*yells order into speaker before employee starts speaking*

Snarelure
Snarelure

*yells order into speaker before employee starts speaking*

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All urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/SsiBHDEFu10
youtu.be/5sw2OvIgoO8

RavySnake
RavySnake

It's about establishing dominance first.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*starts saying order without even fully stopping the car yet*

eGremlin
eGremlin

"does everything look correct on the screen?"
the screen isn't even on

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

*raps order*
Big Mac..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

uh....
can i have...
... a minute?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

youtu.be/SsiBHDEFu10

MPmaster
MPmaster

roll up to the window
automated thing the store chain recorded goes “hi would you like to try the ____?”
say “uhhh no thanks”
the worker then hears me and say “what? I didn’t say anything.”
”uhhhh ok gotta go”
drive out of drive thru lane and never come back to restaurant

Soft_member
Soft_member

This, wageslaves need to know their place.

viagrandad
viagrandad

can someone please explain the significance of this animation?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Drive up to screen at 65 mph,
Go past screen have to back up.
Take out 12" subwoofer and blast it at the screen with order for 5 minutes straight.
Drive up to first window and throw wad of cash at window.
Drive up to next window and blare on the horn and yell at the employees for my order.
Collect order.
Take off down street at 155 mph.
Mfw.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

turn on the closed captioning. The video is saying that McDonald workers are monkeys that don't speak human tongue.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

2am
totally trashed from a night of drinking and screaming into my mic playing BF4
hop on bike and ride to Whataburger because they're open 24/7
cold as fuck outside, or at least it was cold for Texas
peddle on up to the drive thru because i assumed that the counter wasn't open
talk box greets me
can i uhhhh
"sir are you on a bike"
i uh...
"bruh you need to be in a car to use the drive through"
"also aren't you cold? come inside" can hear him mumble "what the fuck" before turning off the intercom
horribly embarrassed i just peddle back home in shame

TechHater
TechHater

*Barely heard, muffled mumbling into a microphone*

..h..i....we..ome....donalds.....ta....ur...order..

What?

.ca....take.....der..?

WHAT?

I...said...ca...

I CANT HEAR YOU SPEAK LOUDER

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Drive through speakers aren't motion sensitive. If you aren't in a car they won't know you are there. They only know if someone is at drive through if the speaker hears the sound of an engine.

FastChef
FastChef

be drunk as fuck
dont own a car, but the doors of the establishment are already closed
walk between cars to order from drive-thru

Nojokur
Nojokur

*orders the cheapest thing on the menu*
*pays with a $100 bill that doesn't even have a blue strip*

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

what is a camera

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

orders the most expensive thing
tries to pay with a check

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

not every drive through place has outside cameras. not every drive through is equipped with monitors near the registers. A bell sounds in the employee headsets when the speaker picks up the sound of an engine that lasts more than 2-3 seconds.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

order 4 different things each with different instructions for what you want added/removed
spend 5 minutes at the window checking the food before you drive off

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King_Martha
King_Martha

There's a sensor under the pavement that detects the metal in the car

takes2long
takes2long

you ya know you could just install an incredibly cheap camera so employees have an idea of who is ordering what because it's 2018 and we don't need anything more convoluted than that because cameras are very very cheap

w8t4u
w8t4u

Nigga you could've easily went in and chilled, probably would've gotten some free food and shit. I'm in South Texas so most Whataburger's (fast food workers in general) here don't care after-hours. Also it's fun too watch people get in fights around 2AM.

Inmate
Inmate

jeez woman you need to lurk more

Methnerd
Methnerd

you're assuming that an employee is always going to be at a register staring at monitors. Having an audio cue allows employees to be able to take orders while bagging orders . The audio cue lets employees know when a customer is ready to order while the employee is doing something away from the register such as cleaning dining room or getting supplies from the storage area/fridge/freezer.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

*quotes old interbutt video*

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Snarelure
Snarelure

I worked at a drive thru. I have some stories.

Be me
Pretty dead night, nobody's really been going through
Talking to buddy when headset beeps
"Hi, what can I get you today?"
No answer
Repeat
Still no answer
Repeat again
SILENCE
Fast forward 5 minutes, assume the sensor is fucked and forget about it
Manager runs in saying we have 10 cars in line
Suddenly hear honking
Not consistent honks, just one long ass honk that never ends
FINALLY person drives up
"Why didn't anyone take my order?!"
Check speaker, it works fine
Still wonder why one wouldn't just drive up if they apparently can't hear the speaker

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Evilember
Evilember

You sound like an absolute moron

Flameblow
Flameblow

Fuck I hate those retarded things. I haven't seen one in at least a year thank God. Whatever braindead piece of trash thought of that deserves to be raped repeatedly.

