In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day tomorrow, and as a proud 56% Irish goblino...

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day tomorrow, and as a proud 56% Irish goblino, I’m going to be cooking whatever I had leftover from a two day power outage.

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that's cool dude but i really like your countertop

After having adjusted my polarity and am back on the floor, I cut my onions like I cut people out of mylife

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Thanks user, it’s granite

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Couldn't find a can opener, opening this stressed me out

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Tfw a pound and a half of onions reduces to only a handful of caramely bois

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Wrong pic

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is that photoshopped?
it looks like you peeled back the lid but the lid is still intact underneath

The fuck is going on here

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Cook rice-pasta mix per instructions and stir in beans to warm up, top with your best onion friends
Wa la
For me it’s the long dessert spoon, the best eating utensil
>enjoy with family or friends
Thanks for blogging with me bois

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wtf

Apparently I don’t have a can opener so I improvised with my best worst knife and the power of positive thinking

Am I that weird for stabbing a can open? I know it’s dangerous but I feel like it’s not any more uncommon than trying to bash a coconut open with a rolling pin and a knife

yo my man i loved those countertops
and my man
those fucking fixtures on the sink dude
you managed to pull off gold fixtures
i love you man

Imagine my joy when I find out Steve posts a new video as soon as I’m ready to eat
Thanks hombre a lot of work went into it
Got gold toilet fixtures too kek

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>NEGROS

Gotta love those crafty Mexicans

How else will us luz extinguidos read it?

negro just means black in spanish, not being racist, a black guy is simply "un negro"

Pretty sure that's the joke

*brass

same difference