Who is the cutest girl in all of literature. For me it's esme from the recognitions...

Who is the cutest girl in all of literature. For me it's esme from the recognitions, lux Lisbon from the virgin suicides and amy Joubert from J R. What are your thoughts lads?

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my only thought, dear friend, is that i want to empty that girl's wiener.

Lol ?

(s)he is the best trap I've ever seen
I really don't mind her/him having a dick t b h

>Contemporary jezebels even competing with Helen

Cutest Girl: Saki's Vera Durmot

Second Cutest Girl: Nell from Stevenson's The Diamond Age (loses points for lack of purity by the end of the novel)

Worst, Most Awful, Least Cute Girl: Anna Karenina

the dick was shopped

I don't see any dick. Is she really a trap?

that's what your dad told you

if I was on my computer I'd post the pre-HRT picture I have of her

NO it wasn't

She's not a trap. There was a series of pictures circulating /b/ that shopped a dick onto her. But there are traps that look that good nowadays

NO she's a trap and has a dick lmao

Post her

Okay m.imgur.com/a/i9GCG

Sorry senpai you gay

the ability to turn nerdy boys into cute girls is Western science and medicine at their absolute peak

Is Russia western? It's as easy as Asia?

ITT: insecure dude needs his taste in traps reinforced by an anonymous panel.

How do trannies age? Do they have to keep taking hormone replacement shots indefinitely?

That's absolutely wonderful, I'd suck every single part of her body, no matter if that means sucking a dick too or just a vagina.

Well men age better than women so TRANNIES age like men. They look good for longer. Although Bailey jay is going mega bald

And has a big fat belly

He always had trouble keeping his weight down

Dumb bitch didn't take her hormone shots

those pics were fake.

she's russian. pretty much everything she's done has been fake.

Marieke Hardy.

What's the best literature with a solid dose of trap in it?

>not going for superior japanese traps
baka

Orlando?

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myra breckinridge and sequel myron

There was a sequel? Anymore good pegging scenes? Does he turn back into a woman?

I have the weirdest bulge right now.

I laughed

I threw up

oh bro, it's so fucked up i can't even. there's even possessed loli.
myra becomes and headmate and myron and her get sucked into the tv and don't get sent back to the right or same bodies

go read it instead of the spoilers, especially the second one. i should re-read those two. afaik it's hard to find them individually these days, and the two in one paperback is the easiest edition to find. maybe someone has a stand alone print but you might have to buy/steal myra again to get myron

Gore Vidal is a cad who wrote smut.

smut and history and it's been good enough for everyone since the greeks started the tradition. don't talk about your betters; you're a mediocre unpublished cocksucker who probably doesn't even know who probably doesn't even know who burr was.

Sorry, I meant was. That nigga burning in Hell now.

>who probably doesn't even know
lol, internal pasta. my point still stands

Calm down, faggot.
>yes, I doesn't even know who probably doesn't even know who Burr was
lmao are you literally shaking

How can you possibly come out with a positive impression of Esme? I don't even mean it in the "begone thot" way, she is absolutely unappealing.

Burr, bruh. Julian, bruh. The City and the Motherfuckin' Pillar, bruh. Vidal was one of the greatest American authors of the 20th century. What's your deal, bruh?


(please don't bring up anything he wrote post 9/11)

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>boring insults
you know, if you sucked more cocks better, you might pull off having a dirty mouth.

The City and The Pillar is bislut smut wtf are you talking about?

I don't know why some Vidal fanboy would deny that he wrote faggot pornography. His career is only interesting to you because it was provocative.

kek

lit sucks so bad today. fuck you people

It's been getting better recently though

i'm not denying he wrote faggot pornography (or history); i'm saying he wrote it so much better than you can write or suck cocks that you have no business talking about him. becoming a better faggot is probably more achievable for you than becoming a better writer, based on this interaction.

hey we haven't said rimbaud first blood yet. this is good by Veeky Forums's qt grill thread standards.

