Find the strip club closest to you and post their menu.
Find the strip club closest to you and post their menu
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I wonder if they deliver too
I don't think there's a strip club within 200 miles of me.
to go orders at a strip club
For what purpose
You pay market rate in lieu of paying for lap dances.
I've actually had the ribeye and it was great
Better go get me some wings next week
the idea of going to a strip club and eating chicken and waffles is hilarious to me for some reason
to go orders
Do Americans really do this?
This is a surprisingly nice menu for strip club,
OP here. Jesus, why are these prices so high? The menu for the strip club I posted is really just to keep people from going hungry and continue spending money on strippers.
This will be beeter in trv
200 pesos and I can fuck the whore in the private booth
t. malnourished commie
Nigger clients detected
Meat cooked with vagina fluids is so nice
eating in a strip club
I feel like I need a scalding hot shower after walking into one.
I might be a bit leary of a "pulled pork sandwich" at a gentleman's club.
not having an all you can eat buffet
How much of a fatass you have to be to care more for the food than the MILF titties in front of you, real tits, not the ones you see on yourself everyday.
In Michigan full nude clubs can't serve food or liquor so I guess the menu can be summed up as clams.
do strippers in america fuck you if you pay them enough?
i know that it's technically illegal, yaya yada, but do they?
Depends on if they are college students or if they are old enough to have given up.
literally anyone will fuck you if you pay enough. Being attractive helps though
Chef at Treasures
There's a kebab shop out the front of my local strip club, I'd just eat there if I'm hungry.
Btw they only do a buffet that rotates a different cuisine everyday for a week
eh...this is the closest to me. It's in the city and it looks gross.
Yes there are many strip clubs where you can pay for sex. My friend raw dogged and cream pied a stripper once. He's wild though
looks kinda small
Once when I was an 18 year old virgin I ate out a strippers asshole.
Strip clubs are the most depressing places on earth. It is not hard to get laid in this country, and we have access to pretty much any type of porn imaginable. Who the fuck still goes to strip clubs? Are these the same people who frequent the ONE porn shop on earth that still has those horrible coin-slot booths?
i live in a 550,000 people town and there's only one strip club here and it's non-nude
would this be the same as with waitresses, where the dancer comes up to you and only bothers you exclusively when your mouth is full?
klassy cat jumbo salad with American cheese
sup du jour (seasonal)
Yeah. It has awful reviews and they don't even have a website. It's in a terrible neighborhood and pretty sure it's in a gang area.
world famous kitty litter plate
I could go for some delicious macaroni salad with titties
Also copied the specials because it's just not a Texas establishment without BBQ, potato salad, and beans.
They have Molson in the states?
this weird font
phrases like "will get you"
for some reason all of these menues look really, really goofy
I live on the north coast, so Molson and other Canadian shit is pretty common here.
Following this, here was one of the best steak houses in the state cuddled up to one of the easiest strip clubs to fuck a 22 year old in. (Please note the state capital building just up the block. Lobbyists truely are the best thing for American capitalism.)
Closest one seems to be 400 miles away because I live in a civilized part of the country. Can't seem to find a menu for the thing but I can't imagine it has anything particularly noteworthy other than some overly expensive cocktails.
What kind of weirdo orders food at a strip club? What went wrong in your life that caused you to pay $30 to stuff yourself with cheap steak and warm beer while getting blue balled by downtrodden single mothers?
None of the strip clubs around here have online menus that I can find. I'm pretty sure it's universally going to be reheated shit from Sysco just to satisfy the liquor laws.
I notice you're asking this question and not at all addressing why anyone would be such a loser as to find himself in a strip club in the first place. Basically, if you're not dead, and sometimes even if you are, pussy will throw itself at you all the goddamn time. You have to try really hard NOT to see tits or get pussy or ass. Really, really hard.
At some point you will reach a social standing wear fucking 5 randoms a week causes issues. Check back in when you make more than $40k a year freind.
Prices are Canadian
True. But I imagine that if they were an establishment that had their shit together - design-wise or otherwise - they wouldn't have to run $1 table dance specials throughout the day.
can i pay a stripper with the food i order like give them some of the chicken tenders ?
Fuck that sounds good actually.
Have you ever been OP?