WebTool
WebTool

lol you watch family guy too?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

repeat 3 times
still no reply
customer ignores you until they figure out what they want

whereismyname
whereismyname

What fast food place have you ever seen where they don't have at least one person dedicated to drive thu orders? dumb fuck. Also a camera would more efficiently work as a motion sensor to begin with. What about wind and other loud shit? You could still have an alert tone with a video motion sensor.
plus I HAVE SEEN THE FUCKING MONITORS AT MCDONALDS AND OTHER FAST FOOD PLACES
a video feed just makes sense in every way and it's what they use

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I don't do that.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Having a dedicated drive through employee doesn't mean they never leave the area. There might be a dedicated order taker during breakfast and lunch rushes , but early morning, afternoon, night shift, and grave yard shifts may have less people (only one person for fryer and grill, only one person for drive through and front). The person taking the order is also the person who has to make the drinks and bag the food.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No way dude, a camera would be too hard, instead we need to install magnets and shit in the ground, a microphone to listen for engine noise and an infrared sensor to look for engine heat, all this gets piped into a server that processes the information using the latest in machine learning software to send a beep to the drive through if it thinks it detects a car.

MPmaster
MPmaster

they make camera's that beep whenever they detect motion in a specific area, they are easy to setup and cheap.

Source: I setup a couple for my houses security system.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

The person taking the order is also the person who has to make the drinks and bag the food.
which is why it might be helpful to know which car you're dealing with ON THE MONITOR YOU"RE LOOKING at

viagrandad
viagrandad

it depends on the restaurant and if it's okay with the regional manager.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

don't talk shit about dunkey

WebTool
WebTool

ayyo can I get a fuckin' uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RumChicken
RumChicken

ive always wanted to do that. just dive up, yell "ill have a number 1, thanks" and then pull right up to the window where you pay.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

being this much of a picky fuck
why do people do this? i understand doing that at an actual sit down restaurant but for fast food? at that point, just make your own damn food.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

only do this if there's no car behind you. They want to know if you want it as a combo, what size, what kind of side, what kind of drink. If you do this while cars are behind you they have to take your order at the window while holding up the car behind you. The customer behind you gets all upset and demands free stuff.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I do it all the time because I don't like ordering through the stupid speakers, I prefer to order by talking to the person in the window directly so there are no mistakes made. Plus it's a pain in the ass trying to understand those shitty speakers.

Soft_member
Soft_member

If a car pulls up right after you and pulls the same stunt it can complicate things. It's not uncommon for customers to say their order and pull over without employee ever getting a word in. While a customer is talking to you at the window they are being yelled at by a customer through the head set.

askme
askme

it's not just the customer that's yelling at the employee, but also the person in charge wondering why their drive through employee is putting a customer on hold. Kitchen likes to make the order as quick at they can to things going. They like to hear your order through their headset so they can prepare everything as quick as possible.

hairygrape
hairygrape

god damn, that's a blast from the past

Methshot
Methshot

sucks to be them, but as the customer I prefer to order face to face and that's what they are going to have to deal with

Evilember
Evilember

order over speaker at BK
they fucking always forget something, need to go back in anyway

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

itt: too fatass and lazy to get out of the car and walk into the fastfood trough to place an order and complain about the process to accomodate their laziness.
Never change Veeky Forums.

farquit
farquit

finish work
want to get dinner for the family
too tired to walk up to counter and get food
order food
something goes wrong with the order I paid good money for
minimum wage employee tries to guilt trip me into feeling sorry for them when it was their fault they screwed something up

TreeEater
TreeEater

lol @ all the bottom of the tier wage workers who are getting so uppity in this thread. You have literally the lowest job in the US when it comes to respect, people literally make fun of you if they know you work in fast food, it's worse than being a garbage man or even a sewer worker you are at the very bottom of the work force.

DeathDog
DeathDog

t.amerigoblin who cant wait the extra 10 minutes to eat his 5 big macs

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This.

I treat fast food workers like they are; scum.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Your are scum.
But I am still going to eat the food you serve.
Nigger what?
You look down on people who staff a position that you as a consumer rely on to get your food?
Are you retarded?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Mcworker detected

Get to bed soon, Ill be ordering my mcmuffies bright and early tomorrow ;>)

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iluvmen
iluvmen

work a shitass non-union job where I'm too worn out to walk from a parking lot to a counter and back again to obtain my family's daily ration of pig slop
bitch about the worker serving my pigslop who's worn out from slaving at a non-union job
You have no one to blame but yourself. That worker is in the precise situation you are, cuck.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Pull up to the speaker
Immediately greeted by super peppy grill: Hi! Would you like to try a<insert whatever high margin bullshit we're pushing this week>
Uhh. No thanks. I'll take a number 3 with a Coke
......
.....
.....
Completely different person: Go ahead and order when you're ready
mfw the fucking recording got me again.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Awww yes! Now the kids just throw soda on the McWorker. No style.

Nojokur
Nojokur

just throw soda on the McWorker.

Good.

Techpill
Techpill

employee's speech is incomprehensible
ask them to repeat it
"that'll be $10.99 at the window thank you"

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Spamalot
Spamalot

ask him to repeat what he said
he does
get mad

Are you a woman?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

the incomprehensible speech was the start of the exchange, i hadn't ordered anything yet.

