“Even now, my ideal for writing fiction is to put Dostoevsky and Chandler together in one book. That’s my goal.”

>“Even now, my ideal for writing fiction is to put Dostoevsky and Chandler together in one book. That’s my goal.”

What did he mean by this?

Funny that he likes Dostoyevsky so much but then proceeds to shit heavely on religion and God in 1Q84.

He's actually a bit ambiguous about it. IIRC, that's said in Book 2, and even then, he's not necessarily wrong.

What did he mean by this?

Is most of his writing that banal? I've never read him

the anteater is a self-saturated version of himself - there's a coarse resemblance already, but in seclusion his self, as the prevailing object of his faculties, would grow to such an abstraction in appearance, stretched and squashed all at once, that his brief vision at the zoo would seem like a funny little doodle beside the caricature of his final swollen form

Murakami is actually very similar to Dostoevsky, and like Dostoevsky he often gets reduced down to the same platitudes by middle-brow philistines who take the signifiers of aesthetic taste more seriously than the actual content.

I laughed

>Murakami is actually very similar to Dostoevsky
Hahahahahahahaha, holy shi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF

Murakami in an ant when compared to the lion that is Dostoyevsky, you fucking pseud.

Go back to plebbit, pseud. Murakami is the Dostoevsky of the 21st century.

Could I beeee any more punished for this crime?

No he isn't. Murakami is just an okay scribbler who is mainly famous because he is not white and writes passably. Dostoevsky inflames the mind and rips you to pieces, Murakami does nothing for me.

Wow, Murakami does nothing to you? Give me more insight into the mind of a drooling illiterate pseud who thinks he has good taste because he accepts the propaganda the academia-media-publishing industrial complex pushes down his throat.

May I suck your Nobel Prize?

Not him but if you think Murakami has any literary
merit whatsoever I truly pity you
I can't even fathom being that boring and dumb tbqh

He does though, might not be the Dostoyevsky ofour time but is close and will definitely become a japanese classic in the future. He invented some groundbreaking techniques and his narratives are unmatched today.

>Murakami is THIS!
>No, Murakami is THAT!
Don't you ever get tired of all of this pointless blabbling guys?

>will suck dick for Russian melodrama

Who is Chandler?

Is it so hard to do some fast google reasearch, hm motherfucker? Is it? Stop asking to be spoonfeed everyfuckingtime.

It means that he wants to read the novels of Dan Schneider.

Dan "Consent is a social construct" Schneider
Dan "Catholic priests can't compete" Schneider
Dan "Shut your mouth and think of your career" Schneider
Dan "If her age is on the clock, I grant her access to my cock" Schneider
Dan "wipe away that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
Dan "I touch my meat to your daughter's feet" Schneider
Dan "You wanna be on Nick, you gotta take this dick" Schneider
Dan "I beat my meat to little girls' feet" Schneider
Dan "Socks are on ban when you're in my van" Schneider
Dan "those 12yo feet, make me skeet, skeet, skeet" Schneider
Dan "Be a trooper, take it in the pooper" Schneider
Dan "your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this" schneider
Dan "If you let me put it in the brown, I'll make you a star in Tinseltown" Schneider
Dan "sniffer of shima-pan" Schneider-san as he's known in Japan
Dan"You ain't hitting the screen until I'm sick of punching your spleen" Schneider
Dan "Does this look like the face of mercy?" Schneider
Dan "Preteen Defiler" Schnider
Dan "To Be The Next Hanna Montana, Come Sit On My Banana" Schneider
Dan "Lick The Tip I'll Make You Rich" Schneider
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "Slammin' that Clam" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.
Dan "if Disney hired her, I tried her" Schneider
Dan "leg divider" Schneider
Dan "she's struggling, what a fighter" Schneider
Dan "no easy feat, licking all those under-aged feet" Schneider

Dan "the man with a plan involving his van" Schneider
Dan "the Oval Office Ovary Operator" Schneider
Dan "Riding Shotgun In The Party Van" Schneider
Dan "In Carcosa I'll hide her, you'll never find her" Schneider
Around Schneider, always hide her
Dan "MK ultra dat underage vulva" Schneider
Dan 'Honorary Duggar' Schneider
Dan "Get wet or we're going to cause a fire" Schneider
Dan "Give her some cider and slip it inside her" Schneider
Dan "Eight is the new eighteen" Schneider
Dan "he can and will keep getting away with it" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna ride her" Schneider
Dan "The man putting children in his van so watch out in advance or he'll get in their pants" Schneider
Dan 'Starlet Sodomizer' Schneider
Dan "the big dick @ nick" Schneider
Dan "balls on your nose, tongue on your toes, making hit shows" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "Once you squirt, it won't hurt" Schneider
Dan "In the back of the trailer is where ill assail her" Schneider
Dan "You won't get me, janitors 404 threads for free" Schneider
Dan "I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her, Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise" Schneider
Dan "thicker than a Tennessee torah scroll" Schneider
Dan "hey little girls, want some candy?" Schneider
Dan "got kicked out of cub scouts for eating the brownies" Schneider
Dan "I'll make you famous" Schneider
Dan "you'll do it, and like it if you want the job" Schneider
Dan "the virgin surgeon" Schneider

Is it Chandler from the show friends?

