There's nothing quite like a glass of water straight from the freezer

there's nothing quite like a glass of water straight from the freezer
the oily texture, the crisp finish...

who said hydration can't be fun?

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>water
you aren't fooling anyone, we know you're alcoholic.

i cant get the same results OP, every time i try to do this the water gets hard and hurts to drink. what am i doing wrong? am i not leaving it in long enough? is putting water in the freezer just a meme?

>that kid who brought vodka to middle school in a water bottle

>water
>straight from the freezer
>that nasty ass freezer taste

Nah fuck that. Water is great but anything that has that freezer taste is fucking disgusting. Neck yourself memeing faggot.

>nasty freezer taste
when was the last time you cleaned your fridge ..? 20 years ago ?

4 months ago. It doesn't matter whether it's clean or not, that freezer taste is present no matter what.

>vod
>water

>-ka
>diminutive suffix to indicate affection

>vodka
>beloved water
If I lived in Russia, you're damn skippy that'd be the first thing I loved.

well i don't know what's wrong with your freezer .. try putting an open box of sodium bicarbonate in it , it'll absorb those >nasty ass freezer taste.

Kek freshman year and he got caught

What's wrong with your freezer?

>oily texture
Excuse me?

My friend did this but with straight JD in a 750ml red water bottle so you couldn't see what was in it. He started drinking it at our first break around 10am and was completely blasted by 1:30. I have no idea if the teachers just didn't notice, or if they all knew but thought it was too much effort to deal with and just ignored it.

>buy water bottle
>pour out water
>pour in vodka
>go to work

Is the rest of the world fucking stupid or am I a goddamn genius?

Everyone can smell your goddamned vodka breath from five feet away. That shit reeks.

Everyone can smell your vodka breath

>teaching middle school
>on lunchroom duty one day
>group of little shit mexican dudes always doing dumb shit
>can see them whispering and looking around and digging in a backpack
>totally not about to do some retarded shit
>walk away so they can go ahead and start whatever theyre trying to get into
>30 seconds later
>smell smoke
>spin around
>theyre all gone
>run over
>theyre huddled underneath the cafeteria table passing around a newport
>they thought they were gonna get some street cred or something
>every single kind in the school thinks theyre retarded and glad they end up suspended

fuck you juan and chris and other juan

Why would this matter to me?

Shut the fuck up, Pres-bitch

Why bother putting it in a water bottle if you have no need to hide it?

Because they don't let you bring bottles of vodka to work, but bottles of water are fine.

Gin would work better, it doesn't smell on your breath as bad as vodka.

I have no idea what you're talking about

Chilled still water? Fucking spew. If it's not at room temperature send it back.

Chilling is for sparkling water.

Did you know you can tell apart hot water and cold water being poured into a glass, by sound alone. You already have this amazing ability, you just didn't know it yet.

>the first juan and the other juan

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You're fridge is leaking Freon. Get it repaired.

vodka doesn't smell, Unless you are hammered drunk and you're sweating it