Does your gf/bf cook for you? I he/she any good? or total shit?

We're both cooks professionally, so we take turns cooking or cook together.

Man i hate doing dishes while cooking. Too long of having people do it for me at work i guess. I'll keep my area clean as fuck but I'm not doing dishes until the cooking is done unless i need them back.

What a cancerous post

GF is a good cook but she started later in life so she needs a detailed recipe to follow. She got into a Blue Apron thing recently and that's really opened up her creative side.

One weird thing. She's Chinese, born in Taiwan, grew up with her family in the US, and visits her Chinese relatives often. But she ate so much Chinese food she's never wanted to cook it. I feel deprived.

Make her.

I am too autismo to have a gf.

get a bf then.

>I am too autismo to have a gf.

My first girlfriend was literally autistic. No excuses.

You sound like a tremendous faggot.

Anyways, my ex used to cook for me, and I suppose she was pretty good, but I'm going to be honest, I really disliked it. I felt like I owed her something, and there was nothing more annoying than thinking "I'm going to have a few beers and get tacos around 9 PM tonight" and the next thing I know I have to pretend I actually wanted lasagna at 6:00 or risk offending her.

I'm pretty straightforward with chicks I date now - don't surprise me with dinner, let's talk and plan a dinner date or do our own thing.

>Anyways, my ex used to cook for me, and I suppose she was pretty good, but I'm going to be honest, I really disliked it. I felt like I owed her something, and there was nothing more annoying than thinking "I'm going to have a few beers and get tacos around 9 PM tonight" and the next thing I know I have to pretend I actually wanted lasagna at 6:00 or risk offending her.
You sound like the actual tremendous faggot.

i went on a date with a girl who said she uses blue apron. idk what to do boys.

>wahhhhh why isn't it the 1950s
Fuck off.

It's great for people who have money and like to cook but aren't good at thinking of recipes.

I don't see the problem here besides it being a little expensive. But if she can afford it, fuck it.

i told her i didnt respect it. theres no spirit in it.

My gf loves my cooking, but she doesn't really know how to cook. I don't encourage it, since I like cooking.

Look at why you typed tell me you aren't a faggot.
>wahh wahh, too scared to tell my gf i don't like her food, s-she might get offended

This has nothing to do with the 50s, if you don't have enough trust in your relationship to tell her you don't like her food, wtf is the point.

Fag.

Nice location retard

Wherever you want to plant your flag, sure, I guess. But since I value my time like money, I think it's a valuable service. I'd rather spend an extra $5 on a meal than sit down and figure out a recipe, drive to the store, fight the crowds, come home with more food than I need for the recipe, prep, cook, clean, and then eat... as compared to "here's your food and your instructions" when I get home at 5:30.

If you have the time to plan out meals and cook and clean and shop without anything else going on, more power to you.

But it's better than stopping off for fast food late.

>i told her i didnt respect it. theres no spirit in it.

You sound like a faggot. If she made pasta with a canned sauce base you'd be telling her you only respect mashing your own tomatoes.

It wasn't about her food, her food was alright. It was about not being an autist and bitching at her for doing something she thought was nice. But I grew up in a family where you provided your own food unless we made plans ahead, and dinner was whenever you were hungry. Forcing food down my cramhole 30 minutes after work is unpleasant, especially when you'll probably just be hungry 3-4 hours later anyways.

My gf can cook but hates using spices and seasoning. Even whinges if I salt meat before cooking it. So whenever she cooks it's absolutely bland as fuck.

Why not just send a text to confirm/coordinate?

I text my boyfriend on the way home with tentative dinner plans, and so he can thaw whatever meat I'll need. Sometimes he says "Oh, can we have x instead?" or "How about taking a break and ordering Hawaiian BBQ tonight?"

As for time, literally just tell her when you're hungry. If you see her start to get ready to cook, just say you aren't hungry yet..?

Seems like you just had a communication issue.

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>It was about not being an autist and bitching at her for doing something she thought was nice.
Then what was the fucking problem you fucking austistic faggot?

You clearly have autism and are a big faggot,

Just say no, I'm not hungry, thx.

Not saying I didn't approach it the wrong way, but at the time I knew it made her feel good to provide the kinds of stuff that /r9k/ or /adv/ would love (even though she had no idea about Veeky Forums).

