Why is being a fat, ugly...

That faggot Alvin now has his own segment on first we feast. He's insufferable just like sean evans.

DUDE I'm fat, ugly AND every other word I say is fuck LMAO

What's not to love??

These fags are like level boss numales.

I keep giving Bronson a chance, hate anyone new by default. He's just..... trying too hard but he plays it off like hes not.

"Then you've got that.... -UMPTUOUS- -PRISTINE- -MORE SUPERFLUOUS WORDS THAT I DONT NEED WITH MY TONE AND ATTITUDE THAT SAYS I KNOW BEST ALWAYS-

Really not likable at all.

My least favorite is that one on the left. It's just fucking burgers. Non stop. He's like Kevin from the office tier.

Ooh I meant the right. Hate em all honesty.

Wrong, fat people are usually the biggest plebs

I tried Matty's recipe for roasted carrots with ricotta and pistachios on top and it was pretty good. I find his show entertaining. Better than that autistic pizza guy on Vice.

literally who cares
just let the fat fucks live out their food dreams

no he's not, he works for fucking vice

Because aside from the fat part it’s what normal people look and sound like.

all he does is talk about burgers like it's some pretentious science food, dude's completely full of shit

>Imagine the social circle of this fat vulger tub of ink.

No sweetheart, normal people dont look and sound like that. I'm a flyover, maybe its just the filth on the coasts.

>why is this popular look showing up in a mainstream media market
Gee I dunno faggot
How about you stop obsessing over chubby adult men’s clothing and get back to the kitchen

>imagine leaving your basement

>that
>normal
Society was a mistake.

So do a better job OP. Since you aren't fat and covered in tattoos, you surely must be better than them right? Instead of crying like a little hoe about it on a cooking board, do something about it, you limp wristed cum guzzling homosexual FAGGOT

What about Bert Kreischer?
youtube.com/watch?v=xwhpk5KQKO0

Have you ever set foot in a commercial kitchen? This is what cooks like. They are really just blue collar laborers who are too lazy for construction work (I don't mean that in a negative way, I considered going into cooking for the same reason)

This is the reason I don't eat out.

based.

>too lazy to be construction workers

That’s only true if you mean they don’t like to get up early in the morning. Cooking on the line is much harder work than construction.

t. """proud""" line cook

I get that line cooking is stressful and fast-paced, but no it is not as back breaking as construction work.

>Cooking on the line is much harder work than construction
Ahhahahahahhahahah haha

A pilsner is very malty, there's so little hops and no adjuncts so all you're tasting is malt, albeit it light malt. When you think malty you're really just thinking about roasted malt flavors.

It is, living in constant fear of getting yelled at from chef and Lisa is such a whore.

Too true.

>mason laborer

Got a hammer thrown at me last week because I called the bosses son a spoiled faggot. Today i was almost knocked off five stories of scaffolding because the boss is too cheap to hire a machanic to fix the skytrak. Fuck off faggot.

>because I called the bosses son a spoiled faggot
Sorry about the near five-story fall, but you brought this one on yourself m8.

This has to be b8

No, I'm pretty sure that's something we used to call a joke. It's this thing where you aren't trying to trick or deceive anyone, you're just trying to make them laugh.

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I actually tend to agree with the methods of cooking from the fat fuck on the left, but I would never admit to anyone in my circle that I listen to advice from a degenerate looking fat faggot like him.

That was one of nicest things I've ever said about his son. I think he was just having a bad day really. But still that hammer hurt.

By that rationale, any beer is malty. Hop flavor doesn't compromise maltiness when judging beer, so a beer with little hops doesn't automatically mean the beer is maltier.

"malty" can mean the beer either has a complex malt profile or it has a large concentration of malt, or a combination of both. Pilsners are NOT malty. Scottish/scotch ales are malty.

action bronson is not even white (albanian)

he's also no talent, bad lines, can't cook

all round just an awful person

Action Bronson is just the new Anthony Bourdain, but less boring. Nobody thinks he can really cook just because he used to be a chef somewhere. He just eats and is entertaining to watch.

>if I slap nu to the beginning of something people will respect my opinion!

OP is apparently stuck in 2003.

Nu is back and bigger than ever, keep up the times gramps.