No food at cracker jaxxx
Sheesh. Click at your own risk. And get the crabs!
order buffalo wings and a lap dance
consume buffalo wings while getting lap dance
get orange sauce all over bobs
Not really common anywhere in the mitten. The dirty dime in soo Canada is the closest I know. That said I know shitty bars in the middle of the state where the local whores drop their tops and play pool. Can get a decent burger in those places. Also the clap.
Jesus Christ how horrifying
10 slices of bread
1 loaf of bread
You know it's going to be the whitest, most off-brand, clear bag, week old bread they could find.
Who the fuck still goes to strip clubs?
This might surprise you, but having a girl in front of you and actually interacting with her is a lot more arousing than pictures on a computer screen.
It all started when I ordered the macoroni salad at a strip joint.
OP here, I go all the time because my wife works there.
Neat, you can get a loko moko at mine.
you've never seen a stripper shove a loaf of bread up her pussy?
I don't go to the divey ones, but nicer clubs are a fun guys night out. You go there to drink with your friends, see a show, and maybe get a lapdance. Strippers also smell great.
I moonlight as a male stripper and our club had 2 Michelin stars
that is really upsetting
I think Rick's Caberet is a gentleman's club near 34th street in Manhattan if I remember right? Could be wrong
mmmmm, wings tossed in ketchup
Naked means they aren't tossed in anything, unless you're talking about dead strippers.
I knew this had to be a Providence strip club before I got to the bottom.
mmmmm, wings dipped in ketchup
Because it says Providence at the top, right under the "book your VIP here" button?
Or because it also says Providence right under the logo
Yeah, I missed that... It's just the food is so typical for RI. (I know, stuffies kind of gives it away.)
wine on tap
Why is everything so cheap? I was already surprised that most of these menu's don't have inflated prices, but this is like half normal prices.
itt kinda comfy but also kinda blackpill
feels weird man
There's a cover for the club, and people buy lots of alcohol. They also try to gouge you for money at every opportunity. The menu prices are also a little out of date, but it's still pretty cheap, only a few dollars difference from the menu they have online iirc.
Same reason drinks are cheap at casinos. That's how they get you to stick around, not how they make money.
patronizing strip clubs
Yeah, even in Ny they sold it when I lived there, the gas station sold oil cans of xxx right near the register.
Just don't look up your local strip club and actually browse the "models". It's pretty gross.
I used to go to a place with nigger strippers in portland, they had great steak and shit. fucking greeks
it was acropolis
2 many nigs 4 m3
The food is great.
The dancing is meh.
The entertainment is immense.
She sounds like a klassy lady
That's what she said.
100% a mob front and you'll be hard pressed to convince me otherwise
most appealing so far
I went to undergrad in Portland and always meant to go to a strip club with my SO at the time. For some reason we never ended up going and now I don't have anyone I'd be comfortable going to one with. Apparently Portland has (or at least used to have) more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the country. Not sure you'd go to a place like that with so many options.
I'll give you even money the club is called the Klassy Kitty or something similar.
I hear they are partial to eggs, bowls of eggs.
Why are these places open from early in the morning to 2 AM? Who goes to a strip club at 8:30 in the morning?
I wish Veeky Forums can have menu generals, might be a good idea for a thread.
generals are bad
tfw you're so fat you can eat the small party platter in one sitting by yourself
come on french roll
if you had a job, you'd might know about something called a midnight shift
Naked means they’re not breaded
That's a city.
you should learn before you speak
There is one there, but the picture you're quoting has the fucking address on it.
friends say "hey user let's go to the strip club right now!!"
strippers aren't very hot
can't dance well
I sort of half-assedly hold out some dollars
stripper doesn't notice me, or maybe I didn't hold out enough money but I didn't have much left in my wallet and fuck ATM fees
go to bar for another overpriced drink
older haggard looking stripper touches my arm
was probably about to ask me to buy her a drink but I didn't wait around to hear what she had to say
go outside and dick around on my phone until my friends are ready to leave
hello Vancouver friend
come on French bread
Google for a strip club in my hick town because I'm not aware of any
$6 buffet advertised, no menu or pictures
people on the club's Facebook giving it five stars under their full name
This is so sketchy it's hilarious
was just about to post this, fuck yeah acropolis
Sometimes they're just flat out horny. My buddy is a really attractive dude and a girl offered him a free private lap dance and tried to pull his dick out. He just gave her a 20 and got out thinking about how many other times she did that.
