"watchu mean it gon take 2 minutes fo mah apple pies to come out...

>"watchu mean it gon take 2 minutes fo mah apple pies to come out? i better be gettin dis damn order fo free fo da inconvenience!"
How do you respond?

Give her a frozen apple pie.

just take it bitch

Put her hand in the fryer while shouting racial epithets

Nuke it for 30 seconds

Just give it for free. I doubt I would have the capability to give a fuck after working at a fast food place for even just a few weeks. At that point, being completely void of soul, I would just do whatever is easiest in every situation.

Why would you care? Nobody after the probation period gives a fuck except maybe the owner. Walk into a fast food place right now and observe the staff, not even the managers care.

"No"

I don't work in fast food but if I did and it was that black woman? Eyeball her breasts while calling for the manager.

that's the writing of a man who has worked retail/food service

>get angry
>realize mcdiddies is worth billions
>stop caring

"Sure"
*click button*

>go home
>an hero

>work in a ghetto gas station
>Old black woman comes in
>Grabs some shit
>Walks out
>Tell manager because its my first week and I had just watched the training video
>Manager knows, says she never steals enough to come under company policy
>Old bitch comes in once a week to steal candy, gloves and air fresheners and Ive been directly told to not give a shit

ITT Racism

That "sassy black woman" stereotype just don't exist

i'll just get the manager right now

I'm a manager at a literal ghetto gas station, right next to multiple low income housing projects (95% black neighborhood). Due to our location, we can get away with screaming/cussing/snatching shit from customers if we suspect theft and the corporate office ignores all customer service complaints about our store because lol niggers and shit

it's just women really. they're just idiots and always think they deserve something for free.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but if you want those pies hot, it will take two minutes"
"That will be $13.75, cash or card?"

I don't work fast food, never have, but there is nothing to be gained by being anything but professional. I also detest the sort of people that try to pull this shit.

Women of Color are strong!

And part of being professional these days is sadly, giving the customer what they want, even when it's stuff like this. People throw little shit fits like this because it gets them shit, and your manager would probably tell you to comp the pies.

Listen here you incompetent bumbling simian, 2 minutes for apple pies to heat is well within the standard parameters of fast food establishments such as this. You don't seem to understand this because a) subsaharan africans have an average IQ of 80, a hair above what would be considered mentally retarded for a white man - or b) you are fully aware but are hoping that by making a scene you will get something for free. I'm afraid to say your food stamps are worthless here, begone with yo, unrefined swine!

Then my manager gives me $100 on the spot and a raise.

Good. They pay their employees shit with little to no benefits, serve overpriced food style products that are poisonous pig slop meanwhile racking up billions in profits. Fuck the owners, I immediately smile and say, "it'll be free this time, ma'am. Sorry for the inconvenience."

you rayciss. EY MANAGER! BOSS!!! THIS CASHIER CALL ME A NIGGER

>Eyeball her breasts
you are a fucking animal thats disgusting

ok, order cancelled can you see yourself out or do I need to have mall security escort you? cause we don't put up with that shit here

Nobody told you to work for a nigger.

>when line cooks think they're executive chefs