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yo Veeky Forums,

an older coworker knows i read and asked for book recommendations. what would impress a lady in her late thirties?

Herman Hesse - Siddhartha

GIVE MOMMY GF RITE NAO

Why not just be a good coworker and potential friend and recommend her books that are good and that she will like?

Shota

Call her mommy, then unzip dick.

anything by Milo Yannapoporopoulos. you know. the faggot with the hair-do.

A-Any good books about mommy gfs?

Are you trying to expand her mind user, or just satisfy your lowly and base sexual urges?

Give her a book you think she'all enjoy. Jesus fuck, can you people be normal human beings instead of sex-crazed maniacs for five fucking minutes?

some chick lit like elena ferrante

I'm about to start dating a 34 year old single mother (with her tubes tied). We went on one date a few days ago and she's really into me for some reason.
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Girard Reader. That shit's good.

Having kids is one of life's greatest pleasures anonymous

see:
If you wanna """impress""" her, you're doing it wrong. Jus b urself.

50 Shades of Grey
>popular pleb book so it's safe
>popular amongst women in sexless marriages/post-wall women
>will make you seem more sexual in her eyes
Thank me later.

Norwegian Wood

The last remaining cultural taboo is discussing the extreme buyer's remorse that is modern parenting

lol what, do you even read the guardian? That shit gets discussed non stop.

>the guardian
Good lord, no.

a youthful phallus

Not for the children.

Are you kidding? That's like 90% of female lifestyle writing

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>reading female lifestyle writing
Can you summarize, though, please?
This topic interests me.

>The last remaining cultural taboo is discussing the extreme buyer's remorse that is modern parenting
Are you posting from 1968?

I love that his mom told him, that if she knew how unhappy he would become, she would have aborted him.

I love even more that he said this made him extremely happy.

Recommend some Vonnegut or like Palahniuk or something.

Easy to read and understand but still complex and challenging enough for her to be impressed by your cultured and intelligent self.

i finished reading on the heights of despair some days ago. tf was his problem ?

What does she read?

Alessandro Baricco's Silk.
Short and sweet and vaguely erotic in a warm fuzzy kind of way.

yeah, three cheers for fertile cumming.

Henry Miller and Bukowski

She doesn't, she's like the bint in the Bill Hicks sketch:
>Say, whatcha readin' fer?

If you want to impress someone, you should recommend them stuff that you like, not stuff that you think they'd like. It always goes better.

yeah Infinite Jest, pseud. Sod off.

Faaaaaaaagggggg.

Lolita, of course.

Umberto Eco's Granita, naturally.

when did Veeky Forums become /r9k/. jesus fucking christ, mod delete these threads.

So OP do you read books?
or do you read Veeky Forums posts?

In which case you should just come right out and suggest Kill All Normies by Nagel

I feel a person who is labeled as one who reads books, should have no problem recommending some books.

Norwegian Wood should do the job.

>when did Veeky Forums became a place where autistic loner gather
geee, I don't know

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Unironically this.

The Karmasutra my dude lmao

her panties fit her pussy so tightly that I'm excited

THIS

I would say this too. If she reads it she's a keeper.

mämmy gf can get my Norwegian Wood

he said good

what if she's hiding her power level? OP will be crushed, piss ant that he is

Oedipus Rex

is it good ? i'm actually interested

cuck

Its not that good if you have standards but if you like feels and manic pixie girls you might get a kick out of it.

all I want is a mommy gf

In Narcissus and Goldmund the young lad runs away and sleeps with a bunch of farmers wifes

Egoist antinatalism is the final redpill.