Are you implying that making more money makes it harder to get pussy?
hey so, what do you do for a living?
oh well, I'm actually uh, a chef.
wow, really! So you work at a restaurant?
well, um, I guess you could say that
Not a strip joint, but if you want good loco moco, Tak's on Crenshaw literally has Holiday Bowl's recipe book in their kitchen.
My local joint
tfw an actual chef at a strip joint
only place that wanted me and all the customers have told me I should be working at a high brow restaurant
no booze or food served in washington state strip clubs.
Rachel's steak house, heard the food is actually not bad.
Where I live people travel to strip clubs in groups, not by themselves. And it usually only happens after a lot of drinking.
I stop here just for the tbone steak special
that's a real good wing deal
It's actually a pretty nice place, I'm surprised the menu is so shit
I'm implying that making money and keeping your job/lifestyle (which often involves a significant other) don't often correspond with fucking a bunch of random whores from the bar. Let alone letting those crazy bitches figure out any of your personal info. Yikes
Apparently a woman's club.
6 chicken cheese, and quesadillas
apparently a woman's club
What do you expect from fucking Texas?
What do you expect from fucking Texas?
An orgasm, in my experience.
And going to the strip club is any better?
I was in an uber with a stripper last week. it was a Pool. and she had some clothes and box of shoes with her, then we stop in front of the Pink Monkey and she gets out, and gives me a wink.
finally a thread for men on this sissy board
I know there isn't one within a few hundred miles of me. They're illegal in this country, and it's an island, so if I want to see strippers I have to fly to Thailand.
at least the pair of fuck dungeons have air conditioning
Internet porn has made IRL titties mundane so more emphasis needs to be placed on food and booze in order to make $$$
go for the strippers
stay for the decent-looking pub grub
sausage slider platter
You from Wisconsin too? Yeah the place isn't too bad.
great thread, here's the closest to me. it's right next to the airport.
used to hear them advertised a lot on the radio, i assume the party trays exist because women go in groups for bachelorette parties
why do 90% of these menus have quesadillas
also I can't picture anything sadder than eating soup at a strip club
that email address
What's it like working in a strip club kitchen?
yeah. it would seem like a safety hazard walking around with a boner in the kitchen.
nothing from Atlanta
the place known for good food in strip clubs
we should do a dane county meetup, there are at least 6 of us here
There was some girls selling these at a store with girl power signs. There was a retarded boy who’s mom was there, she had him around like a dog it was fucking sad
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EAT ANYTHING AT A STRIP CLUB
This place has the best fucking steaks. The guy has his own cattle and sells it off super cheap. Lots of rumors of mob connections. Great fucking prime rib and tiddies though.
I feel like it'd be like the actual food where you work - you're all "hell yeah" at first, but you're bored and sick of it by the end of the second or third week.
being this hung-up on where you work or the stigma of stripping
Someone has to cook there.
Absolutely weird fucking name for a strip club.
mfw a Canadian strip club has a cleaner menu than most American restaurants
Sounds kind of cool, actually. Bet you see lots of tits and ass daily. Honestly that wouldnt be such a bad job.
washington state is all kinds of screwed up. those state-run liquor stores for starters. shithole state.
the idea of going to a strip club and not eating chicken and waffles is hilarious to me for some reason
kill yourself tonight faggot
shit sounds cash
brilliant idea for a thread
this is fucking gold
you got him good Veeky Forums friend
go outside and dick around on my phone until my friends are ready to leave
If I'm wasted and face deep in titties I probably will work up an appetite and not care about the price until long after I'm gone.
just the fact that breakfast is offered is disturbing to me
I went to the Klassy Cat about twice a month when I was going to RIT. Ran into RIT students dancing there more than once too.
You go to Strip clubs to get hard and pick up the kind of Sluts that could suck a boulder through one of those tiny Starbucks stirring straws. Better way to spend your Saturday than jacking off at home.
I went to a strip club with my mexican ripped as fuck weightlifter bro in mexico once and one of the strippers genuinely paid him to fuck her.
