Who is objectively the most correct philosopher? And yes, you can be objectively correct in philosophy

Who is objectively the most correct philosopher? And yes, you can be objectively correct in philosophy.

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U just mad because u favorite philosopher is objectively wrong and objectively incorrect.

>objectively wrong

No

>objectively incorrect

No again. You're batting .000

Lil Pump

Lol haha i was because I don't know who that is... who is it?

ok ok wait don't answer that just tell me what his philosophy was just give me the qrn the quick rundown for noobs

Plato
Don't @ me

>objectively RIGHT

@10265862

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Yes, I can read

:/

I'm going to take this as internally consistent, and I'm going to vote Stirner, despite all the memes. Pretty successfully bubbles himself off. Nothing can go in or come out.

Descartes

Ayn Rand

congrats on finishing eighth grade

Man that was fast

I can't decide if this is a bait thread or not.

If you are posting on Veeky Forums and haven't read this yet you need to leave and never come back

Aristotle, Kant, or Kripke desu

Though no one can top based Thrasymachus.

Unironically this

You may not like it, but this is what peak philosophy looks like. Hegel is also an acceptable answer.

Do i need to say it?

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Hume

Evola

*Sniff sniiff*
whats that I smell
some shitty randion thinker, get teh fuck otta here

Black skin is so disgusting