>beg mummy to buy me a typewriter since I can't write highbrow fiction longhand or on a laptop >she says it's to expensive ($360 second-hand) >threaten suicide >she buys it soon after >now complains every night that my typing it keeping her awake (thin walls) >reminds me she has to be up early to go to work in the morning >lose my creative rhythm and go black Cossacks: Back To War for several hours instead
Anybody else here extremely restricted creatively speaking? It's like I can't catch a break or something.
sounds like your mother is a bitch would Tolstoy be stifled by some roastie's complaints? would Joyce have quit writing For Who the Bells Tolls under these circumstances? OP, you must tell that useless bitch that sacrifices for great art must be made and she just has to suck it up dont capitulate OP. type, type, type!
Ayden Ortiz
i know this is bait, but im still mad. well done
Austin Hall
360usd?? wtf
go to craigslist and look up:
> selectric > remington > royal > smith corona > underwood > olivetti
i payed 50usd for 3 like 2 weeks ago in tucson. anyone charging 360 for a typewriter is probably selling you some faggy inauthentic hipster garbage
Mason Torres
ultradweeb
Joshua Torres
>>beg mummy to buy me a typewriter since I can't write highbrow fiction longhand or on a laptop >>she says it's to expensive ($360 second-hand)
>Look on ebay >buy an erika travel type writer for 1.50€ >typewriter arrives >open box >2€ coin falls out >mfw
what the fuck is wrong with you op? 1: no, typewriters aren't that much money 2: why the fuck did your mother have to buy it?
>>paying for garbage, non-elite typewriters I'll fucking fight you bitch, ERIKA is the goat fucking brand. pic fucking related, it's the one I bought. You wanna fucking go?
Landon Powell
Do you live in a house? Just go to a different floor or the farthest room.
Nolan Bailey
I live in the cuckshed out back
Jack Jenkins
How old are you?
Ian Miller
Of course I live in a house idiot. However my bedroom is the only space in which my literary talents prosper outside of the local public library. I have asked my mother to sleep on the couch downstairs (it's wide enough to accomodate her short figure) but she refused most stubbornly.
Thirty-six years old as of October 21st.
Michael Robinson
How often do you get mommy milkies?
Xavier Richardson
>Thirty-six years old as of October 21st. pathetic. Look, ever consider your mother is a wild bitch because you've lived 20 years passed your welcome? Do you at least have a job?
Oliver Myers
offer to orally pleasure her in exchange for her sleeping on the couch become your mother's little toilet slave. who knows, the experience might add to your overrall creative powers and you can include your newfound fetish into your work like the big J man himself
Christopher Thomas
hello bait, my old friend
Dylan Cruz
>tfw mom won't allow me to use her name for the main heroine of my romantic comedy/sci-fi thriller novel because of its "suggestive nature".
Back to playing my rogue char in PoE
Adrian Watson
>used mummy's name for main character in a bdsm piss-fetish erotica, description of her vrry much like mummy >mfw she doesnt even suspect a thing >mfw if it gets published and wins international recognition mummy will be very unhappy with her precious sugardrop boy
Christian Gray
Just write long hand with a pencil. Costs literally $5.00.
Stop being so pretentious
Grayson Green
I don't think you understand that for some people that a typewriter is a tool for writing to keep up with the speed of your thoughts, where when I use long hand I loose track of a good idea really fast.
Justin Cooper
how about doing something more than threaten next time neet
Andrew Scott
Let's not let the bait that started this thread ruin it, post your typewriters, laptops, notepads, or your writing set up (the place you write)
Nicholas Carter
yeah Hemingway was never stopped by his fucking mother.
Grow some balls if you have talent it can be expressed in a very wide variety of forms, it's fairly difficult to repress actually.
If you want advice you should by some noise reduction foam or some shit.
Hudson Adams
>not writing longhand is this redit?
Logan Nguyen
is this oc
Austin Bell
>mother works as OP complains she doesn't allow him to type at night to pursue his infantile naive dream from which nothing good will come out as he would be able to write at daylight and wouldn't even bother having an obsolete typewriter in the first place
OP is a loser
Luis Baker
>a pencil. >Costs literally $5.00. wat
Camden Wright
It writes upside down and in space
Landon Turner
>a pencil >in space yeah, if you want to die in a huge ball of fire.