Evilember
Evilember

"welcome to ___ how are you today"
"good thanks, and you?"
"great what can I get for you"
But you can hear the absolute lifelessness in their voice
I feel bad every time

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

956 here. You?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you should cheer them up some more by giving them a nice long chat about how your day is going and what you have been up to and what you are planning on doing for the rest of the week.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

hi what can I get for you today?
(order food)
ok and would you like to donate $1 to st judes cancer kids today?
no thanks (please dont cum in my food)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

*automated message plays that ends with “go ahead with your order”*
”Yesh, could I gets a-“
”ONE MOMENT SIR”

DONT HAVE THE AUTOMATED MESSAGE PLAY THEN

viagrandad
viagrandad

What places do this? Don't think I've ever been to a place that played an automated message.

happy_sad
happy_sad

361, Just how Mestizo are you?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The Popeyes on base at Ft Hood

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

"Hi, what can I get you"
A small Original Chicken Sandwich meal, no lettuce, with a Cream Soda no ice, and a side of Buffalo Sauce"
*Order comes up correct on the screen*
"Anything else?"
"No thank you"
Get food
Soda has ice
Can live with the ice I guess more germs won't hurt
Original Chicken has Lettuce
Their lettuce tastes funky and smells awful (I hate their lettuce so fucking bad)
Taints the entire meal

Every FUCKING TIME. It's gotten to the point where I check before I leave the parking lot cause it's wrong literally 75% of the time.

RavySnake
RavySnake

”Your fork and straw are in the bag”
they’re not in the bag

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

not when they ddos u

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

hi what can I get for you today?
(order food)
ok and would you like to donate $1 to st judes cancer kids today?
please don't cum in my food

Illusionz
Illusionz

hi what can I get for you today?
(order food)
ok and would you like to donate $1 to st judes cancer kids today?
only if you cum in my food

MPmaster
MPmaster

That’ll be $14.99 plus tip

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Me and some friends skipped class one time in high school, and decided to get high and go to Taco Bell.

We were in the drive thru and had a brilliant idea. We scrawled on a scrap of paper "Speaker is not working right...please yell order VERY loudly so we can hear you. Sorry for the inconvenience!", and taped it to the order speaker.

We ordered and scarfed our food down in the parking lot, and then ran inside, ordered more food, and then sat down near the front and waited.

It only took about 30 seconds before, audible in the entire restaurant...

"KKKKKKKSSSSSSHHHHHHAHHHHHYEAAAAAAAHCAAAANIHAVE*loud static and screeching*ANUMBER4PLEASEKKKKKKSSSSSSHHHHH"

This happened 4 or 5 times before poor LaQuisha at the window screamed back "WHAT THA FUCK IS GOING" while we were dying in our seats

viagrandad
viagrandad

They can't even hack the gibson. Fucking plebs

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why do people keep complaining about retail/food industry workers sounding or looking lifeless? You are not the only customer they are dealing with. They are still people and they get tired repeating the same thing all day and being treated like trash. They are not always going to fake a smile or preppy attitude for everyone for 6-8 hours straight. If you are off-put by a fast food employee not being super happy to see you, why expect them to be super happy after dealing with the 50thcustomer that day?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Former 361, 956, currently Houston here.

What kind of Texan doesn't understand that Whataburger is 24/7?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

My hooker is always happy to see me and I know she's already made 50 other guy bust a nut. Checkmate atheists

Skullbone
Skullbone

Lol I always tip 0.

Same guy everytime too

Emberburn
Emberburn

as a sex worker , 50 is a high number. 10 is usually the max per day.

takes2long
takes2long

Do you take it in the poop shoot?

iluvmen
iluvmen

unnn *tss* unn unnn
big mac
unnn *tss* unn unn
big mac
i need a double number 7 and hold the lettuce
dont be frontin son no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive thru order for two
i gots a cravin for a number 9 like my shoe
we need some chicken up in here
in this dizzle
for rizzle my nizzle
extra salt on the frizzle
dr peppa my brotha
anotha for your motha
double double super size
and dont forget the fries

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I have a guy who orders every week and never tips, after the first few orders I started messing with his food everytime, usually its just a little snot or spit, but sometimes I go a bit further like rubbing little bits of do shit in.

Techpill
Techpill

HEYY....UHH....YEAH ARE YOUR BUNS GLUTEN FREE?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

based

Firespawn
Firespawn

Say my complete order in one sentence
*uhhhh can you repeat that*
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

to repeat an action over and over, expecting a different outcome each time, is surely the definition of madness

King_Martha
King_Martha

WHOPPEERR

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

say order clearly and slowly, and in an order I would imagine the worker would most easily enter my request
almost never get anything in my order wrong

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

if it's the same guy it's pretty much guaranteed you've tasted his bodily fluids at this point

Snarelure
Snarelure

Thx for writing the lyrics we used to try and imitate it in high school. That was 12yrs ago.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Have you ever been in a drive-thru? There's a line for a reason, dumbass.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This shit right here and it's only this one BK that does it. They forgot something twice in a row and when I called them they didn't answer the phone. The only other BK near me are much further away.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

"would you like to dona..."
"No."

