You deserve an oats of the highest caliber

you deserve an oats of the highest caliber.

It's exquisite cuisine!

It's just oats.

i know a good rye when i see one!

im the chocolate bunny

Come get some grains, friend

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slide me a cold one

what the fucking shit am I witnessing

What's that? You like Doritos instead?

jesus fuck don't do that anymore

you will regret that purchase

So why do I keep finding weevils in yours Mr Quaker?

wtf is this thread?

Am I still dreaming?

first he says it's wheat, then he says it's barley
which is it?

Have I truly become a monster?

I believe that's the lesser of two weevils.

I deliver the goods

your kitchen is disgusting

How is it my kitchen if they're only found in that specific brand of oats?

>ecosystem naturally converting carbs to protein
>disgusting

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