He claims to be well read

>he claims to be well read
>hasnt read the Bible

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The scene where the ghosts started communicating with Paulie was some straight up cosmic horror shit in The Sopranos

>he watches tv
>browses Veeky Forums

You have to go back.

>not watching the best tv show ever

>sopranos
>good

>you
>smart

That was satanic black magic. Sick shit.

Haven’t read the Bible. In no way do I claim I am well read; seeing as how many more pretentious classics I have to read. Also, when did the Bible become some new wave fantasy that is a must read?

>AYY TONY CAN YA GIMME SUMMA DAT GABAGOO SHUT THE FRICKIN DOAH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN'
sopranos is bad

Johnny Sack's love for his fat wife is the most touching shit on television.

But I do, I have the Simpsons seasons 3-9 on DVD

>pretentious classics

Had to break the ice with some humor. Spare me the reaction png.

You're not at an anime convention dumb nerd.

The entire internet IS an anime convention.

Now THAT is bold

>still trying to impress internet people

Indeed. But you never answered my question about the Bible

Do you understand what a question is, or how it even works on a mechanical level?

>she thinks this bait works for posters on Veeky Forums
LMAO

>someone claims he's well read
>lists the bible

I've read the Bible. Should I go on and read the Quran, the Vedas, the Sutras, and the Chinese classics as well?

yes, the Quran is essential for understanding the Bible and the word of God in general

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I've read the important bits

Good post

>she

It's all important, user. If you haven't closely studied the genealogies, the laws, the excruciatingly detailed account of the building of the Tabernacle, the Temple, etc., then you are a pleb.

> influenced ~2 millenia of western thought, from fanatics to skeptics to atheists
> lol since when is it a must read?

>ghosts

Dude that was Jesus

>Reading something makes you not well read

...

Western literature has already surpassed the Bible.

>when did the Bible become some new wave fantasy that is a must read?

So this is what it's like to be a pleb.

Nonsense. You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

>t. brainlet

>Also, when did the Bible become some new wave fantasy that is a must read?
Because its the foundation of civilized society?

>dont ever read bad books
>how do you know if the books youre reading arent the bad books

>its the foundation of civilized society?
??
but it's not tho

Paulie Gualtieri might be my favorite character in any show of all time

>best tv show ever
>still a tv show
You like eating the best shits as well?

>retarded post
>tripfag
But of course

>so autistic he can't understand mediums other than literature

honestly i tried but i got bored as fuck