Can someone recommend me books that will make me amazed?

Can someone recommend me books that will make me amazed?

I started talking about the worthlessness of philosophy and pseud trends surrounding old boring books years ago and now that I actually read them my theories are being proven correct. I'm impressed that my Veeky Forums philosophising was better than most actual philosophers.

Some books I've read this year

The Republic: Ok but ultimately pointless assertions and arbitrary definitions with zero predictive value

The Politics: Fucking boring and ultimately pointless assertions and arbitrary definitions with zero predictive value

The Brothers Karamazov: Fucking boring half assed story sprinkled with even more half assed conversations about theology, philosophy, and society. Had a 10 year old socialist strawman which was laughable and I'm not even a socialist.

A Hero of our time: It started off great as some sort of parody of hero tales but it becomes a fucking boring romance at the half way point and turns in to the usual boring constipated crap.

Bartleby: New Yorker style fagginess that leaves me hesitating to start moby dick

The Fountainhead: The best book I've read for a long time.

Nicholas Nickleby: Unbelievably boring paid by the word pointless shit. Peak pseud loved trash. There's no way anything could be worse...

Great Expectations:... Holy fuck, it's even worse and more pointless than Nicholas Nickleby.

Guns, Germs, and Steel: I won't criticise the book but it is clear that many non fiction books, including this one, are written as references first and as something to be read, a distant second.

If I even had an OUNCE of backbone I would have given up all these books except the fountainhead, Bartleby, and the republic after 20 pages. Outwardly I am smug with the pseud cred but I am ashamed deep down.

read any of hte following

they changed my life

Derrida
Michael Foucalt
Marx Stirner
Adam Smith to understand economics' role in government (Capitalism)
Shakespear
48 laws of power by Machiavelli, to learn how evil humans can be
Alberto Eco
"The Communist Manifesto" and understand the U.S. Articles of Confederation, even if you disagree with their philosophies.
Dante (fucking Dante)
Homer (not Simpson)
RIchard Dawkins (for dispelling all the god fairytales and other b**shit)
Neil deGrasse Tyson to understand our place in the universe

Also, don't hesitate to teach yourself. Read good news like the Economist or the Guardian. Watch Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, etc.

Kek

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So what books did you enjoy reading OP?
Have you tried reading the God of Delusion? It completely btfo's this board

This makes me chuckle everytime

>ultimately pointless assertions and arbitrary definitions with zero predictive value
This is such a philosophically situated "criticism". How about you read something else than The Republic from Plato?

is this a real reddit post?

>Alberto Eco
Who is that?

>boring
>boring
>boooooring

maybe literature isn't your thing

I read science fiction and fantasy because literature is boring

nobody's perfect

Dianetics: the modern science of mental health by L Ron Hubbard

So literature isn't your thing

Back to your containment thread where you belong.

>The republic is pointless and arbitary
>the fountainhead is the best book he has read for a long time

This was all to make a stealth Rand thread, wasn't it?

Read 2666

>The Fountainhead: The best book I've read for a long time.

>The Republic: Ok but ultimately pointless assertions and arbitrary definitions with zero predictive value
The value in the book isn't Plato's conclusions. It's the development of the Socratic method & the starting point of contemporary discussions about politics and ethics. This is true of philosophy in general — the point isn't the conclusion, it's the development of novel new ways of thinking.

>Nicholas Nickleby: Unbelievably boring paid by the word pointless shit. Peak pseud loved trash. There's no way anything could be worse...
>Great Expectations:... Holy fuck, it's even worse and more pointless than Nicholas Nickleby.
Come back and reread these when you're older.

>Bartleby: New Yorker style fagginess that leaves me hesitating to start moby dick
Bruh you have to be an absolute fucking turbopleb not to find this at least mildly entertaining.
>memorable characters
>fun antics
>heartfelt and emotional moments
>pits christian ethics against modernity
>absolutely gorgeous prose
>short enough to read in an hour or two

Your interpretation apparatus is shallow. Maybe find something at your end of the pool? Try Harry potter

Here you go. Enjoy.

Bump

why

Try a little Nietzsche maybe?

The really sad thing is that there are people out there who read all of these books and truly feel the way OP is describing

tl;dr?

>I started talking about the worthlessness of philosophy

REDDIT

SPACING

I hope you guys realize the op is the London frogposter