Let’s see if there is a pattern. Please name your favourite:

Spenser/Chaucer
David Lewis
Sterne/Rabelais
Steve McQueen

Dostoevsky
Swami Vivekananda
Jim carrey
Nolan

>Pynchon
>Marx
>Nick Mullen
>Coen Brothers

> Hesse
> Schopenhauer
> ???
> Wes Anderson

Rather jewish

Calvino
Neetchan
Trump
Tarr

>Nabokov
>Plantinga
>Dylan Moran
>Kubrick

So what?

>novels
shit tier art form
>philosopher
Thomas Aquinas
>comedian
doesn't even merit a reply
>director
Michael Snow

>PKD
>Hegel
>Richard Pryor
>Tarkovsky

> Solzhenitsyn
> Analytic: Plato, Continental: Nietzsche
> Modern: Joanna Newsom or Death Grips, Classical: Rimsky-Korsakov
> Sam Hyde
> Film is fucking gay and a waste of time

>pkd
>kierkegaard
>gram parsons
>mde
>Maya deren

>Dostoyevsky
>Schopenhauer
>Beethoven
>Nathan Fielder
>Scorsese

>Hamsun
>Aristotle
>Knut Nærum
>Hitchcock

>novelist
the last author I read
>philosopher
Schopenhauer
>musician
Warren Ellis
>comedian
Sam Hyde
>director
Refn

Dostoevsky, Kierkegaard, Richard Pryor, Hitchcock

> Analytic: Plato

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Don't have one
Don't have one
Don't have one
Don't have one

I only have favorite works

Dostoyevsky
Girard
Shane MacGowan
Bill Burr
Kubrick

>no poet slot. made correction after OP and still no poet slot
You're an ultra-pleb, OP. Dylan Thomas.

>none
>Karl Marx
>Jorge Palma
>Stewart Lee
>João César Monteiro

>> Analytic: Plato

>Hamsun
>Freud
>Charlie Chaplin
>Tarkovsky

>novelist
Aldous Huxley
>philosopher
Plato
>musician
Jon Bon Jovi
>comedian
George Costanza
>director
Sergio Leone

Hamsun
Schopenhauer
Tchaikovsky
Bill Burr
Malick

>Henry Miller
>Plato
>Carlin
>Wes Anderson

Mann
Schopenhauer
Wagner
Louis CK
Wenders

>Joyce; Dante, Holderlin, and Goethe even though they're more chiefly poets or essayists
>entirety of Kant + post-Kantian German idealism and Kierkegaard, post-structuralism
>Modern: The Modern Lovers, Classical: Rachmaninoff
>Nick Mullen
>Wes Wenders, Errol Morris, Louis Malle, Les Blank, Wong Kar Wai, Jean-Luc Godard, Orson Welles, and Terence Young probably too

>novelist
Dostoevsky
>philosopher
Simone Weil
>musician
Tchaikovsky
>comedian
Mel Brooks
>director
Orson Welles

>gaddis
>marx
>sam hyde
>scorcese

tolstoy
aquinas
tim vine
villeneuve

>Dosto
>Aurelius Augustinus
>Stephen Fry
>Visconti

Patrician

Faulkner
Nitchee
Sam Kinison
Bravo Nolan

none
Stirner
Japanese Idols
Toru Yano
Kelly Reichardt

céline
nietzsche
depardieu
de palma

Kafka
Diogones
Bob Dylan
Mitch hedberg
Haneke

>novelist
Alasdair Gray
>philosopher
Zygmunt Bauman
>musician
Richard Thompson
>comedian
Stewart Lee
>director
Werner Herzog

Good selection

>King, Gaiman or Silva Romero
>Nietzsche
>Matty Healy
>Robin Williams
>Nolan, Tarantino or Iñárritu