At Subway there's no such thing as "No!"

>At Subway there's no such thing as "No!"
What do you ask?

I don't ask. I demand.

I'd like a 6" seafood salad, untoasted.

Stop serving Halal meat.

God damn I want egg salad, the fact subway doesn't carry it irks me.

I have these Gushers-flavored condoms.
Will you suck my pengus?

Inshallah, we will make the kuffir respect us

>Getting seafood from a fast food place
Wew lad

Emma Stone is going to suck your cock, and you'd wear a condom?

Emily Jean is perfection!

that's not emma stone

all from a can anyway

autistic people are known to have trouble with facial recognition

>you will never look that cute in a polka-dot blouse
Why live?

It most certainly is

subway gets all their meats in large plastic bags

ayo hol up, this aint subway

they have the same ears so it is emma stone

nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emly jeen is not for lewd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!1!!!!1
apologise to my wife, you hurt her feelings

I have a feeling you're not going to enjoy reading Harvey Weinstien's memoirs

she's really cute i wouldn't mind walking her to her house and kissing her good night

Can't be too sure around those hollywood jews.

Emma Stone has gotten blacked and jewed repeatedly. No thanks

true, but i'd chance it. yolo amirite

Prove it faggot

> he thinks that its seafood
I can guarantee that the whats in the seafood crab salad has never seen a fucking ocean

Fish is seafood, and artificial crab is Alaskan pollock .

>>At Subway there's no such thing as "No!"
then how about ur pusy on my 6inch sourdough bb.

>Believing Emma Stone doesn’t have a black bull

Sad!

>black bull
But weinsteins not black

Well well well... well well, japan!
Well, well...... if it isn't , well well....

>believing any holywood actress doesn't have a black bull

SAD!

Light floats down day river on uh red raft o' blood
Night blocks out d' heavens like uh big black shiny bug
Its hard soft shell shinin' white in one spot well
It's uh hard place dat I'm livin' but I'm doin' well well
The white ice horse melted like uh spot uh silver well
Its mane went last then disappeared the tail
My life ran thru my veins
Whistlin' hollow well
I froze in solid motion well well
I heard the ocean swarmin' body well well
I heard the beetle clickin' well
I sensed the thickest silence scream
Then I begin t' dream
My mind cracked like custard
Ran red until it sealed
Turn t' wooden 'n rolled like uh wheel well well
Thick black felt birds uh flyin'
With capes of solid chrome
With feathers of solid chrome
'n beaks of solid bone
'n bleach the air around them
White 'n cold well well
Till it's shown in pain
The hollow cane clicked like ever after
Its shadow vanished shinin' silence
well well

Lmao literally everything is autism now.

Fast and bulbous

Sure 'nuff 'n yes I do

Well....well.....well........if it isn't; well......well well.....

Ahh.... well well, we meet again......well well.... well well well well....... ah yes, well well... well... well well.... well well well well well well.....

Yeah, but not saying "no" doesn't necessarily mean they gave consent.

/esg/ is the most powerful general in the world

I worked in a Subway for like 2 months in highschool but got fired for giving away sandwich stamps and smoking weed and shit. So as revenge Id call in a big order of sandwiches here and there for pick up that were gross. Steak and cheese plus seafood with ranch, that type of shit. I called the health inspector on them the other day, and this is more than a decade on.

I wonder what your everyday life is like.

Good work. Keep on pushing back. Never let the man get you down.

>he doesn't have a footlong
I thank that i was only cursed with gingervitis.

That is clearly not Subway though, it's some kind of weird bulk breakfast serve line that uses generic sysco items

What's wrong with this Subway? The only thing I see is biscuits and sausages.

Can I have something good?

Rate my sub.

Italian herbs and cheese bread, ham, all the salad (omitting jalapeno), sweet onion sauce, salt and pepper.

Buenos nachos senorita, can you tell me where the absolute closest Jersey Mike's is? I want to get a delicious meal at a legitimate hoagie delicatessen.

Jersey Mike's is pure trash

instant fail, the only things from subway worth getting are the BMT and the club sandwich.

But for real though that's been line of the biggest indicators of autism for the longest time

Google says it's her in vogue 2016

ask her for foot lettuce

Ask them if their sandwiches will give me a shot at life
>they say no

wrong

Jersey Mikes is literally the best fast food sandwich

Guess again, kiddo. It's Wendy's.

>"No!"
I always lose at this part

jesus fuck why would you get a club
it's like a snot and meat glue and salt sandwich

I want her to spit on my sandwich

soon brother inshallah

I want her female discharge in my sandwich

tuna comes from a can

It was put there by a man in a factory downtown.

Put two McChickens on my sandwich.

moohomed fucked kids and goats.

a gf

Bitches don't know bout my aids

ew, dude

a gf

Put your feet on the counter right now.

found the homo

>thinking those guys are muslims
I'm probably replying to the second layer of b8 here but fuck it

In that case; That's not Subway

>and artificial crab is Alaskan pollock
not anymore lad, because tilapia is cheaper

Emma Stone sure is pretty

>muh pure virgin waifu
delusional

Blacked

>he does it for free

Why would a woman have to be a "pure virgin" to suck my cock?

The real question is why anyone would want a virgin. Literally don't know what the fuck they're doing, need to be taught everything, wont bring anything new to the table themselves. What board am I on again?

Found the roastie

>proof

there was a bully in highschool and he worked at subway, I overheard him saying he spits in the tuna

Hi, yes I'd like to eat your dumper.

Harvery Weinstein’s mattress

she wasn't harvested, there is literally no evidence whatsoever
unless you'd like to surprise me. but i doubt it

>white knighting a Hollywood roastie
*tips fedora*

not an argument

>this level of denial

...

>autistic enough to make up lies about someone you will never meet to annoy an entirely separate third party you will also never meet because they are a fan of the former
boy you really showed me

Dude, why so gay? LMAO.

>*furiously masturbates to Hollywood roasties*
Good goy

That's Emma Watson dumbass.
Emily Jean didn't even work with him.

sweet onion chicken teriyaki with bell peppers, barbecue, vinaigrette, lite ranch, extra cheese, on flatbread, like i always do

I’m from Alberta.

I wonder what her asshole feels like

Worn-out sock.

They carry it in other parts of the world, but not in the west.

*silky smooth, youthful passion pipe, oozing pleasure and orgasms, waiting to grip your dick and milk every drop of baby batter from your balls
fix'd that for you

sounds like you know a lot about anal, faggot