Her idea of a great relationship was one where she cared for me - whether that was coming home to a meal, asking if I was okay when my stomach made noises (I have some stomach issues), and cuddling up after we were home from work for some TV/videogames/insert mellow activity, then sex with a relatively sensible bedtime.

I'm a marketing executive for a Fortune 500 hotel/casino company in Vegas. When I dumped her finally, she was really depressed, but said she couldn't keep up with my crazy lifestyle, and I thought it was funny because she was getting maybe 25% of it, and I felt dragged down. Pic related.

Is she black? The black chicks I've dated all hated food with any strong flavors.

The problem is the guy who is throwing a rage fit because he's not walking into food in the oven at the end of his workday. Not everyone wants that Betty Crocker bullshit, but telling your girlfriend to throw away the food she worked hard on is a bad idea too.

Sounds like you have unironical autism.

I'm the cook between us
I'm a pretty good cook and can make pretty much anything my bf wants to try
we love to try new foods from other countries and just odd shit
although he made a pot of authentic miso soup yesterday and I was impressed with that, usually he doesn't cook anything because I love to do the cooking.

>larping as girl
post bobs and vegene

Absolute horrible. My left hand can't chop an onion for shit

My child's mother makes potted ham sandwich and undercooked meatloaf, I fear for my child's palette

My girlfriend can't cook for shit. She asked if I wanted a breakfast sandwich once and handed me an unseasoned fried egg with a slice of pepperjack cheese on it between 2 slices of Italian bread with some of those pre-packaged fried onions on top.

I hate you

Your gf probably cooks like mine, I don't blame you. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

Good, I hate you too.

I already have a mommy, I didn't need another.

It was only a matter of time.

When was this pasta first posted anyways? What this app OP?

I would cook food for my gf if someone cared about me, but since I don’t see that happening I produce well balanced single meals using fine ingredients for myself. I enjoy cooking alone a lot more because it lets me explore foods that would be too rich or too strong for normal people who aren’t very culinary. Last time I cooked for someone I made a 20 hour braised ramen broth flavored with homemade yakitori sauce that took another three, all of this over alcaline noodles shiitake and pork belly that I took 2 hour pre-prepping during the braise. It was “too meaty” for them and I just wound up somewhat disappointed and wondering if I was any good at cooking at all. I’d really hate to think how the opinions of my significant others would weigh down upon me and my food, maybe I’d just need the right person but I dunno.

I had a similar problem. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

My GF said she wanted to cook for me once, she told me she knew a great recipe and wanted to make me happy, but the moment my back was turned she tried to escape out the back door. Fortunately I had locked the security door. Now she never ventures out of her room. You just can't trust women.

you really cannot

My gf is an excellent cook and a exemplary pasty chef and baker.

Traps are superior to ‘real’ women. Women are super materialistic, superficial, and lack souls.

Veeky Forums kooks the worst copy pasta.

She cooks sometimes. She has it in her head that she's more busy than she actually is so if she doesn't have a good chunk of free time then she generally won't.

I can't cook beyond recipes I get off the box, but I can bake traditional southern desserts pretty well. Thing is though she's a much better baker as well, so I kinda just don't anymore. I try to help her when she does stuff in the kitchen. Menial shit like laying stuff out, cleaning dishes, and prepping stuff just to feel useful.

Its whatever though. I'm sure when we're more financially stable we'll cook more, and I'm hype for that. I hope that's how it works and I don't get fuckin monkey paw'd into some shitty dead relationship to stay financially in the green.

I bet her pussy taste like aluminum and rotten kimchi.

>rabbit is a weird food
anyone who hasn't had a rabbit stew is missing out on life.

i took over the cooking this year when i decided i was going to lose some weight. she's not a bad cook, but the thing she cares most about is getting dinner done quickly and having leftovers so she doesn't have to cook too many nights during the week. this lead to a lot of casseroles and stuff that wasn't exactly healthy. also she could give a fuck about actually learning techniques or taste beyond what a recipe says. i used my autismo powers for the good of both of us and learned decent technique/how to season/flavor profiles. also i found out i fucking love cooking. i let her cook when she wants to but we both agree it's better that i do all the cooking from now on.

Someone post the pasta already

Wow, you got cucked bro. How does her bull feel about you?

Lurk moar.

