Creative writing assignment

>creative writing assignment
>Professor: "This weeks assignment is as follows: you're in a desert and a philosopher has a gun to your head. He asks why shouldn't he kill you? Provide a convincing argument without appealing to social/legal consequences, since no one is around to witness, he will get away with the deed."
>student: "what sort of philosopher is he? what does he believe?"
>professor grins and adjusts his glasses: "perennialist and fascist"
>everyone gasps, one girl literally starts shaking, jewish kid immediately calls the ADL
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Tell him that guns are an invention of modernity and that if he's a real man he should kill me by bare hands.

how wwould you convince the philosopher to not kill u?

My jawline is too great not to be inherited by future generations.

It's your task. We're not doing your homework for you.

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I wouldn’t.

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dear friend, we are both now at the zenith of yggdrasil's long branches that breach the heavens in search of reason and to this we can share a commonality, let us swoon fate and tether our tendrils so as to better sprout and catch the light of the all knowing for fruit we have to bare. do i get bonus karma for doing your homework?

Point out neither you nor the philosopher actually exist and are just a fictional construct and should not fight but instead join forces to rally against the forced simulcra of conflict you've been cast into together

>don't exist
>but perceive constructs
>can even even distinguish between fictional and real constructs
>still don't exist
>but should rally together to fight against fictional constructs
>fictional constructs that are forced by real systems and people
>thinking a non-existent I can rally into a We to fight against fictional systems that have real implications in the lives of non-real people
I'd shoot you in the head just for trying to weasel out with weasel words.

What is there to gain by killing me?

that tight little ass

>perennialist
Isn't this the belief that there's one source behind all revealed religions? Than why not appeal to the common religious precept that we shouldn't kill people senselessly?

>things that didn't happen
it's a funny idea though

>"perennialist and fascist"
There are people who are both?

correct answer

I'll fucking rape you if you miss faggot

Quality posting, made my day.

>the philosopher is kant
>he can't kill you
>pick his manlet body up and throw it down a ravine

problem solved

I'm white

>There are people who are both?
perennialists, in the real "Guenon" sense of the word should be traditionalists and actually practice a religion, not just observe them from afar. traditionalists are borderline fascists. yes.

Our last Creative Writing assignment was to do flash fiction based on a piece of media, be it art, a commercial, or product. I don't like flash fiction, but I really feel it helped me turn out a pretty good piece.

Most everyone else's was terrible except for the guy who literally did his as a reflection on gay porn.

>the guy who literally did his as a reflection on gay porn
elaborate

"Becuase I am your shadow" whatever you see in me that makes me worth killing s really a projection of your own personal disgust.
If you wanted to kill me you'd just be killing yourself, even more putting yourself through hell.
If you kill me you are left to wander this desert alone, with no one to have a dialogue with.
How as a philosopher would you ever want to kill "the other" instead of attempting to engage with it?

It was just about a guy trying to write poetry, trying to go out to interact people, but sitting himself down in front of gay porn because he couldn't connect with the outside world and because it was the ultimate artistry. Done kind of tongue-in-cheek and with a lot of self awareness so it was pretty good.

Dude that sounds like the story of my life.

Kek

Because time isn't real and I am already the ghost that's haunting you

>Look at this professor
>He doesnt know how truly ascended i am
>Look at this mug and his trigger discipline
>Hes holding it right in front of me exposing his flank
>Manlet prof,had to bring a gun cuz he knew i could dunk on him so hard.
In the mere fraction of a moment it takes me to process this I give a small microsmile, smack the gun out of his puny hands, and hold it against him.

"You want appeals from me? You will not . You will now be my prisoner for the rest of your life."

"And when you die. I will cook your flesh and use your offal for bait."

I take take the rifle barrel.
>Omg its a .22
And rape his ass. I make sure its the last sense of pleasure he feels.And then I pull the trigger.

"So tell me doc,where we off to now?"

tell him "might makes right", do this, and then kill him.
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