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

would rather be homeless/die than work at a Mcdonalds

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

doing burger run for family, somewhat complicated order but nothing ridiculous
give order clearly and slowly
they repeat it but get something wrong
correct them
they repeat it again but get something else wrong this time
this happens twice more
can hear the guy getting seriously frustrated
eventually just drive away, circle around the block and reenter the drivethrough
different person answers, gets everything right the first time

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SniperGod
SniperGod

i need a double number 7 and hold the lettuce
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Ordering food for multiple people from the drive through
ordering multiple orders that require special instructions
you're the one at fault here

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

employee is payed to do a job
fucks it up
Its all on the employee

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

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Snarelure
Snarelure

"Welcome to X, how are you doing tonight?"
Go into a long explanation of how I'm actually doing that night
God I'm so lonely

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

noice

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Pull up to the window
Cashier is someone you knew from Highschool

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

virgin drive through vs the chad walk in

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Ask for no mayo on my baconator multiple fucking times to make sure they understood
still get mayo on my burger

this only happens at wendys, and they are all white too.

TreeEater
TreeEater

That's their way of saying you have to go back

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I usualy just scratch my ass and swipe it to the crust

Skullbone
Skullbone

Do your fucking job.

Firespawn
Firespawn

CRISPY

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

*intentionally leaving out words so they think the equipment is malfunctioning*

girlDog
girlDog

Why isnt there a menu before the box and at the box. You can know decide while the person in front of you is ordering.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It's called "humor".
Something that non-autostic nuero-typicals enjoy.

cum2soon
cum2soon

*goes to drive through while intoxicated and makes order with very slurred speech and long awkward pauses*
*pulls up to the window before finishing order and orders more food at the window*
*gets food*
*ask to make another order*

Snarelure
Snarelure

*I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.*

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Supergrass
Supergrass

tfw I have a fetish for sexy pizza boy bodily fluids
Keep it up wagey, maybe cum on it next?

hairygrape
hairygrape

I always found it kind of sad that he never got the chance to go inside and fill up his large cup at the soda fountain.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You don't have to be amused by everything that was intended to be funny. A lot of jokes are just bad. Such as this one, for instance.

RumChicken
RumChicken

i cant relate to any of these stories because i havent gone to fast food places since I was 15 because im not a fucking faggot

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

hi what can I get for you today?
(order food)
ok and would you like to donate $1 to have st judes cancer kids cum in your food today?

viagrandad
viagrandad

You're a faggot aren't you?

Playboyize
Playboyize

goes out of own way to confirm autism

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hi what can I get for you today?
(order food)
ok and would you like to donate $1 to have st judes kids cum cancer into your food today?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

it's your fault that the wagecucks can't handle that what you want is more complex than a small fry
mfw

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Skullbone
Skullbone

call in order to store
drive past the speaker and menu and just pull up to the window
people never understand that no one working here knows you're there

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hi would you like to try our double whopper?
uhh no thanks
can i get a diouble whopper with fries

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

have clinical OCD
typically cant speak unless I do a 5 - 8 step routine
on good days its sometimes only 4 steps
but it's never less than 8 on tuesdays, wednesdays and thursdays
routine consists of repeated syllables, extended "mmmm"s, hand gestures (I've managed to make these seem casual), lip palpitations or outright stutters
various symptoms alternate but I've noticed the hand gestures always land somewhere in the middle
havent been able to sort out a pattern, as losing focus means I have to do all of it over again
these 5 to 8 (or 4) steps sometimes also need to be repeated 4 - 8 times each
this means talking to anybody is essentially a toss up of half a minute to several minutes before I can say anything
this happens once per sentence; I can say the entire sentence after, but it's once per sentence
if I randomly have to do one of the long ones for you I will always have to do that exact number and pattern
sometimes this happens on the phone or in a drivethru
employees think no one is there, someone's playing a prank, etc.
have to go into the store every time I care enough to get fast food
have to put some wage slave through the agonizingly awkward process of me having to exercise my OCD before I can do anything
most fast food places dont have automated service yet so I can put in my order in 10 seconds
never feel like an actual human being

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You should probably get some help, snowflake.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

youtu.be/5sw2OvIgoO8

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I moved out of that area, but I'll admit I miss seeing fights happen at 3am at Ultimo Taco. Their food was pretty good too.

MPmaster
MPmaster

babby's first post?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

peddling on a bike
New Jersyan here, do they really do this in Texas?

Playboyize
Playboyize

lookup menu online
practice ordering
record order onto cellphone
pull up to drive through
play audio clip

Emberfire
Emberfire

What the fuck

RumChicken
RumChicken

I just thought of something sad, do some of you losers work in fast food and come to /ck because you think you are cooks? I sure hope not, because you are the not cooks, you barely even work with something that could be called food, to call a fast food worker a cook is like calling a janitor a sanitation engineer, it's just sad.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Autism

Supergrass
Supergrass

Do you want to try our new super awesome sauce? Teehee

King_Martha
King_Martha

40 something year old McMommy calls me sweetie after she gives me my receipt

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idontknow
idontknow

There is an actual magnet that alerts the employees along with cameras at McDonald's (corporate stores with double drive thru)
Also fuck the portable POS they had us using; it was a ahit show.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

hi welcome to Burger King may I ta-
AYO
HOL UP
GIMME SOME DEM CHIKENS

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Go to McDonalds drive thru at 2am with buddy
"Hi how are you doing tonight, may I take your order?"
"Yeah can I get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Give my friend the thumbs up
He pulls down his pants and I roll down the back window
He presses his ass against the speaker and lets out a roaring fart
Drive away
Get Burger King instead

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Flameblow
Flameblow

FUCKING ARBYS

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This disturbs me greatly.
Shopping for pet food and supplies
card reader askes if I want to help dogs with heart disease
Maximum donation
I really was heart broken but why am I gushing my heart out on an Alasken bobsledding forum?
Copious amounts of alcohol.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I dont like you

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

currently Houston
I'm so sorry...

w8t4u
w8t4u

be working the drive thru
Chad from the high school football team pulls up in a porsche

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

have clinical OCD

Stopped reading there.
Off yourself already you fucking defective.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Fucking delete this...

