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What are those things?

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Imagine kissing that disgusting mouth

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So it's a worm frittata?

I'd love to. My only problem is that she's so squeamish about it. She should be more comfortable about picking up things she intends to put in her mouth.

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Oops meant to do this one

Your first one was better.

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I meant this one

Shoot.. meant this one my bad.

real talk why do third world Africans always look like they have nice teeth

is brushing a meme

wrong file name

I can't help but feel bad for the lil octopus. Must be terrifying.

This is India isnt it? Had something like this there, one of the tastiest things I ever at.

they're too poor to eat much sugar so the bacteria doesn't grow as fast

I'd love to try this.

It's unfortunate.

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That's an observation.

Food.

Wtf I love black chicks now

GTFO here with your nigger shit.
Thhis is Veeky Forums, a holy institution of what is delicious and edible.
Take your Jewish race mixing propaganda back to /Pol/

>implying /pol/ aint the last defender of western pure civ.
geht the fuhk out of my lawn babby

They eat less sugar and other crap that'll rot your teeth.

You ate shit, FYI

Black chicks have always been attractive. The problem is that black men keep telling them how much they like thicc women, so they just eat themselves to obesity.

Oh my lord I want to try that some day

As others have pointed out already, it's mostly sugar and processed food. There's an image showing the perfectly aligned teeth of abos from before australia was colonized and abos born shortly after the colonization and having eaten what we eat (with now crooked teeth)

OH yeah i made this and it basically makes you shit your pants

AAAAHHJ FUCK THE WINGS ARE STILL MOVING

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

This honestly seems more humane. The spinal column is severed quickly. No fucking around.

gross giraffe lookin bitch

THANK GOD IM WHITE

Calm down you rural limpdick

inb4
>avocado toast
>avocado burger
>avocado mac'n'cheese
>magic coffee (where does it come from?)
>sabrett skinless hotdog factory
>spics making disgusting nacho/ramen things aka we need a wall
>why does he salt his forearm?
>10 different ja/ck/ webms where he eats his food like pussy
>10 different Wa la! webms
>tard flipping pancake
>sad bologna grandpops
>all the autistic crab cooking webms
>big tiddie thai salad
>poo cuts chicken with bandsaw
>the autistic strawberry webm
>marie cutting onions
>'how does he get out without breaking the eggs?'
>smart salt dispenser
>smart juice press
>smart tortilla pizza maker with strange multi ethnic family
>smart wine bottle
>blue gloves cutting bbq brisket and ribs
>CHEESE
etc, these are all the ones i can remember right now

you can skip this tread now

thanks I hate the autistic faggots posting the same webms over and over for years.

What the fuck did I just watch?

Mealworms?

zero sugar and tannins

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then make some new ones, dumbass.

Wakanda's favorite snack

would colonize

Is there a specific reason to keep the guy alive while gutting and skinning it?

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No respect for animal life.

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I feel weird about doing this to a cephalopod. Most sea creatures, including fish, are dumb as fuck, but cephalopods have demonstrated a degree of self awareness on the level of a crow or a dolphin.

These remind me of a story my coworker told me about. He likes to go fishing in france and they have food made for the carps in advance which is a mix of a lot of things (I know there's corn and beans that goes into it) and they let it rot for about a week or longer so that it really reeks. Somehow the fish love this shit.

So they went fishing and met up with this African dude, who at some point had to pick up the barrels filled with this smelly shit and had to carry them over. Lo and behold he arrives while stuffing his face with the shit, he just can't stop eating it and says it is delicious even.

At the end of the trip they gave him the remaining barrels (they couldn't keep them anyway) and the guy just ate all of it. Carp bait, extremely smelly, round ball shaped carp bait.

imagine sat there watching someone eat you dissembled body piece by piece

fucking aunt myrna

>not "the surly king of the egg fort"
You had one job user!

He can't. He has to sell and cook them all before he can leave.

Magic coffee.

>magic
it looks like its just hot sand heating turkish coffee to frothy foam

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what the fuck

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more faggotry than a gay orgy.

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How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

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They look like they are about to fuck as soon as the camera turns off

What's with all the random negress webms

I'm getting some minor gay vibes from this.

dunno. I'm surprised mods/janitors didn't clean that shit up

This could work perfectly as the start of a porn movie.

Fuck imagine the parasites

literally the only country that does vegetarian food correctly

>tfw you are one of the few people who saw Jack's sons music video before the mods deleted it

WTF? how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

jeezus. now i understand why pajeets are shitting anywhere and everywhere

Did they fuck afterwards?

>have one of the best and most expensive cuts of meat available
>load it with shitty 'cheese' and asparagus then severely under cook it
>sprinkle it with your arm hair when done
>charge dumb foreigners $100+ to eat this abomination
this guy is such a hack

Veeky Forums in half a webm

Maaagic

technically not a webm, but there isn't really anywhere to post this.
youtube.com/watch?v=GgeEp6IuF88

lmao

physically hurt to watch

Holy shit.

>Ruining the sanctity of the church with this

Jesus is not pleased

Maybe don't post it then.

If you crisp it up nice and good it kills the malaria