I ended up slowdancing with a 4/10 stripper at the end of the night and went home alone ;_;
The only one close to me with a menu is 62 miles away.
fuck ya Elephant ears
is that supposed to be her back? it looks all misshapen wtf
I'm by landing strip hasn't opened yet
tfw went to a strip club by myself for my 27th birthday last year
really nervous so went and sat down in the area where you can order food, kind of like a cafe, in partially obstructed view of the main floor
nervous as fuck
waitress comes over, doesn't look like a stripper
I look at the menu
order a cheeseburger and fries
cost: 36 dollars
food comes, is really mediocre and tastes very average
eat it nervously without once looking up from the table
waitress comes back
cheerily asks me if I enjoyed my food
want to complain about the mediocre quality
'i-i-i-t was like -m-m-m-cdonalds but at-t- least there the hamburglar doesnt rub his STDs in my face'
she looks visible annoyed
apologise and say it was a joke
have been back every weekend since, for the same food, to prove I was not being rude to her
tfw haven't even paid for a lap dance
Houston? A gay club
Fucking disgusting, the only time I see (people) eat elephant ears is at flea markets, fairs and carnivals and every. single. fucking. time. it's a 500 pound beached whale scarfing it down with a diet coke and and caking of powdered sugar.
fuck yourself retard, elephant ears are amazing
Most carney food is deep fried saturated fat or otherwise, keep that slop for the cows.
being such a limp-wristed sjw beta libcuck numale that you can't enjoy some disgusting fair food a couple times a year
tfw nearby strip club only serves whores and vodka
deadass PB&J on a menu anywhere
This is a joke right? you made this in paint in 4 minutes right?
hahahahahahahahahaha u funny friend good joke :^)
Ah yes, how odd for there to be stigma attached to cooking at a greasy strip club.
Oslo and Blaze?
the thread should be shared between /b/ and Veeky Forums
You must say more. Where? Did you chatted?
There's a suburb of Vancouver that's like that, only has soft drinks. "Conveniently" there's a bar right next door.
why do 90% of these menus have quesadillas
Easy to prepare, wide appeal, easy to share
Soyboys don't go to strip clubs
Peanut Butter & Jelly
What the fuck
I only go to strip clubs that have a sushi bar.
Fishy, fishy, fishy.
Depends on the city. In Miami you can fuck them but in Key West you cant. Extremely expensive.
strip clubs are a great way to pre-screen escorts. backpage is always a gamble and is pretty much dead at this point
Wow if only you could start your own thread. Wouldn't that be great.
It's got a long menu
I'm actually banned from this place.
I have a CPL (concealed pistol license) and I came in there carrying apparently someone saw it flash while I was peeing and reported it and the bouncers made me leave. They were nice about it though
Didn't see the sign no guns allowed.
I spent a good 70k in there over the years
The funny thing the no guns sign is on the door no one uses lol.
I just imagined everyone in there was packing lol
dats a good spread
eyyy watch it wit da accusations
spelling "classy" with a K...so you KNOW it's high class.
everything else is just normal
Honestly these prices don't seem too shabby. I would probably try the fried ravioli.
what are bome fries?
that's the best looking one that works there to pose for the menu?
putting a tranny on the menu
2 fathers fuck each other during a parent teacher conference
This is the place. There's no menu, the menu is written on a blackboard. It's all Italian staples.
The place is really shady I would never go willingly
The place is really shady I would never go willingly
No shit, their grammar is atrocious. Beer's. Give me a break.
I gone once once with a friend we're 90% it's a front for drug dealing
I think this guy actually just wanted to open a restaurant but added T n A for the extra revenue
Fellow winter parkfag
haha subtle I like their style
if you get the reference too like and reply to this comment
strip 16oz - $44
ribeye 16oz - $38
I'll take the ribeye thanks
That place is on the bad side of town and looks really questionable. There used to be a strip club on my side of town but I never went there and it looks like is closed
The club is called Trumpps
I look and feel like shit, I think the affects of alcoholism are finally hitting me
if you had a job
t. menial loser working graveyard
Enjoy minimum wage and maximum weight gain, amigo. The rest of us will be working normal hours. ;)
Easy. Bond a little and bring em to your hotel. That's what i did for my husband. Cheaper than champagne rooms. But I've had good times in there too and got some good times back in the room from my husband.
