ITT we invent writer names

ITT we invent writer names

>Hayes Francis Frey

Marcuths Areolaths

Elijah Eli Jah

Dennis Flanders

Ta-Nehisi Mbele

DeShawn D.D. Aubrey-Fletcher

this one sucks

Delashawn Yang Gupta al-Nasheed

Thomas Flanagan

Jeremiah Henry Wadsworth
good thread OP

Novalis

Friedrich Schegel

Roderick Erasmus

Rupi Galgazar

Jesus Lazaro Absolomo de la Cruz

book man, Jr.

John Green 2

I. P. Freely.

G. R. R. Katt

Another 40 year old University Lit teacher who thinks his student/teacher forbidden romance novel is unlike the others.

spooky

Writey McWriteface

Kid E. Diddler

Homer Simpson

Josephine Antoinette Jinglefarmer

solid

Siben Gnüte

Danger Hardwolf

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T.T. Wingo

Hermut Borgnien

Would un-ironically write under these names

Tod Flood

Alfonso Gurgembelcious

Ruby Gonzalez

E. C. K. Blattery

Ned kierselph

G.G. Cuckberg

First pet name + street you grew up on

So this trick is really fun! Post your author name:

First name: first 16 numbers on your credit card + first 3 numbers on the back

Last name: expiration month/year

Tug Speedwell

Goodluck Jonathan

Leslie Dolphin

Engelbert Humperdinck

M.D. Desu

Good post

Thunder Balls

David Fosta Wallace

Nate Higgers

...

Jate Hews
J.T. Hews

Agatha Candelaria

...

Dave Adopt Gromit

Paul Banta

Hugh Dong

Arthur Writeman

Benno von Archimboldi

Thad Phil Nguyen

That’ll get you published

nala almafuerte

Fie Daggot

I wonder how many books/stories you could publish under this name before someone caught on. I'll bet it's a lot.

Sasha Lander

Der Nister

I.C Weiner

M. R. Chesterfield

Bob Hunter

Snag Whistler

>Clara Duane
>F. X. Staunton
>Fulco Scotti
>John G. Proberts
>A. V. Albrecht
>Hugh C. Farquharson
>William De Pasture
>Barnaby Neckham Watt
>Beatriz Aznar

D. R. Pavel

Rex Lincoln

That sounds like a porn name.

Bill Wilson

Schmee Mymen
Anonely Juan Ovü

Sarah Graham

Lola Rosewell

Napoleon Voltaire

Mi May Men

Sounds chinky.

Maxwell Shatterhand

I. M. Dunhier

Macie Pemberton

Post it mother fucker

Guy Bigforyeau

Barry McCockiner

Mini Chesterfield

Sophie Pudding-Hill

Is that a turbo twingo?

Phuc Long

You forgot the middle initial
Schmee N. Mymen

The Element by Barry M.

Don G. Tobrinfrense

RESIST! By O. M. Copperwire

Johnny New York

Charles Reid

You just know he writes tom-clancy-style-dad-fiction

D. Rose

M.C.Rhymes
I win this thread

Bruce Bane

Amanda Huggenkess

Xenith Backside
Paige Rider
Ceril Basington-Basington

Teo Schubert

Chuck Tingle

Agden Memphis

F. Arkouf-Cnut

Billy Jean Penis Shits