Fudge rhymes with grudge. I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge. Then I can't budge

Fudge rhymes with grudge. I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge. Then I can't budge.

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absolutely BASED fudgeposter.

What do you anons enjoy with your 'dge, I personally have a cup of 'ccino with my 'dge.

>a thread died for this

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Damn you Pinkie

rum rhymes with slum. I like rum, but if I eat too much rum I get a dumb. Then I cum.

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I love eating grapes
sometimes i turn my head upside down and eat like an ape
when i go to the store i buy some grapes and some tape
then bring them down to my basement to the half concious bleeding child i routinely rape

Dish rhymes with fish. I like fish, but if I eat to much fish it's not delish. Then I make a wish.

Soy rhymes with goy. I like soy, but if I eat too much soy I'll never become a boy and my dad will use my arse as a toy.

You get molested?

m8 that's clearly tequila in the picture

Steak rhymes with bake. I like steak, but if I eat too much steak then I get an ache. Then my winds break.

I hope so

Damn good rhyme

leann rhymes with big black cock

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Who

damn you all rich crypto neets, im a wagie and cant even afford any fudge reeeeeeeeee

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I love fudge but I can't figure out how to make it properly. I have scars on my hand from trying to make grandma's fudge. Everytime I try I fuck it up and have to eat little chocolate crumbles in despair. I have tried all different recipes and have come to the conclusion that I am cursed. I have a fudge grudge.

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Excellent

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>jikoman on suicide watch

shhh hedi, no talkies until ive had my coffies
:^)

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her name is in the post. google the name that you see in the post.

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So, no fudge?

Uhh uhh uhh dumb wagecuck, that isn't a coffee. THIS is a coffee.

tfw multiboard posting

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>tfw wagecuck cant afford a big cup let alone brand coffee
daaaaaamn yooouuuuu neets!!!

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someone posted a link for some fudge recipes a while ago...
it was an internet wayback machine website.. anyone remember???

Let me just make up four words so I can make a thread while buzzing on eighty grams of sugar

>implying that thread wasn't a shitpost aa well

If you make another post I will actually kill you

what's the difference between fudge and chocolate?

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pic is me btw

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A slice of NY 'za with some Secret Vark hotsauce

Put a tablespoon of corn syrup in next time

Fudge is a type of candy that doesn't even necessarily have chocolate in it. I think the original was a botched caramel where the mixture wasn't heated enough, and so the crystal structure set oddly, but pleasantly. Chocolate as a confection is a specific thing made out of cocoa butter, cocoa liquor (a liquid made from roasted nibs, not an alcohol), sugar, and whatever else that is heated and tempered at a specific temperature to create a very specific crystal structure.

this

not bad but let me improve it

I've got a grudge with the fudge,
for if I too much I get a pudge,
and then I can not budge no not a nudge

Why is fudge so much yummier than chocolate?

Is that fudge?

is nutella fudge?

i don't know.

eye for an eye, hank

When I eat some curry
I head to McDonald's in a hurry
To relax with a delicious McFlurry® with OREO® Cookies. Creamy vanilla soft serve with OREO® Cookies mixed in. I'm lovin' it!

Because you don't like decent (dark) chocolate?

ha ha! my bait has ensnared one fool. it wasn't a waste

You just goofed admit it