Fuck Iceberg Lettuce

Reminder: if you eat iceberg lettuce as opposed to butter leaf, you deserve to be hanged.

what about romaine?

I eat ass

stir-fried iceberg lettuce is big in hong kong

I'm a sucker for those salads that are advertised as using "seasonal greens"

>needing to butter your salad before you can choke it down
Okay there lardass.

You're ok.

Big kek.

They're ok.

>not liking a steakhouse classic

ice(((berg)))

Iceberg is the best, all that crunch

I agree, iceberg a shit but big macs wouldnt be the same without it

Red leaf > everything

Kek.

Kek

but the tendy dispensers only deal in iceberg lettuce.

this is a great salad, iceberg has it's uses.

>not using cabbage leaves as salad
Absolutely heretical.

>Not eating spinach instead of lettuce
Enjoy your nogainz

Enjoy your cancer from nitrates.