What do you think of her writing style? Harry Potter excluded

What do you think of her writing style? Harry Potter excluded

Haven't read anything because I hate women and liberals. Also blacks, but she's not black so I didn't even want to mention it

well then why did you mention it then?
You foolish man

I thought To Kill a Mocking Bird was great. Had to read that in school.

>Harry Potter excluded
Well shit, I haven't read her other books.

To be serious for a second, Casual Vacancy was genuinely awful. It was a "state of the nation" book written by someone with absolutely fucked up priorities and ideals, (as if Elizabeth II tchotchkes will be the downfall of British morals) written so goddamn miserably it had little point. There was next to no character development. Things just sort of happened to the characters, and they emerged from the work the same people they entered. It barely qualifies as literature.

They are worse than inserting a needle in your urethra

i have to stretch my legs before i read harry potter

I really wonder if actual racists act like this, or if Veeky Forums is just one big playground of highly educated liberal people of color playing pranks on each other.

I hate them but I can turn the sentiment on and off to be a functioning member of the society.

many of us (excluding /r9k/ and /b/) are conservative and also functioning members of society. you would stop being libertarian as soon as you stay here for more than one year.

it's a part of the Veeky Forums culture, which we have adapted over the course of the past years.

Wouldn't a needle fit there, though? I mean needles are pretty tiny.

I want to fuck the shit out of her so badly. I literally jack off to photographs of her at least once a day. Anybody else know this feeling?

>you would stop being libertarian as soon as you stay here for more than one year.
Right.

It'll change, I promise. Veeky Forums is contrarian above all else. Y'all obviously don't remember Bush-era Veeky Forums.
Yes, absolutely. I want to see how much I could stretch out that slender neck of hers with my cock.

When I was a kid and hadn't seen her I pictured her as black. I don't know why, something about the name Rowling just sounded black to me I guess.

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>bush-era chan
country roads / take me home

I'm sorry OP, but you simply cannot exclude her writing from the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

yes

HP is trash. It's wonderful world idea in the hands of a retard.