It's a fun place. It only gets depressing after talking to the stripper about her life story and the buzz wears off. But ya make a friend at the club and you get some perks like free champagne.
People eat at strip clubs? Jesus Christ.
Can you get herpes from chicken wings?
2 hot smokey teens suck each others pretty little dicks
new york rat nigger detected
Hello fellow Lansing friend :)
that font against background color contrast
is color theory and visual design really that hard? this shit hurts my eyes
not so fast fatty, use pic related from now on
I know, right? It's like first, and even second world capitalist countries have to put retarded warning labels on everything so they can avoid liability.
Stop memeing no one is that pathetic
you sound fat and autistic
i dont understand this post. are you a stripper or a woman who has a husband who fucks strippers? or both?
don't expect that shit to make any sense.
strippers are all drop-out junkies.
have you ever been to a restaurant before?
Please call Daisy or Beanz
b..bu..but why would people want To Go Orders?!?!?
peach hibiscus salad
atrocious website in 2018 when there are so many sources to economically create simple, material design-style sites
even for stripclubs, every business should have a respectable website these days
go to stripclub because bored
see your boss and estranged uncle because there's only one place in town to be a degenerate
pictures & branding on a menu
when will these kitchen managers learn?
san antonio doesnt have much
Imagine going to the strip club for a fucking salmon rib eye.
Like, a majestic salmon is swimming in the seas of alaska.
Fucker gets picked up, cut up and served on a plate in a strip club while someone snorts coke off a hookers ass two rooms over.
Chicken fried chicken
You realize that's an actual thing, right? It's a chicken breast cooked with the technique for chicken fried steak.
Isn't chicken fried steak basically steak cooked like fried chicken
Yes, it's kinda silly, but it's how you make the distinction
It's pounded flat, dredged in flour, shallow fried, and served with gravy.
Instead, it has more in common with chicken-fried steak. This is confusing, I know. Let me explain.
chicken-fried chicken | Homesick Texan
Two things differentiate fried chicken from chicken-fried chicken. First, fried chicken is bone-in chicken pieces from all parts of the bird that are coated in flour. Chicken-fried chicken, however, is a flattened chicken breast that is dredged in flour, then dunked into an egg and buttermilk wash, and then back into the flour again. The latter process being the same that is used to make chicken-fried steak, hence the name.
Of course, at this point, you could be wondering why chicken-fried steak has its particular name when you don’t fry it as you would fried chicken, with chicken-fried chicken’s egg and buttermilk wash and all. Well, this is indeed something to ponder but I’ll let it sit for another day.
In any case, chicken-fried chicken is a large, thin slab of chicken breast that has a crisp coating on it, along with a healthy smothering of cream gravy. It is a glorious thing! Admittedly, I prefer dark meat. But a chicken breast is transformed when you salt it, batter it, fry it, and then drench it in gravy. What is often dry and chalky is now tender and palatable. Much like chicken-fried steak is a dish meant to rescue tough pieces of beef, I feel that chicken-fried chicken is there to make better the breast.
Only strip club in the county was raided and condemned
All the articles talk about how officers spent months doing "undercover research"
pretty much but I've never got a boner at a strip club
Rochesterian detected. Been there. Good times!
Not going to go through and make a dozen images. Here are three that I've been to:
Pink Pony is fairly decent. I didn't eat there and don't think I even saw a menu. It was hard enough to find that $5 menu online. Went here with my boss a couple times because he didn't want to go to Cheetah. Cheaper but still pretty okay overall.
Clermont doesn't have shit posted online but I wouldn't recommend doing anything but drinking there.
The Cheetah on the other hand is very very nice and I've always had a good time there. Very clean, classy joint with friendly staff and really just a lot of fun for a night out. Usually go about once a year or so and have never had a bad experience. Girls are always top notch as well.
Those are really good prices
Yeah, I was hoping to contribute more ( here), but they all serve the exact same shit. Most of their menu layouts are even the same.
I can't help but wonder if they're not all just run by the same person.
I worked at Troppo for many years. Been to Omar's a time or two... And one of the best shows I've ever been to was at the Loft. I love that strip of land.
Bay area reporting in.
Brass rail (Greek owned club)
He sells hotdogs and nachos, but there is a much better mexcan shack in the same lot.