My wife is screaming at me to go to the store and get "newman zone" ranch dressing. wtf is "newman zone"??...

my wife is screaming at me to go to the store and get "newman zone" ranch dressing. wtf is "newman zone"??? she really needs ranch with her pizza

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why isn't your wife in the kitchen making sammiches?

So instead of going to get the ranch dressing, you make a post on Veeky Forums?

This. I'm inclined to think this post is based on falsehood.

Why is she your wife if she screams at you?

what do you call the useless skin that surrounds a vagene?

>a woman

Hi, 9gag!

>/v/ kiddie
>wife

>Why is she your wife if she screams at you?
>Why is she your wife if she eats ranch on pizza?
She is going to be like 200-250lbs if you don't put a stop to this sort of behavior.

you guys gotta help me I googled newman zone ranch sauce to no avail

How can you be married to the woman and not even know her favorite ranch brand?

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holy shit why didn't I think of that, damn - its newman's OWN - wow

Ask jammal if he can pump and dump sum into your wifes puss

what is a jam all?

YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED THE NEWMAN ZONE

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The Serbians are fanatical about their salad dressing.

Forgot pic

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nu-male zone

Is she pregnant or somethin?

It's a trap. While you are busy looking for this ranch in the store, Tyrone is blasting her face with his ranch dressing