Dan "Cherry poppin daddy" Schneider
Dan "the best thing about twenty eight year olds is, there are twenty of them" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "the disciplinarian" Schneider
Dan "have a look at my" Schneider
Dan "the initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "Big Daddy" Schneider
Dan "Down South" Schneider
Dan "The man whose little kid shows come with parental warnings, no seriously, I'm no liar" Schneider.
Dan "the defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Plowed Her" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider.
Dan "The No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Ass Reamer and Pussy Redeemer" Schneider
Dan "The loli gagging" Schneider
Dan "keep them hot and oily for me" Schneider
Dan "the virginity fighter" Schneider
Dan "Move Over, Ian Watkins" Schneider
Dan "Thirty Years Younger Than Winona Ryder" Schneider
Dan "She's A Biter" Schneider
Dan "Throat Piledriver" Schneider
Dan "The Vaginal Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Vaginal Annihilator" Schneider.

I bet many normies believe in religion to comfort themselves, but many of us believe and have to live with the excruciating knowledge that we are not good enough to receive salvation.

Fucking hell

It's most likely Raymond Chandler.

Dan "Jimmy Saville's Best Man" Schneider
Dan '' The Man with a huge Ham " Schneider
Dan "The Candy Man" Schneider
Dan "the Ruff Ryder" Schneider
Dan 'First Blood ' Schneider
Dan "I do it for the kids" Schneider
Dan "cherry pop n' drop" Schneider.
Dan "I give them roles, then suck their toes, cum in their buttholes and leave their vagina a bit wider" Schneider
DAN "CRUSHED HER SOUL AND HER HOLE" SCHNEIDER
Dan "old enough to pee, old enough for me" Schneider
Dan "It tastes better the longer you suck it" Schneider
Dan "The Footfag" Schneider,
Dan "I've never seen that dead 9 year old girl with sucked on toes who was born in omaha and favorite color was blue, and liked coco crispies in my trashcan ever before!, because I won't say another word without my lawyer!" Schneider
Dan "hits like a man" "empowered inside her" Schneider
Dan "Embedded So Deep They Call Him Al-Qaeda" Schneider
Dan "would be perfect playing Billy Kincaid on a spawn remake" Schneider
Dan "If you Tell Someone I'll Shorten your Lifespan" "The Paedo Inner Circler" Schneider. He is a screenwriter
Dan "Jam her in the clam" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Conquistador" Schneider
Dan "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, I'm gonna suck those tiny toes" Schneider
Dan "I can and I will" Schniggder
Dan 'Behead those who insult cunny' Schneider
dan "watch me" Schneider
Dan "Time to take your protein shake through my meat straw" Schneider
Dan "Carnal Knowledge of a Minor" Schneider
Dan 'spikes the apple cider' Schneider
Dan "She's tighter if she's a fighter" Schneider.
Dan 'The Shitter Obliterator' Schneider
Dan "just the tip baby" Schneider
Dan 'Slam her in the Can' Schneider
Dan "The Itsy Bitsy Schneider Climbed up your Daughters Spout"
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "Slammin' that Clam" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.

...

Where's the contradiction?

Shostskovich loved Wagner and Stravinsky despite being their opposite politically.

The foot thing is weird and Dan's always looking creepy but none of the girls look particularly uncomfortable in the pictures.

t. "Dirty" Dan " The man with the plan to get her in the van. Thick as a beer can. Widest girth in the land. I hate sand. You'll love getting slammed. Keep quite or be canned. I'll never be banned. Its for the kids, don't you understand? I can tell you're fan. I am a legend on Veeky Forums. Some like 'em only white, but I accept tan." "Rough rider. Large hardon collider. Hold her tighter, she's a fighter. I enjoy the biters. I like them lighter. Hymen diver. Its going to be an all-nighter. If you have a daughter, hide her." " Don't call me that." Schneider

wow maybe my problem is i'm not influenced by other people