Here's how you figure out a recipe: you pick up what you've got and toss it into whatever cooking medium you have handy. Wa la!

>tfw I'm the happy housewife and my gf is my macho man
gentle femdom is heaven

Wew lad...

gf is an ex-restaurant worker and her mother child labored the shit out of her

I have zero regrets

>Look! I know memes: the post

My gf is learning how to cook, though the process is slow because she'd rather just order pizza most of the time.

She's better than she was I suppose. I get her to do simple meals like stew or sausage and mash with gravy. Sometimes she even seasons the food. I think (I hope) she's finally got it in to her skull to cook my eggs sunny side up. Having to tell her to cook my eggs sunny side up but then she doesn't because she decided that I wouldn't like them that way three times in a row really boiled my piss. I suppose that's progress for 5 years. I wish she would wash up as she cooked though, rather than scrolling through garbage on her phone

I think she should just leave you.

>boyfriend
Gay lol

NORMIE!!! GET OFF MY COOKING BOARD!!!

Well, maybe if you beat her more often and applied the scold’s bridle

I love this pasta.
Your fault for marrying a white woman. I can't keep my wife out of the kitchen.

You married a black woman, right?

>Marrying a ugly, lazy nig
fuck no.

My fiance is physically incapable of cooking so I do 100% of it, though she is my cheerleader

You got engaged to Shakes, the pancake flipping qt? You lucky shit.

If shes quadriplegic you can just prop her up to make it look like shes holding the top of the mixer down.

not gonna lie

would bone

What is the treatment for such disorders? Beatings.

My gf can't cook any kind of meal. She just follows recipes to the T and if it tastes bad she just blames the recipe lol. Retard

She can bake though, which is nice but i'm trying to cut sweets out of my diet

Shes got a neuromuscular disorder and is too weak to do any cooking. She's actually a reallly good cook but has to have me be her hands

I'm fairly new to Veeky Forums and I've been lurking but is this woman internet/board famous or something?

she's our sweet girl

>My child's mother makes potted ham sandwich and undercooked meatloaf, I fear for my child's palette
Buy him more colours then.

Well that is unironically the sweetest thing. If you're lying about this I will hunt you down and waterboard you.

>Your fault for marrying a white woman. I can't keep my wife out of the kitchen.
I would rather eat Taco Bell everyday with my white family than soil my genes.

Do you have to be her hands for everything? Cause that sounds hot.

>Soil my jeans
Nice choice of words, sister fucker.

If this retard didn't tits and a cute face people would just see her as another tard. Shows you how easy women have it, even the tard kind.

You disgraced your ancestors and your progeny will never be white. You dun goofed buddy, for all eternity you dun goofed.

Yes...

Just did a DANA analysis, I'm already part red face and a tiny bit nigger. My superior whasian progeny will do just fine.

Wife is a Latvian farm girl. She is an amazing cook. She cooks when I work, I cook on my days off. She has fun learning how to cook stuff from me. She loves Asian themed food but is slow getting used to anything at an even medium heat, which kind of sucks for me because I always enjoyed extremely spicy food. It took her a little while to move towards meat and vegetables and away from so much carbs, but she finally accepted that our kids don’t work on a farm and don’t need all that energy, and it will just make them fat. I have never come home from work and not had a hot meal waiting for me. She would wake up at 4:30 to cook me breakfast if I let her, but I don’t. She cooks breakfast for our kids before school. I can’t imagine life without her. Also she does anal.

Having to be the hands in a hand job just makes it plain old masturbation.

Pretty much

Pathetic. Of course you married a gook too, with their questionable oral hygiene, horrible ethics and morals, ultra-materialism, and awful families. Disgusting. And you've turned sour grapes and pretend white woman are awful and Asian is the way to go... wow, just wow. I'm glad it's you and not me is all I can say. If my sons had half-gook eyes and micropenises on top of speaking gook I would go for that proverbial pack of smokes and always regret bringing them into this world.

>Does your gf/bf cook for you? I he/she any good? or total shit?

My GF is white. She's pretty much unskilled and useless in the kitchen. If she wasn't such a deviant freak, I'd have dumped her long ago.

>be single but have friends
>sometimes tell them about the things I cook
>sometimes bring things for house parties/potlucks
>"Wow user you're really good at cooking. Whoever dates you is going to be very happy."
>mfw