People unironically shovel down processed ecoli?

People unironically shovel down processed ecoli?

I had no idea processed e. coli was so delicious.

>t. Mexican

people unironically shovel down laundry detergent?

>2 cookies
>130 calories

JUST

>Worrying about ~100 calories
It isn't going to make or break your diet

Who the fuck eats only two cookies though?

Someone with willpower.

>he can't eat an entire package at will and maintain an athletic build
What's it like being a genelet?

Someone with diabetes.

Or someone that's actually a bird. I'd rather not eat any than tease myself like that.

You have e.coli in you right now kid

is the cookie monster bulimic?

But Mexico that ecoli is not meant to be on your food.

Where do you get these? I heard oreos went to Mexico and I prefer to eat American made products. And fuck hfcs.

>leaf

can anyone recommend me good cookie alternatives to 'reos? has to be cream centered... had some amazing ginger flavored ones years ago but can't remember the name

I usually dont eat more than 3 maximum. How fat or young are you?

newman-o's?

Not him, but how did you get to that conclusion?

All of their food is laced with ecoli even their oreos. Only a Mexican can enjoy that.

Hmm, I wish I could argue with you on that, in a Mexican, I enjoy my food

23 with a healthy BMI. If baby amounts of cookies are the limit I'd rather just have an orange More volume with less than half the calories of 2 measly oreos. I seldomly eat oreos though, so the bigger servings of fruit like oranges I'm afforded are what I expect to be satisfied.