Firespawn
Firespawn

somewhat complicated

no, you're a faggot and ordering retarded shit at a drivethru. just learn to make burgers; it's not difficult.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I've had this happen it was hilarious because me and a couple of friends were in the car together and someone took a snapchat of him giving us our orders and they shared it with everyone from the school.

FastChef
FastChef

I hope something terrible happens to you and your friends.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

FUCKING THIS

Nojokur
Nojokur

wait, you're in school and he's working a job and you're saying that's embarrassing?

Just try not to live on mommy and daddy welfare till you're in you're late 20's there, kiddo.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

HEYANEEDAWHOPPAFRIE

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i drive a prius which stays in battery mode in any fast food drive thru so this is false

Booteefool
Booteefool

Snapchat exists
While you're still in School
Looking forward to your 18th champ?

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

fuck off cuckwage manager nobody has sympathy for these dumbasses who dont realize a fucking grocery store deli job pays over $10 for entry level positions and is 10x easier and more laid back and less stressful

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

lol we knew him from high school and we are all now in college while he's working as a loser in Wendy's, of course everyone is gonna make fun of him for getting stuck in one of the shittiest jobs I can think of while we are all out partying.

MPmaster
MPmaster

partying on mom and daddy's dime kiddo; I hope you're not getting a 'meme' degree cause life's gonna hit you in the face like a brick.

Spamalot
Spamalot

you serious

farquit
farquit

NOBODY MENTIONED THE NEW TREND OF USING PRE-RECORDED GREETINGS

pull up to one of the top 5 chains
*bleaearaer / legit shenequa black lady voice* HAY WELCUM TO MAI MACDONALDS CAN I INTEREST U IN (insert latest meme meal they're shilling this month)
*immediately cut to mundane dreamer female tone and volume much lower than the recording* hi order when your ready

happy_sad
happy_sad

This better be bait, going to college while mommy and daddy pay for it is nothing to brag about. That guy is working hard and making the best of his circumstances. You and your friends sound like total fucking cunts.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

pulling up to a mcdonald's

how fucking fat and retarded are you

takes2long
takes2long

dude garbage and sewermen make fucking bank

idontknow
idontknow

that's gay

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

order food
is that it
yeah
"OK THAT WILL BE 5 47 PLEASE PULL AROUND TO THE FIRST WINDOW THANK YOU MY PLEASURE" in under 4 seconds
didn't even say anything

why are you gonna say "my pleasure" when i don't say shit? EVERY place here does this.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Prius drive through master race. Represent!

happy_sad
happy_sad

this has been mentioned a lot, seeing as you're illiterate it makes sense you're one of the retards that somehow falls for it

Inmate
Inmate

Drivethrough orders get priority, though. You're dumb if you go inside when you aren't required to.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

/o/ here. get the fuck off >my road before i run you the fuck over

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

big if true

TreeEater
TreeEater

not him but i've had snapchat since 2012 which was my senior year of high school so he's not guaranteed to be underage

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

doesnt post 8 times

happy_sad
happy_sad

fatboy

TechHater
TechHater

fucking kek

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

so how do fast food workers even stand what they do without killing themselves? I would be so embarrassed if I had to work at a fast food place and anyone knew about it, I don't think I could even wear the uniform outside.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Peer pressure. The job is stressful for everyone, but you want to stay strong as to not look like a weakling in front of your co workers or customers. If you are working fast food is usually the most convenient choice for you at the moment and you really need the money.

Spamalot
Spamalot

so how do fast food workers even stand what they do without killing themselves?

Because most of us are in high school? I'm a senior, 18 and it's frowned upon of course, but everyone is in the same boat. All my coworkers are in high school, even some of my managers. Nobody gets a good job at this age without experience, so nobody gives a shit.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

people who are lifers in those kinds of jobs either have mental deficiencies or like how it frees them from any responsibility or effort, even getting fired from one of those jobs doesn't matter at all since turnover is so high they can just jump to a different identical job they can squeak by on with just below minimum effort

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Not everyone lives next to a place with no skill labor that is also hiring.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why are food service employees such sociopaths?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I had something similar happen.
One of the people on my end of operations started to have a visible mental breakdown and this led to a viscous interdepartmental rivalry. The other side of operations feared and hated us just because of -his- shit. Finally one day he got his ass fired. Finally.

As I was going out to take my smoke break a woman from the other half of the department walked up to me with a smug look.

"Are you gonna follow your little buddy out the door?"

I explained the guy was never 'my buddy' and the question was pretty damned out of bounds.

