutely necessary.

I enjoyed it.