>you can't call a duck a duck because you aren't a duck
But why are you so quick to defend your fag king? Are you insecure?

>let's talk about feelings instead of books
are you a mediocre cocksucker because you're still a tight cunted girl? if not, your mediocre opinions are not warranted.

You're the one getting emotional about me calling your queer fantasy man a cad who wrote smut buddy.
>huhuhuh cocksucker

>>you can't call a duck a duck because you aren't a duck
>t. zhuang zhi

you're the one wrong about who's a cad. does the cleft lip help or hinder the cocksucking? and you definitely sound like a girl because you think pointing out your lack of quality compared to a renowned author is the other person being emotional rather than reasonable. you are, objectively, lower than shit squeezed off his boyfriend's dick in literary value. for proof, see the world.

It's a landmark of gay literature. Probably the most important book in the canon (or "man"on as we call it). Regardless of what you think about it, it's stature in the eyes of critics and esteem among an increasingly enlightened reading public is sure to grow. Sorry, Wil-dumb F(aggot) Fuckley.

>low tier bants
Calm down buddy. You and I both know that you only put out for Gore Vidal because you think he "played with gender" or some such other bullshit; a pox on human history that you happen to like the color of, because it's so contrarian, mom. Why not just cop to a him being a cad who wrote smut? You know it, I know it, he knew it. I don't see your issue here given that that's clearly why you enjoy his writing.

you literally haven't read it, you dumb fuck, there's a very big line between vidal's smut and the books he wrote to counteract the claims of being unamerican. using city and the pillar as a defense against smut is about the same as using tropic of capicorn as a defense against smut. it's meant to be smutty.

>literally doesn't know what cad means
>acts like a girl and then wants to claim poor bantz
do you think we're dating? you apparently only like him for the smut books, which reflects your prurient interests because you could be wondering about why the guy who wrote the sophie's world of eastern philosophy is being accused of writing smut if you weren't a cocksucker running its mouth.

>admits he wrote smut
>he didn't write smut!
I think people like Gore Vidal should be burned alive, actually.

>openly admit vidal writes better smut than user can write or suck cock for
>omg stop saying vidal writes no smut
your brain is broken and you're going to need to sell your ass to make your opinions count with how retarded you are in the oratory department, chica.

Seems to me when I was in school there was a specific term that was used to label someone who couldn't differentiate a provocative piece of art from base pornography. What was it? Oh yes... a faggot.

vidal literally wrote the american history series to use the line that he didn't just write smut, he was also america's biographer.

You're confused pal, I'm attempting to diminish your favorite author because he wrote subversive gay smut, which you have admitted to, as well you should, because that dead faggot wrote what I'm sure it great gay smut.

>your favorite author
you're getting emotional with all those girlish hormones not being spent on cocksucking. why do you think he's my favorite author? is it the same head fairies that told you your express need for a cock in the mouth was a valuable literary opinion on vidal?

everything Poppy Z Brite wrote before she transitioned?

Wait, what?! Is Brite a man now, or did (s)he used to be a man?
This thread is just full of excitement. Also, Pyrrha best "girl".

What’s-her-name from Steppenwolf.

Am I gay for wanting to fuck it?

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You're gay for being tricked by a bunch of bad photoshops with some real but deceptive pics thrown in for flavor

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science and medicine are western, doesn't matter where they're adopted, it just makes the adoptees more western.

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the dick makes it better

says who

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

Shamhat.

>women

I'm in love

source?

>How do trannies age?

badly.

>WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS?

try reading Marieke Hardy's work rather than fapping to her pics.

also, don't worry about it so much. if you live long enough, you grow out of it.

Sibyl from Picture of Dorian Gray

wow bro, must have taken a long time to fake like 100+ pics that clearly display dick

Would you let her fuck you in the ass? What if that was the only thing you could do with her?

phoebe weatherfield caulfield

Internet.

Hermine!
I woud choose her too, I enjoyed their romance so much.