Nearly two decades later I came across her working in a chili restaurant. Automation had caused her to get pink slipped. So yeah, this lady who was a total bitch to me got to take my order. lol

Illusionz
Illusionz

One time I had my ass hanging out the window and mooned the people inside at the pick up window. One of them noticed I had a little bit of doody stuck to my ass hair so they wiped me. Nice people.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

ask for a chicken sandwich with no mayo
get a burger with mayo

girlDog
girlDog

he gives you a discount and a free frozen drink

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

have loads of extra fries 2 minutes before close
Stoners in the drive thru ask for free water
Give them the fries
Tfw King of the stoners now

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whereismyname
whereismyname

go to taco bell
all of the employees are stoner goofballs
pull up to get my order
bro do you need more tacos?
what
bro, like, fucking uhhhhhh, I messed up another order so just take these extra tacos
god bless them

Snarelure
Snarelure

thats me everytime.

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Do you know how annoying it is for us when you faggots "need a minute" decent people with iq above the functional retard level know what they're getting before they come, you're holding the line up for everyone then we get blamed for the slow service. I think I speak on behalf of all fast food workers when I say fuck you, you indecisive faggot.

Booteefool
Booteefool

drive up
Uhhhhhhhhhh how can i take your order dude
"Sup my man I'll have a number 2 combo with the tea"
Dude your voice is amazing i love you
Wtf my voice is absolutely nothing remarkable
"Thanks man"
Drive up, see the dude poking his head out the window
Rips a fat vape
Fuck bro, sorry didn't mean to puff at ya...wanna hit it?
"I'm... I'm good man, thanks"
RIGHT ON I RESPECT YA, Here, drink's on the house!
Burger has store bought greens and tomato on it, meat has proper seasoning on it, fucking delicious. He's working alone at a night shift.
Go back the next day to thank him and his ass is fired
Thank you Wendy's stoner, your burger was awesome.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I kind of like it when people need a minute to order. Gives people time to finish making orders, restock, or clean something.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

SAY CRISPY

5mileys
5mileys

Fuck you nigger I don't know what's on the menu and i want to try something new. Also don't talk about IQ when you're working fast food, buddy.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

maybe if the menu signs were a bit further back I wouldn't need 15 seconds to read them at the fucking speaker

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

it's a fucking McDonald's or Burger King or some other fast food shit. it's pretty mich the same menu everytime and it hardly ever changes

Playboyize
Playboyize

I don't eat there often enough to remember the menu dude. Don't forget to change your tampon.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

AY YALL OPEN?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I make over 11 an hour at my joint and I'm being groomed to be a shift manager, I'm not some dumb shit fast food worker they just pick up off the street, you probably live in your parents basement, don't judge me faggot

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I hate when you get the fuckers with like 6 people in their car ordering. Or I've seen fuckers go up and order a large pop and thats it, there should still be death by firing squad

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'm making 17 an hour fixing people's computers but nice try dipshit. Enjoy your dead-end low paycap job with shit tier benefits.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Have you thought of just writing it down, maybe pretending to be dumb (unable to speak)?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Wear a jacket lmao

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

If I wanna use a coupon do I tell the person at the ordering microphone or at the pay window?

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Tell them at the speaker because sometimes the coupon only works with certain sizes. If you request a large combo and the combo is for a small combo they will have to change the order at the window.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you forgot it needs internet as well

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

"Will that be everything?"
Actually, could I also get a small strawberry shake?
"The ice cream machine's broken"
Oh, okay, I guess that will be everything then.
mfw

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

implying I need to cuck myself with a union
not just beating the shit out your boss when he doesn't meet your demands

TechHater
TechHater

I know we're anonymous but I felt kinda mean writing that earlier. Sorry.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

expecting a free conversation
fucking Veeky Forumsommies

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

because they believe their minimum wage shit tier job means something

Spamalot
Spamalot

*hands you a single bag*

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

BK actually has motion detectors that make a beep into the mics they use so they know whe you're there
t.worked 2 months at bk

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

so how do fast food workers even stand what they do without killing themselves?
actually would've been dead if i didn't find a different job from fast food

girlDog
girlDog

Then go inside you stupid bitch fuck im gonna have to kill you

Snarelure
Snarelure

THIS

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Be me
Why do people say this? Who the fr*ck else are you going to be? The d*rn pope?

Methshot
Methshot

I park my car and go inside just so I can use the machines and not have to speak to anyone.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i hate you. i hope someone slowly beats you to death.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Rude.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I accidentally filled up a med-I mean a large Baja Blast instead of a medium, do you want that
Best late night crew

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

do you have a website

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I worked at wendy's for three years when I was in college and funny enough the only time someone's food got messed with a manager did it. This rude nigress would always come through at 2 am (we closed at 2) demanding everything be cooked fresh and always had an attitude. She pissed off the manager one night and she rubbed her tortillas all over the fryer.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

automated recording advertises new menu item
say no out of habit
actually wanted to order it but now I have to get something else

massdebater
massdebater

So stop using the drive thru, asshole. Do the wheelchair-confined expect to use stairs? Do epileptics expect to go to raves? Do the morbidly obese expect to be allowed on elevators when they exceed the weight limit? The drive thru isn't for people like you. It's for people who can make their order done quickly.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Tyler Durden.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Is there anything more annoying than when someone lies to you so they don't have to do their incredibly easy job? The only chic fil a in my town serves everything except soup and ice cream during breakfast there just might be a wait period. Walk in and order a spicy deluxe at like 7am like I've done multiple times "oh sorry we don't serve that during breakfast" says the new dumb spic girl worker. Literally walked out to my car and ordered it off the phone app and she had to walk it out to me. I just don't understand how you can be that fucking lazy.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yeah, I was wondering that too

kek

happy_sad
happy_sad

Spics are lazy and don't work

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massdebater
massdebater

This

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It's Veeky Forums dude, I live for the bantz, don't apologize

Evilember
Evilember

Why are you posting commen sense

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is drive-thru culture an american thing? I hardly see it here in Europe.