I love beer but because of health issues have to keep it to one a day. I also turned my life around and I work out a lot/eat healthy. My body type doesn't fit any of the stereotypes you think of when you think of people who love beer, but I really, really love it. I even brew my own occasionally.

I guess I was thinking of nü

He worked in a kitchen for a little while until he dropped a pan on his foot. He was never a chef. He is also a Jew that sins daily and doesnt keep kosher and has zero entertainment value and can't rap for shit.

Meanwhile, actually amazing chefs look like this.

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He is always vague about his cooking past (aside from quitting because of a foot injury) and I’ve looked it up in the past and couldn’t find anything about him being a chef, but he always claimed he was in the show so I kind of just assumed he ran a place he didn’t exactly want to brag about. I like him because he’s alpha in a non annoying kind of way. I’d never heard of him before ftd, and don’t really listen to rap.

>30-40 year old manchild tryhards that try to rap
Truly vile. I'm so glad the rap meme is nearly dead again.

Keller is one of a kind. It’s not really fair to compare any other chef to him.

>Eggslut

Such edge

no

This, if they are chefs the food they make is usually really fattening and unhealthy, just full of trash whereas chef with normal weight is more likely to make food that's tasty yet healthy enough to eat more than once a week.

Not denying fatsos cant make good food but when the taste comes mostly from something like butter&bacon for an example it's not really ideal...

You’re a retard. Chefs basically starve themselves all day because they’re too busy to remember to eat, other than to taste things. When they finally do eat it’s usually garbage because they’re sick of looking at their own food and sick of cooking in general.

>You’re a retard.
You aren't even disagreeing with him enough to open with an insult like this.

>le carpenters unfinished house meme

He obviously has no idea what he’s talking about and is just making shit up.

It's a pretty safe opening when on Veeky Forums.

>HI I'M MATTY MATHESON AND I'M INTRODUCING THIS SHOW BY SCREAMING AT YOU WITH MY FUCKING SHIRT OFF!
>WE'VE GOT SOME FUCKING FUCKS,
>THEN WE'RE GOING TO FUCK WITH FUCKING FUCKERS,
>THEN I'M GONNA FUCK A FUCKING FUCK!
>IT'S GONNA BE
>AAAAAWESOME
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAA
no thanks

I don't doubt your love for beer. I work in the industry and it's almost demanding how much of your life you have to devote to beer to stay abreast of trends and constantly evolving brewing techniques.

What’s your circle like, user?

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Why does so much of Veeky Forums opine on shit that they obviously have no knowledge of? You fucks are making this site into an autistic twitter.

Fuck off with your shitty tattoos and obesity you retarded manchild.

>I love beer but because of health issues have to keep it to one a day.
just drink you faggodt

>Matty
Okay, annoying at times but I could probably have a meal with him, maybe
>Action
Fucking sucks. Annoying, obnoxious, like Matty basically but ten times worse. Also a rapper, also a white rapper, which is even more embarrassing
>Chinky guy
"Egg dishes" fucking loser lmao. Boring as hell, and fat. But he is filipino, which is the strongest race in the world.

They all suck. Brad crushes them.

Action was great in the early days, he was charming and funny and his first few albums were listenable. But imo he took the drugs way too far and his brain is completely fried at this point, his new stuff is just cringe.

Love Keller but he is actually not that great of a food presenter IMO.

Wow all of these faggots in this thread
who would of thunk [spoiler] That Veeky Forums has no Taste [/spoiler]

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the sure-fire way to tell a redditor is by their inability to detect humor

>She claims to LOVE beer but has an anorexic figure. If she loves beer as much as she claims, she'd be a 5/10 troll with arm flab.
Not really, you can manage to have 3 a day if you are reasonably active and cut all the other carbs. Not healthy but managable.

>nobody knows food like a fat, rich fuck
Not true. Fatties will shove anything down their throats. I trust skinny chefs who know how to pick and choose what they eat.

I met and cooked for Matty, he's a very nice, chill dude in person. Was a good moment desu.

Most of the best chefs in the world arent fat though.

>obnoxious, fat canadian who drowns everything he makes in fat and oil
>*lbanian rapper
>random fat flip who works in a truck making mediocre food