A small dictionary sticking out of back pocket

>A small dictionary sticking out of back pocket

Any of you guys do this?

I have a large dictionary sticking out of my collar

i use a german-english dictionary in my left pocket to let everyone know im into piss play

Why do they make back pockets? Why does anybody expect to keep the stuff they put in their back pockets?

I'd like to stick a small dictionary in her back pocket
I'd like to pocket my dictionary back in her sticks
I'd like to dick my sticktionary in her small pocket's backside
I'd like to back my stick into her dictionary pocket
I'd like to pock the small of her back with my sticky dictionary
I'd like to stock my packet rocket between her dictionary sticks
I'd like to stash my cash in her grab bag

Good post.

This is art.

Take it to a publisher.

I keep my planner in my back left pocket.

it's so your gf can slide her hand in there and cop a feel.

> you should know this.. oh, wait.. right. you wouldn't.

delete this

>women always talk about liking when guys have nice butts
>have a nice butt from rugby and lifting
>tfw still no gf

They have to like the guy to appreciate the butt.

what does this mean

Are you, by any chance, a loser?

No but I am socially retarded so there's that

Then your butt is gross.

But my butt is nice?

REPENT HARLEQUIN, said the Tick-tock Man.

No. To have a good butt you need to be all around socially sexy, and also have a good butt.

You're a funny guy

I'd like her to pocket my diction?

This made me audibly laugh.

This was also humorous.

I only read at home so I use a dictionary there. I refuse to use electronics while reading.

I can't put anything in my back pocket aside from small bits of paper because it pinches my siatic nerve if I sit on it for too long.

>Take it to a publisher.
>He thinks a publisher can recognize art