Properly cooked scrambled eggs: the ultimate pleb filter

Properly cooked scrambled eggs: the ultimate pleb filter.

Inb4 too much pepper
It's a personal preference, my eggs are still cooked perfect

Your toast is burnt and your bacon is undercooked.

No don't worry user, burnt toast and undercooked flabby bacon are also his personal preference, just like eggs with too much pepper.

While I agree with you on how cooked the scrambled eggs are, everything else on that plate looks like it was made by a retard. You need to make the bacon first, as cooked as it is on the plate in your pic. THEN, wipe the grease off and place it on a rack in the oven at 130F to make it un-shitty. And don't burn your toast. Buy a new pepper mill because that one is obviously dispensing too much.

Looks fine, I'd have cooked the bacon longer and maybe put some strawberry jam on that toast though.

chewy bacon is best bacon

What do you expect from someone from Maine

good eggs man, i like em that way too

gordon ramsey eggs got me laid

I like my toast like that, it just needs butter and or fruit spread. That's a pretty even darkening what kind of toaster do you have? Eggs are good, I love black pep. Tiniest touch longer on the pork.

its slightly overcooked

Trips don't lie, sorry OP

idiots crying about the toast, its not fucking burnt, toast that way is the shit. im not OP

>no part of the toast is black
>retards still think it's burnt
I can't believe how many people on Veeky Forums can't cook and have no taste for food whatsoever.

And there's no such thing as too much fresh cracked black pepper. Aromatic of the gods.

Steak and eggs. Yay or nay?

>actually caring how other people, who you do not know and will never know, like their eggs cooked

Green text plz

>chewy, greasy, limp bacon
>dry toast
The fuck is wrong with you?

>gril asks me what I eat aside from chicken tits and bonsai trees
>mention bacon and eggs
>asks how I cook my eggs
>scrambled like gordon ramsey's
>asks me if we can watch some movie at my place but only if I cook her some eggs for breakfast
>the implication only hit me when I was trying to remember if I needed to go to Costco that weekend for more chicken breasts
Technically, it was the promise of gordon eggs that got me laid. It's that good that it gets you laid before you even cook them.

Your eggs are greasy and yet still overcooked underneath the grease. That's an impressive feat to fuck up eggs that badly.

>there's no such thing as too much black pepper
If there was ever a fucking shit cook filter, THAT would be it. You don't know how to cook well at all.

Step aside, soyboy.
>real unpasteurized eggs
>proper back bacon
>non bleached whole grain toast

Your eggs look overcooked

They didn't taste it, basement dwelling food critic.
Go and get yourself another microwave burrito or what ever you shut-ins subsist upon.

>projecting this much

DRY
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>full fat bacon is dry
user, I....

eggs are

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No it wasn't you autist, that was just an excuse to sit on your dick.

ethically, if you hit that shit and then didn't make her the eggs, would that be rape?

Overcooked eggs.

Lol u mad

>eggs originated in sub Sahara before sub Sahara existed
What are prehistoric land bridges?
Retard.

>"mmm user these eggs are really good"
-her 2018
Why would a gril lie?
The promise of eggs is actually only for watching a movie. Benis in vagene was a different agreement.

It was being implied that the eggs are as dry as sub-saharan africa

so then the eggs did not get you laid at all, and neither did the promise of eggs, you fucking LIAR

he also used the word 'properly' so you know he's a fag anyway

>2018
>still not understand that the secret to good eggs is slightly """undercook"""ing then

The promise of gordon eggs opened the door to sexings, so it did.

Oh come ON. Idiots.

The eggs on that one is actually moister

The handle on that fork is too round how do you keep it oriented properly during use

You faggot, forget about the non-stick meme and use stainless. Your eggs look like shit because you used a disposable non-stick carcinogenic cooking utensil. Learn to cook or eat at Waffle House or Cracker Barrel.

why does it feel painfully like Reddit here?

>burnt

>im not op
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Sub-Saharan Africa isn’t dry. You’re thinking of Saharan Africa. Please stop posting on this board. Maybe try /b/ – or even /tv/ if you’re feeling clever.

>talks shit about OP's shit scrambled egg
>posts a BROWNED """omelette"""
POTTERY

Because the sight of poorly done eggs reminds you of home.

>didn't utilize the ripe bananas
wasteful pleb

>Your toast is burnt
That toast looks perfect.

The toast, eggs and bacon are all absolutely perfect, you total fucking thunderpleb.

>thinks himself to be patrician
>scrambled eggs

tits

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ive worked at a diner for three years making the same dishes again and again, and again, seeing a- Scr,bac,wh plate is making me literally shake

Autism.

heres a pro tip, add parsley (and chives) to your bowl when you whisk your eggs, best tasting scrambled eggs youll ever have

I don't feel like this shlub from Yarmouth represents the whole state.

>all I eat are chicken breasts and bacon and eggs
Literal autism. All meat diet.

Dude you give women food at all and they're super horny. Steak, fish fry, biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, bacon... Pretty much anything that's not in normal rotation and I'll usually fuck my girlfriend after if she wasn't already crawling over me begging for dick. She's like a damn puppy when she gets horny. It's annoying. Also alcohol works too.

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were you too much of a retard to figure out what 'bonsai trees' meant?

3/4 pounds of food and 1/2 a pound of plastic trash...

Scrambled eggs are the pleb filter, retard.

Fast food beat hipsters to deconstructed food years ago.

I tried making a fritatta for the first time today. It just had onion, green pepper, and shredded cheddar in it. I was really into it.

If a greasy spoon tried serving me this at 6 am after a night of drinking I'd complain

Personally I like to vary how toasted my toast is. I have it blacker than OP sometimes.

>mucousy eggs
>burnt toast
>floppy bacon
>even youre tables dirty
its like /tv/ doesn't know how to cook. oh wait

that is a fucking shitload of pepper. and i really like pepper.