Which 1,000+ page behemoths are best, and which do you recommend reading first?

Which 1,000+ page behemoths are best, and which do you recommend reading first?

The Bible

Bugs...

The Culture of Critique series

The recognishz

Currently reading the Old Testament, which has led to my interest in Joseph and His Brothers by Mann.

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My man of African-american descent.

I think they like to be called Outdated Farming Equipment Americans. Come on, don't be insensitive.

Just finished IJ. The prose isn't very dense so it might be a good one to start with, and it's pretty gripping at times.

you could just say negro faggot.

The brothers Karamazov

Who cares, war and peace is great (so far, I'm only a quarter or so into it as of now)

I always enjoyed battlefield earth

'negro faggot americans'?

Is In Search of Lost Time good?
I kind of want to see how someone can write something so huge in length.

1153 pages, Bugs.

Yes, it's good and comfy. Like a Dostoevsky but not immensely sad. But still a little sad in its own way.

Anthologies

The rise and fall of the third reich

Only 900 pages

infinite jest my mane

Nah

Atlas Shrugged. It will change your life.

Not in MY language!

чeгo языкa тoвapищ?

My Secret Life

the count of monte cristo for something enjoyable
the bible otherwise

No one has said Don Quixote? I'm planning on reading it soon, but is it bad or has Veeky Forums just not read it that much?

>20 posts in and no mention of Don Quixote

Meme Archipelago

Don Quixote

literally the only right answer.

best 2 books ever

that single book is the best two books ever?

Yes...? What's the problem?

>TFW no Hugo

aren't you supposed to be called an outdated fudge-packing machine?

>Shogun
>Atlas Shrugged
>Count of Monte Cristo
>Les Miserables
>2666
>The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling
>Against the Day

City of God by Saint Augustine
also never post that profane image again

Das Kapital

Quixote is made up of two books published ten years apart.

Bugs easy on the carrots

That honor is reserved for you and you alone, my friend.