FastChef
FastChef

Yes, its the product of our automotive culture and our convience culture. Sad really

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

respect.

King_Martha
King_Martha

listen, i need you to go half coke, have diet coke. cause i'm on a diet. now take that six peice nugget and throw 2 of them away.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I imagine it to be a mexican woman.

WebTool
WebTool

where the fuck do you live?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Taco Bell app comes out
Decide to try it out for the 10% off coupon
Pull up to window to get it
"Duuuuuuuude! My manager loved your order!"
Wait what?
"Yeah man! People been ordering crazy shit all day online but your's was just our normal stuff. Here this is on us as a thanks!"
Get 4 free tacos

Good times

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How much is she getting paid everyday?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Because no one's fucking paying them.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Currently at Montana's BBQ. What's the best shit there to order?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Alright uhh, shit. Fuck. Goddamn look at that... I'll ummmm, jesus. Ah fuck me. Ok. Ummmm. Ahhhhhhhhhh...... Well... Actually- no wait. Fucking hell... uhhhhhhh

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

People who order fresh or something overly complex

Literally why are you even coming to a fast food place? The stuff is all garbage that's going to kill you quicker, I hope people don't actually eat it for the taste. Not to mention how fucking overpriced every place is now too.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sometimes I go to certain ones just to interact with an attractive woman.

5mileys
5mileys

me: i'll have a whopper jr. with no ketchup and that's it
employee: is that everything?

every fucking time

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Go to Jack in the box
Wait 5 minutes for them to respond
"uhh, can i take your order"
Yeah, can i just get an order of two tacos and a dr. pepper?
"we...uh...dont got taco lettuce"
Nevermind then, ill find something to eat at home

askme
askme

You tell them at the window because they will rip you off or give you less fries or whatever if they know you're using a coupon

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

no ketchup

why?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Needing the prompt
Who gives a fuck. Just shout what you want and hopefully they will get it mostly right.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Drive thru at Sonic
Order the supersonic burger with tots and a strawberry slush
Recieve order and pull away
Drink is poorly mixed with almost no strawberries
Decide fuck it and don't go back
Wait to get home to start eating
Heavy traffic because accident
Get home
Open bag
Fries instead of tots
Food is barely luke warm
Open burger wrapper
There is no patty
Anger surges and contemplate driving back and complaining
Remember the traffic
Place is 5 miles away
Eat my pattyless burger and fries with shitty drink in shame

happy_sad
happy_sad

You didn't need the shake anyway, fatty

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

if they are attractive, they are not working at a fast food place

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Well not in your shitty flyover state

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Just write it down and give it to the cashier Jesus fuck

JunkTop
JunkTop

Have you tried meditation ?
Can't you just practice mentally to just speak without wasting time ?
If you can imagine yourself doing it without fuss, then you can do it for real. Reality is a illusion.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tried that once and it didn't work, had to get into a stranger's car to order. 20 year old me wasnt smart

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

go thru drive thru
order s LARGE coffee
get BIGGER

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

let me get a number sixx

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Methshot
Methshot

topkek

takes2long
takes2long

this

and maybe you can actually read their lips to boot

but no. we can't even have things like this. and cocksmokers talking about flying cars.. how the fuck would you order if you were flying those things?

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Because people change their mind constantly and it's the only thing that stops you dumbasses from adding things at the window

cum2soon
cum2soon

You can use naughty words on this website, you dumb nigger faggot.

massdebater
massdebater

WINRAR WINRAR

I fucking hate these motherfuckers who say this. I usually stay silent when they ask me that stupid question

they can fuck right off

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

A lot of miscommunication can happen at drivethrough or they might have not been there when you started declaring your order. They are just making sure everything is right or else they end up getting yelled at the window.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

it could be interperted that 'that's it' was for the hamburger itself and not the complete order

RumChicken
RumChicken

go to local taco Bell, usually order the five dollar cravings deal and a quesorito
Tell them I want chips and salsa instead of cardboard twists
They say ok, give me them anyways and I can't go back in because I have to get to work
Do it again a couple days later, same thing
Try again but state that they gave me the cinnamon twists last time when I didn't ask for them
"Okay, if there's ever a wrong order like that you can come back inside so we can get your order right "
I tell them I shouldn't have to come inside every time you guys fuck up
They fucking give me those shitty cinamon twists again
Have time to go in and tell them, black dude behind the counter walks up and I start to tell him they keep getting my order wrong but he cuts me off before I can finish with the same shit the window lady gives me, gives me the chips and salsa
He walks away before I can finish saying they're deliberately getting my order wrong at the window so I throw the twists on the ground and walk out
Good thing theres a ton of taco bells around here, they probably spit in my food now

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JunkTop
JunkTop

I just said hey she said hey back, but she was clearly ashamed. Personally, a job is a job.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Sorry kid but cussing just ain't my thing.

