How do we stop the booktuber?

I don't think I've ever had a sticker from something on BD. I've had a few from sellers on AbeBooks though, and occasionally I've had stickers on stuff from Amazon.

A lot of people don't have a good sense of humour. Being loud+something sexual=super funnyXDDD

One of those soyboys

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What the fuck does this exist

mouth open

SO RELATABLE
SO RELATABLE
THIS IS SO RELATABLE

Linked:
"Getting emotional over a Disney character".
His mug is either with a pun or HP themed.

Yeah this, I ordered fucking point omega by don delillo and it came with the FATTEST sticker on the front

he's so funny lmao lol xddd

Here are a few suggestions:

>Do not make booktuber threads
>hide and, if necessary, report booktuber threads
>do not link to their youtube channels

this is the gay form of humor
if you find it funny, you're probably gay

youtube.com/watch?v=GBkyiDmqk70

>nostalgia critic-tier intro
>anime theme song during intro
>playing dress-ups for some reason????

I don't get it. What makes people this way?

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why

This video gave me aspergers

it was okay you dont need to be fucking rude jesus

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>I DON'T NEED THIS BOOK BUT AT THE SAME TIME AYYYE REEALLY NEED THIS BOOK!
XD SO RELATABLE!

Linkara: booktuber edition

>mfw the soy kicks in

kek

>Moby Dick

Holy...

it gets worse as you watch it. he later says that he never even read it

Is this dude gay or just aspergers?

step 1: start a youtube channel
step 2: follow what others have done and criticize yourself relentlessly on anonymous forums for traffic
step 3: release a video addressing your own criticisms
step 4: take down video
step 5: email a buzzfeed editor saying you were bullied to take down a video, hope your email stand out among the 9000 emails saying they too were bullied
step 6: patreon account
step 7: post more of your content on Veeky Forums, trying new ways to say "how do we stop this person?!"
step 8: youtube doesn't know if comments or views are negative or not
step 9: hope you get one viral shot so you too an be a loser that defines his life by being relevant enough on youtube to maybe get invited places to work for free as a promoter
kill yourself youtube fag

sounds like his hymen is fully intact

god i hate americans

We could form a group to harass them.

>always bullying girls
>but never these retards
what the hell fags

Bullying shy girls is just more fun

just

It's because they're cute and we like them but feel resentful about it, repressed juvenile schoolyard stuff

W**** People...

youtube.com/watch?v=Hw7bXk4guWE

>buying books in the year 2017
>not just downloading epubs onto your phone

>"Couldn't you have done without the theatrics?"

this man has come a long way

>reading on your phone and not an e-ink reader

Both

>muh e-ink
Dude I'm shitposting 8+ hours a day on my phone, I can handle a book

Why don't these people find some cool knick knacks to collect or something? It's obvious that they barely read and their "interest" in books only comes from their infantile urge to buy things.

i literally, actually killed myself less than 25 seconds into the video

but omg books are so pretty :)

Is there a personality profile that makes people turn out like this?

>telling cliff to kill himself is sound advice not bullying
i'm on board with this, bro, but how do we make cliff get it?

yes but I'm not going to tell you about it

> volume on low
> "AGH!!"
> audio is peaking and my ears feel a stabbing pain

Fuck's sake

step 1: be indian, russian or whatever the fuck dude
step 2: torrent flash or use some public domain animation shit
step 3: crudely drawn elsa sucking spider man's syringe full of piss while a minion peppa pig masturbates to donald duck
step 3.5: upload it as ELSA SPIDERMAN PADDINGTON 2 TRAILER EXTENDED FINGER FAMILY PUPPET SONG HITLER HENTAI BABY DRIVER FULL MOVIE 24/7 HARRY POTTER CONVERTS TO ISLAM
step 4: youtube kids algorithm bullshit yadda yadda literally sit on 30 million views in a single day because parents are lazy these days and allow their tablets and phones to parent their kids and kids are retarded enough that anything requiring a form of effort is no longer appreciated
step 9: prob kill self if youtube revenue dies down or if it keeps going then live like post malone with 50 cars idk

i guess Cliff isn't that bad after all...

I like the cute girls.

my nigga

>Rick Roderick only 2nd best

nonono

How can he have time to read all those books if he spends all his time making shit videos

And why do all these youtubers read only ya fiction

Soy
Beer
Dairy

Please for the love of fuck, Veeky Forums a kid these things.

Eat red meat, with onions, and lift weights, there you won’t be a faggot like him.

Ignore him

He's clearly a stereotypical obnoxious faggot

Will she ever return?

youtube.com/watch?v=mh9B5UJbbRg

More like memory phallus, ha, what a fag.

He's a fag but he's not wrong. The memory palace is legit which is why its been used for thousands of years. I don't know why it isn't taught to every kid.

r/
Carlie claire video archive

thats an unfortunate vein is she angry

An increased propensity for purchasing and consuming large quantities of soy

What did you think of Point Omega user? I read it and I'm still on the fence whether I liked it or not.

I've had plenty, m8

Literally every book from abebooks has a sticker from whatever place sold them. Half mine have shit from the library they came from glued to the cover.

Go the Katie route and freak them out, and if that doesn't work then they're a keeper.

I loved it, but it brings back bad memories of personal shit that happened while I was reading it, so I kind of view it with distaste in hindsight

thanks for lol

don't you have a happy meal you should be eating now

how can a man read moby dick and still be such a pussy. when i read Melville i decided i wanted to be an adventurer and see the hard, terrible and beautiful things the world has to offer

Doesn't exist despite what troll-anons say. There is an onti one though.

How does beer feminize?

this, but ironically

how are onions associated with masculinity?
I'm a real onion head, but it feels like you just threw them in for nothing.

Beer increases estrogen, specifically heavily-hopped IPA's.
Onions increase testosterone slightly

Alcohol feminizes.

>that tfw when sapiosexual
youtube.com/watch?v=HPAhASb9zJk

a little gasoline will get the sticker and glue off it

>Not posting the gay Furry review playlist.
youtube.com/watch?v=IN0ZX2ypor4&list=PLUA3VR8bXLKNI18ByGswTt3KJFxPEoVTm

>never specifies which gender it is he wants to date
hmmm

Who cares? These retards do nothing but stay in their young adult bubble. Let them stay there and rot.

so this is the power of soy

this new obsession with food containing trace amounts of estrogen is possibly the nadir of /pol/

Why do so many of you fuckers get so worked up over booktubers? I don't give a rat's ass about them myself, but I wouldn't go so far as to make a thread about them. Why are you all so insecure?

why are you so worked up by these posts? Are you insecure? Are these rat asses belong to you?