Help me reprogram my high school years

I aim to reprogram my high school years, such a miserable time I believe they still cause me serious problems.
The book I’m thinking of is a wrasslin book, Vision Quest by Terry Davis,
Why wrasslin?
Because wrasslin teaches you that for every move, there is a counter-move.
I’m about to enter the portal and turn my life around.
I can smell the socks.
I can smell the crotches.
I hope I remember enough L. Ron Hubbard as I roam the timetrack and btfo Thetans.
Out of curiosity, which book would you choose?

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wtf are you talking about, learn from your past you dolt

I want the ideal high school memory
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You better forget that shit as fast as you can or you'll become a suicidal terrorist.

If the English language shifts so that "wrasslin" becomes the accepted spelling of wrestling, I'm going to...

Well I was about to threaten you, but I don't know how to wrassle. Carry on, master.

Tough shit dude, you can’t just reremember something differently, plus you looking at high school with scorn is a sign that your life has improved since then, every day should be better than the last

Moving on to pull-ups
Tell me I can’t do this
You’re just igniting me
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That looks like a really good workout

what?
Just pick a fucking mantra and use it.

Art is a portal.
I don’t have time to explain
I have to prepare for Shute
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what's a mantra?

nothin, what's a mantra with you?

I guess being drunkposting is OK on Veeky Forumserary. Here have obligatory homoeroticism.

I didn't know "Vision Quest" was an actual book. I just remember the movie with Linda Fiorentino which includes both awkward homo and caught panty sniffing scenes making it perfect for Veeky Forums. Well, perfect if they were combined somehow. Now let's all get comfy and trash John Irving's success.

That’s Sausage Man—he’s in your weight class.
I only wrassle Shute, and it will be like the war between the angels in Paradise Lost.

something you repeat to yourself to drown out the rest of your thoughts.

On the Road
Catcher in the Rye
Lord of the Flies

All of you college types have to admit you’ve lost something since high school.
High school is life.
Why not follow the Greeks and imitate the best, throw out the rest.

Thx!
But Lord of the Flies?
What did I do to you?

Hey, fella, all three are dubious.
Wise guy, aye.
The Greek and Roman moralists were sort of like student-athletes—that’s what we’re aiming for.

My girlfriend Carla learnt me that for every move, there's a countermove, and for every countermove, a counter-counter move.

My girlfriend peter taught me this! Haha!

Cut that stuff out.
This doesn’t take place in Turkey.

My school has to wrassle kneegrows:
“Lewis & Clark is the only school that doesn’t run out on the mat. They walk out real slow, swaying druidically. Mean lumps of coal.”

1/10

Did you listen to the match?
Your squad got btfo.
Now I enter the sweat lodge.
That’s where the visions happen.

>All of you college types have to admit you’ve lost something since high school.
What is this obsession with the "golden years"?

I’m in the sweat lodge, I got time to answer.
Two people I loved, had overwhelming admiration for, died during the first few months of freshman year.
A movie came out about the topic. It was a masterpiece. I can’t watch it.
But I saw the movie poster recently and it brought back those feelings. I was alive. Such wonderful deep emotion. That movie poster was a portal.
It gradually lost its power.
I’m always looking for new portals.
Art can be a portal.

The following link might prove helpful, OP.

censorthis.com/ouran/ghosthome.html

Thank you
There’s a lot in Vision Quest about this
Thanks again, sincerely

OP, can you convince me to try some stuff on this website? It seems insane to me but I'm always happy to explore new things if I can get the right mindset to approach them with.

>Two people I loved, had overwhelming admiration for, died during the first few months of freshman year.
How?
>That movie poster was a portal.
I always always always hated Pre-Colombian but I remember plagiarizing this one graduate thesis about a glyph on the bottom of a shallow bowl. It was a portal, like you were feeding the gods blood and corn mash or they would be super mean to you.

You're a loser and no "reprogramming" will change that.

t. Shute
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I certainly will
I have to go wrestle Carla

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