For me, it's Baileys Irish Cream. The greatest bottle of liquor on earth

For me, it's Baileys Irish Cream. The greatest bottle of liquor on earth.

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it's a liqueur, not a liquor

its barely alcoholic

I think Feeney's tastes better than Bailey's.
Either way through, the hangovers from Irish cream are worse than death.

Are you 80?

Irish user here,

I'm 26, and I've never seen anyone buy a bottle or order a drink containing bailey's.

This is including car bombs

I've heard its faux pas to say you want a car bomb in Ireland. What's the politically correct term?

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>TFW I bought my mum a bottle for Christmas once because it's her favourite then drank it all before she got up

Felt so guilty

Connor McGregor

>it's a liqueur, not a liquor
I came here just to say this

How fat would you have to be to get drunk exclusively on baileys.

In b4 shitty old greg memes

Just ask for a car bomb. If they ask what it is, just say a half Guinness and a bailey's.

Nobody'll give a shit really

>I've heard its faux pas to say you want a car bomb in Ireland.
It's a faux pas to ask for a car bomb in general because it's a shit drink.

Twin Towers
Aushnapps
Holodomartini

It's not bad, not great either.

Just a thing that they'll sell to tourists in Temple Bar for €12-€15 a pop

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the fuck is wrong with you

Who gives a shit? Order it however you want. Potatoniggers are less than human.

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>Total: 73.40
>Cash: 73.40

What? No tip???

In Ireland you generally don't tip at the bar.

Also, in Dublin if you're paying more than €5.50 for a pint, it's excessive

amarula is good if you like the creamy shit

In Europe we just pay our staff properly instead of making our customers do it

Umm sweetie, it's actually a liqueur,

>Veeky Forums hating on Baileys
What a piece of shit board

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Do you think it'd be good to soak a cake in this?

Use it in lieu of rum.

Baileys and Frangelicos in good coffee is patrician

>the hangovers from Irish cream are worse than death.
How much of this shit do you drink? You're only supposed to put a bit in your coffee or have a small glassful with dessert.

>me
>going to a zip tie
>be a mega super giga lightweight bitch-boy mkIV
>want to take female friend that probably wont finish 1/4 of the bottle

I wanna get drunk, but since ill be zip tied to someone I don't want to throw my lungs up, is baileys good for this?

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Bailey's tastes pretty good, but it's so fattening that I couldn't imagine drinking it regularly.
I mean, beer and spirits make you fat enough as it is, but Bailey's has all that added sugar and cream.

The only good use for Baileys is to add it to your coffee instead of cream.

Just do lite beers or smth. a 40 oz or whatever - drinking bailey's straight might make you yack as is

>Holodomartini
vodka
vermouth
a slice of pickled beet cut into the shape of a man

you are either a teenager or an 80-year old woman
either way, you need to rethink your life

>Paying more for a Heineken than a Guinness

Delicious in hot chocolate

Have Smirnoff ice or some shit, only 4%

Basically drink all the drinks that teenage thots like

>1 Smirnoff ice for 2 people
Dude wtf I said I didn't want to get wasted.

It has to be a handle of something, split between the two of us. Im thinking either Irish Cream or something else

can't you just drink wine or something?

>a handle of anything split by a lightweight and a woman
Someone's going to the hospital.

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Yeah but I drake a liter of it once in like two hours and since then my body rejects wine really bad.

>It has to be a handle of something
>a handle
if you mean a half-gallon of 80 proof liquor, that is something obscene like 70 standard drinks. if you are purposefully going to attempt to drink half of that (the equivalent of 30 shots) and not puke and/or lapse into a coma, you are a fool.
goddamn teenagers and their naivety of alcohol poisoning

I know right.
Went to Ireland last year and kept wondering every day why folks there pay more for heineken than a delicious creamy pint of Guinness

t. kanker

Kek

okay i was looking for like 40 proof, and not a half gallon, like 750 ml.

>aushnapps
FUCK

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what's a pint run in the countryside?

that's called a fifth. remember that for when you can buy your own.

Probably around €3.50 if you're in a place like Drumshanbo, a rural little village.
>Also, gunpowder gin

Somewhere like Cork, Galway or Limerick you'd be liking at about €4.50-€5

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and how would a place like drumshanbo take to an american hanging out for a couple weeks?

It's a 2 hour drive from Dublin, but you'll pass through so many little towns and villages along the way if you're confident enough to leave the highway.

Drumshanbo on has a population of about a thousand. There honestly isn't much to do there other than go to loch Allen and view the countryside.

The capital of Leitrim(Still fucking tiny) isn't too far away by car, about 15 minutes, Carrick on Shannon. If you're looking for a place to have a Baileys and unwind, not many places better to do it than there during the end of May/start of June

Bailey's Irish Cream isn't even the best bottle of liquor currently inside my colon