I just ate at a sandwich shop, but I want to come back for more and it's only 2 hrs later...

I just ate at a sandwich shop, but I want to come back for more and it's only 2 hrs later. I should have bought one to go. Problem is the worker there and I had a really awkward interaction, and I worry she is going to be judging the shit out of me. What would you do if you were in my shoes? Problem is I can't just go to subway instead this is a gourmet local sandwich store that I wanted to eat from specifically.

Are you fat?
>don't go
Are you healthy?
>go
Stop being stupid

I would call in two sandwhiches, but never pick them up. I'd then drive and wait out back in a disguise until they took the trash out that night and get them out of the dumpster.

call ahead so it can be made before you even get there, then just pick it up. eliminate half the interaction
fuck this guy if you're a fatbro just stop being a fag

t. Oregonian

Make a sandwich at home.

>huh, user never came to pick up the sandwiches he called it
>guess i know what i'm having for dinner tonight, you want one?

Why the fuck would you think a restaurant throws out food that's a mistake or otherwise never paid for?

Pretend you've got a crush on her to justify returning so soon. Then she won't think it's weird.

Because who fuck eats food from the place the work? Surely you're one of those right?

Not everyone works at Arbys, I get a free meal at Carrabbas every shift and that’s a step and a half above Olive Garden

>who fuck eats food from the place the work

Basically every cook ever? What fucking places don't allow the BoH to make themselves food? Since I'll often just want to go home when my shift is over and not make myself food, I'll box up mistakes and just take that home so I have something to eat without having to cook.

I don't get it, why would it be awkward? are you fat or something

>I worry she is going to be judging the shit out of me.
The judgment of a girl who works at a sandwich shop is meaningless.

Living the dream user.

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>tfw veal marsala or chicken bryan with as much minestrone soup and fresh bread as i want
being a host is good, family

>Fuck this guy
Sorry I'm not fat

what does it matter to you if a fat person wants to keep killing themselves? do you have socialist healthcare where your taxes pay for them? who cares, let him eat cake

America sadly does, and it doesn't benefit society now does it? Just trying to help a brother out. Stop being fat and socially awkward.

>host

Oh, I thought you actually had a job that required a little skill such as warming up frozen food in a oven but youre a host? Kek. How does it feel knowing that 15 year old thots are better at your job than you?

nah they only hire haitians or mexicans to cook, swear on me mum. Front of the house needs white people to lure in the retirees
>15 year old thots
20 year olds maybe, but that's only because titties help get tips. Doesn't matter though, I'm still a ladder rung above them
feels good man

Hell, I like you user. Id let you come over and fuck my wife but her son is home and sleeping

Cheers, I like you too user. Lemme know when, I'll bring you fresh bread

>are you fat or something
yes im 300 lbs.

fucking do it, just pretend that you're Henry VIII and your weight and double sandwich purchases are a symbol of your wealth and posterity in plagued medieval england

>What would you do if you were in my shoes?

I would sack up and go if I was hungry and that's what I wanted to eat. Who gives a fuck what some wagie thinks about you? If she judges you, judge her back for working a job at a sandwich shop

Everyone expects the 300lb guy to eat a lot. You can't maintain that kind of weight without eating a lot. Regardless of how much people see you eating they've already judged you for being fat anyways. Just make peace with it. I have a fat friend who always orders two entrees when he goes out to dinner, because that's how much he eats. Dude made peace with that shit like ten years ago.

>there are people who go through this much mental gymnastics for shit i wouldn't think twice about
you're such a loser holy shit, just go

You should lose weight

Post the awkward interaction

More likely they would just give it to some other customer for free.

OP, you could wait it out. Find something else, an an alternative.

Anyway, if you do want to go, make a big deal about having them wrap it in halves, double wrap it, or some kind of no dressing kind of order like you won't be eating it right now, because it's for your kid's school lunches or your own lunch tomorrow, getting up early, going out on the boat, better get this stuff tonight since they won't be open in the morning. Make sure they do To Go packets of mayo or something that screams it is true. Or you can pretend you are buying food for 2 or more people, but buying multiple drinks, multiple subs, and/or specifying how to cut it, or reading off some special instructions on a piece of paper someone wrote out for you 'oh sorry, on half that sub she is telling me no pickles, but on the other side, he wants hot sauce, can you do that separate for "them" *wink wink*?" You can even tell the awkward girl this is what you get for bragging about your earlier sub, now everyone wants to try it, and sent you back, ahhaha.

There ya go... if you want to play the healthy guy, add a side salad for yourself, since you're not hungry yet, but might as well buy something while you're here, something that will keep a while.

>finish working
>be hungry
>be surrounded by free food
>be a proffesional cook in a proffesional kitchen
>most importantly, have a proffesional dishwasher
what kind of retard wouldn't cook for themselves after their shift? baka

What was the awkward interaction?