Dumb things people say. Veeky Forums edition

>It really makes you think

youtu.be/JUGkg_U5HIo?t=243

user, this is about dumb things, not hilarious things

>this book made me start believe there is a God

>"I am a writer."

why is thread kill

Good thread

mods are niggers.

Deficits don't matter.

I'd still watch Netflix even if it meant I wasn't getting Chill. and even stranger things. . . .

>I may not understand it, but it speaks to me on a spiritual level.

>my diary desu

>what is the bible

>Why don’t you read something light once in a while?
The ones who say this have never read anything that wouldn’t classify as “light” according to their own criteria

this one literally makes no sense. When people say this they imply that reading (((challenging))) books is a chore

Absolutely legendary...

>It doesn't matter what you read, as long as you read
>I love smelling books
>omg old books are the best
>Tea, books & love, omg I'm such a sensible reader
>something about rainy days
>i hate when characters die, I'm such a book nerd...(insert tumblr here) etc

>This book changed my life!
>It's YA.

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>This book changed my life!
>It's the Bible

i mean it is user. that's not to say that it's not worth it - obviously - but slogging through even pynchon can be more taxing than reading kingsley amis or whatever.

What does this even mean?

nice

>Everybody's got a novel inside of them.
considering john green managed to write more than one, this isnt a dumb statement

>I didn't like the book because the protagonist wasn't likeable

I still don't get it.

>my life could be a book!

>go back to /pol/

> What does the book teach us?
> What does the author want to say?
> What should I get from this book?
> How does this book make me better?
etc.

>Objectively

From /pol/

>It's too biased

Damn, Einstein said that?