>take some stupid thot out on date
>she orders a salad
Why the fuck do roasties do this?
Take some stupid thot out on date
Landon Hughes
Austin Williams
to reduce body odor if she wants to fugg
Caleb Green
This. I never eat fast food or big meals if I know I'm gonna get fugged in the butt by my bf.
Gavin Long
Get out faggot
Brayden Morales
Salad could be anything from iceberg with dressing to essentially a burger without buns to potato and mayonnaise. Salad is good
Blake Cox
I eat a salad too if I think I'm gonna fuck a chick later. Don't wanna feel like I have to rip a huge fart or shit my pants 3 hours after eating.
Joshua Flores
>not eating extra meat, chilies, and cheese so you can rip a nasty spicy fart in her mouth right before you nut
Lad what are you doing
Xavier Powell
If you're picking up the bill on the first date, wouldn't you be glad she's ordering from what is usually the least expensive section of the menu?
Leo Roberts
Nah, cause I'm not some cheap hymie fuck.
Jason Perry
It's even worse when your girl talks you into going to some pho place with "real Asians" and "huge portions". Then your food comes out looking all regularass sized and she proceeds to take 3 bites of hers before asking for a container to go. The pussy game ridiculous.
Caleb Sanchez
thats not what the pussy game being ridiculous means
Cameron Wright
It's an expression that can denoteeaning things, in this case being the fact that people often do silly things in order to continue sticking their willy in a particular wet hole. In your case, it can mean that getting laid is just too damn hard and aming snarky comments on a cooking board of a Bali duck-egg trading forum is too damn easy.
Alexander Gray
Salad is fine. It just means she's making an effort to watch her figure which is attractive. Salad + dessert is when you actually have a legal right in 37 states to sodomize her forcefully on the premises to teach her a lesson.
Nolan Smith
>t. fat
Gavin Adams
epic
Christian Martin
Leo Rogers
No dude, 'the pussy game ridiculous' means 'having sex with this woman is really good'. It does not mean 'dealing with this woman is ridiculous' or 'getting to have sex with this woman is difficult'.
> Then your food comes out looking all regularass sized and she proceeds to take 3 bites of hers before asking for a container to go, but fuck it, the pussy game ridiculous (this ordeal was worthwhile as i enjoy having sex with her)
correct usage of the pussy game ridiculous
>Then your food comes out looking all regularass sized and she proceeds to take 3 bites of hers before asking for a container to go. The pussy game ridiculous (the first sentence was an explanation of how 'the pussy game' is ridiculous)
incorrect usage of the pussy game ridiculous
'The pussy game' refers to fucking, not tryna fuck. 'Ridiculous' in the context of the pussy game is a positive description.
Jeremiah Walker
Nigga just shut the fuck up
Jayden Gomez
>getting btfo by an ebonicsposter
Cooper Edwards
you unironically ruined the post with the ironic pic
sad!
Ian Lee
HOLY SHIT EBONICSPOSTER BTFO PASTY BOI