Techpill
Techpill

these fucking things can be avoided if we had fucking working speaker prompts or hightech speaker systems with or without touch screens to accurately modify our orders. these fucking drive thrus need to get updated

how are we supposed to advance constant orders with these primitive speaking machines imagine the hard of hearing

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

it's their job to ask. They hate upselling promo items, drinks, and deserts and they hate having to repeat orders they clearly understood, but they have to do it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Never before have I seen this kind of understanding on here. Veeky Forums really is something else.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I always say I need a minute.
Anyway I don't give a shit I'm going to take my time picking a treat food.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Do your job

Do your job

Do your job

w8t4u
w8t4u

do my job

"Thanks for choosing WcDonalds. Would you like to try the extra big mac? "
"would you like to make that into a combo?"
"Would you like to make that combo a medium or large?"
"Do you want to add a drink or dessert?"
"Would you like to make a $1 donation to a charity? You get one dollar off your next combo purchase."
"Is everything correct on your screen?"
"Your total will be $9.69. Thank you! Pull over, please!"

don't do my job
"Thank you for choosing Sooubway, what can I get for you?"
"OKay, just the sandwich or combo?"
"What size?"
"Okay your total will be $4.09 at the window. Thank you!"

likme
likme

Not that, I just hate the faggot complaining about people taking their time with their order as if they would leave their station any earlier

Playboyize
Playboyize

I've honestly never seen a restaurant of the two big fast food chains in Europe not having a drive through if they aren't in a mall or something.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Order taker is usually responsible for keeping their station stocked and cleaned as well as taking care of front others and bagging orders and making drinks. If someone is taking a long time to order they can slow down the speed of service.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I just drive right up to the window to order!
this is better and smarter!

I PROMISE you, each and every time you do this, the employees say to themselves "What a fucking retarded idiot, he can't even use a drive thru properly"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

that guy got drunk. he'll be angry again tomorrow.

askme
askme

hi what can I get for you today?
(order food)
please don't cum in my food

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

talking through a microphone or talking in person wouldn't make the person taking the order any smarter.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I've never heard of something like this before and I'm sitting here crying from laughter

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

most of us are in high school

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

working for a union
Dirty commie

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No mayo on a Baconator??????

Methnerd
Methnerd

calls for chinese
just starts telling the order to the person without any establishing dialogue
drives me up a wall, bro

SniperWish
SniperWish

R*de

TechHater
TechHater

Wait it up, wagie.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

implying anyone should bother establishing a dialog with the mantis people

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

my brothers

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Snarelure
Snarelure

wagekeks are scum

Lunatick
Lunatick

it's not necessarily picky
if you want one burger with no lettuce, one with no cheese, one with extra cheese, and one with ketchup and mustard, that's 4 changes right there
as for checking, in my experience if you don't check it you *will* find about half your food is the wrong shit even when you order directly off the menu

King_Martha
King_Martha

I prefer to order face to face
while in my car
please choose one

Evilember
Evilember

tell me about the cucked man, why does he clean my shit?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

hi what can I get for you today?
cum
alright please pull up to the next window

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I see what you're doing and I want you to know you should go fuck yourself

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I don't have it anywhere near that bad (especially now) but I know how you feel, compulsion is a bitch, it's like you're a slave to some alien part of your own mind

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Haha, I don't think so. That would make me a pedophile. Stop lying.

Lunatick
Lunatick

orders the made up vegan version of a regular item

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You wanna see my tip? *unzips penis*

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

fuck i wish i were the speaker

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

get to drive thru window
hey I remember you, you were here yesterday
haha no you must be mistaken..
Gotta find a new fast food restaurant.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

implying the boss would hire chad instead of giving him his position

idontknow
idontknow

SEMPER FRY
HOORAH

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

yup

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How do you get the simplest lyrics wrong

FastChef
FastChef

Pulls up to burger king
Asks for a big Mac
speaker
picking up audio
Holy fuck you're dumb

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw go out of my way to contaminate all the gluten free products

Lunatick
Lunatick

It's one thing to have a chuckle, but to lampoon him via Snapchat is a fucking bitch ass move. Enjoy that extra helping of special mayo next time

happy_sad
happy_sad

Druggie customer power ranking
Stoners
Adderall students
Heroin homeless
Literal AIDS
Drunk people

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

late night shift
old grumpy bastards come in demanding decaf
who the fuck has decaf this late/early
mix whatever is left of the hours old batch with regular
turns out they have heart problems and can't drink caffeine, later told
croak bitch

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Stoners are awesome customers. You can tell them it'll take a year to make their food and they'll not bat an eye.

WebTool
WebTool

Unions are fucking trash. You're such a fucking loser for being pro-union.

w8t4u
w8t4u

true beaners are hard workers but anyone who has been "americanized" are lazy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

how did you get away without getting hit throwing food on the floor where there's nogs?

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