Find the strip club closest to you and post their menu

TechHater
TechHater

Find the strip club closest to you and post their menu.

Attached: menu1.jpg (245 KB, 992x1303)

All urls found in this thread:

pinkpoodle.com/
sugarssa.com/specials.html
baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bs-b-strip-club-food-baltimore-pg-photogallery.html
acropolispdx.com
trumppsdetroit.com/menu/
millstreamgirls.com/menus
clubhotash.com/grill
thecheetah.com/menu/
thecheetah.com/dining/
showbars.com/?page_id=408
clermontlounge.net/
clubdesireri.com/dining-menu/

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Attached: menu2.jpg (307 KB, 992x1287)

FastChef
FastChef

Attached: menu3.jpg (223 KB, 992x1291)

whereismyname
whereismyname

To go

I wonder if they deliver too

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

2klassy4me
I don't think there's a strip club within 200 miles of me.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

to go orders at a strip club
For what purpose

RavySnake
RavySnake

You pay market rate in lieu of paying for lap dances.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I've actually had the ribeye and it was great

Attached: Screenshot-20180322-194548.png (2.18 MB, 1080x1920)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Henrietta
Better go get me some wings next week

Attached: 1519434941737.png (341 KB, 668x555)

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

t. Cletus

Flameblow
Flameblow

the idea of going to a strip club and eating chicken and waffles is hilarious to me for some reason

Attached: kkals.png (42 KB, 1079x640)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

to go orders
strip club

Do Americans really do this?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

This is a surprisingly nice menu for strip club,

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

OP here. Jesus, why are these prices so high? The menu for the strip club I posted is really just to keep people from going hungry and continue spending money on strippers.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This will be beeter in trv

Flameblow
Flameblow

200 pesos and I can fuck the whore in the private booth

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

t. malnourished commie

StonedTime
StonedTime

Nigger clients detected

FastChef
FastChef

Meat cooked with vagina fluids is so nice

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

eating in a strip club
I feel like I need a scalding hot shower after walking into one.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I might be a bit leary of a "pulled pork sandwich" at a gentleman's club.

Lunatick
Lunatick

nice try

iluvmen
iluvmen

not having an all you can eat buffet

DeathDog
DeathDog

How much of a fatass you have to be to care more for the food than the MILF titties in front of you, real tits, not the ones you see on yourself everyday.

w8t4u
w8t4u

In Michigan full nude clubs can't serve food or liquor so I guess the menu can be summed up as clams.

iluvmen
iluvmen

do strippers in america fuck you if you pay them enough?
i know that it's technically illegal, yaya yada, but do they?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Depends on if they are college students or if they are old enough to have given up.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

pinkpoodle.com/
50 miles away from me seems to have no menu

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

literally anyone will fuck you if you pay enough. Being attractive helps though

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Occupation
Chef at Treasures

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

There's a kebab shop out the front of my local strip club, I'd just eat there if I'm hungry.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Btw they only do a buffet that rotates a different cuisine everyday for a week

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

eh...this is the closest to me. It's in the city and it looks gross.

Attached: download.png (947 KB, 950x561)

Supergrass
Supergrass

Attached: 29498132-1957568920921014-1455660449117325192-n.jpg (72 KB, 960x960)

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yes there are many strip clubs where you can pay for sex. My friend raw dogged and cream pied a stripper once. He's wild though

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

looks kinda small

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Once when I was an 18 year old virgin I ate out a strippers asshole.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Strip clubs are the most depressing places on earth. It is not hard to get laid in this country, and we have access to pretty much any type of porn imaginable. Who the fuck still goes to strip clubs? Are these the same people who frequent the ONE porn shop on earth that still has those horrible coin-slot booths?

Spamalot
Spamalot

i live in a 550,000 people town and there's only one strip club here and it's non-nude

viagrandad
viagrandad

would this be the same as with waitresses, where the dancer comes up to you and only bothers you exclusively when your mouth is full?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

klassy cat jumbo salad with American cheese
sup du jour (seasonal)
ebin

Methshot
Methshot

Yeah. It has awful reviews and they don't even have a website. It's in a terrible neighborhood and pretty sure it's in a gang area.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

world famous kitty litter plate

Attached: EBF424E2-BEBD-43F4-B776-3DFFB8B3A4B5-358-000000600B116A8D-tmp.jpg (5 KB, 213x160)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I could go for some delicious macaroni salad with titties

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Also copied the specials because it's just not a Texas establishment without BBQ, potato salad, and beans.

Attached: sugars.jpg (562 KB, 1064x1736)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

They have Molson in the states?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

this weird font
phrases like "will get you"
for some reason all of these menues look really, really goofy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I live on the north coast, so Molson and other Canadian shit is pretty common here.

Nojokur
Nojokur

yep

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

for

Spamalot
Spamalot

Following this, here was one of the best steak houses in the state cuddled up to one of the easiest strip clubs to fuck a 22 year old in. (Please note the state capital building just up the block. Lobbyists truely are the best thing for American capitalism.)

Attached: Knight-Cap-Downtown-Lansing.jpg (185 KB, 1024x700)

massdebater
massdebater

Closest one seems to be 400 miles away because I live in a civilized part of the country. Can't seem to find a menu for the thing but I can't imagine it has anything particularly noteworthy other than some overly expensive cocktails.

Attached: apQA1dD-700b.jpg (53 KB, 700x605)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What kind of weirdo orders food at a strip club? What went wrong in your life that caused you to pay $30 to stuff yourself with cheap steak and warm beer while getting blue balled by downtrodden single mothers?

Methshot
Methshot

None of the strip clubs around here have online menus that I can find. I'm pretty sure it's universally going to be reheated shit from Sysco just to satisfy the liquor laws.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I notice you're asking this question and not at all addressing why anyone would be such a loser as to find himself in a strip club in the first place. Basically, if you're not dead, and sometimes even if you are, pussy will throw itself at you all the goddamn time. You have to try really hard NOT to see tits or get pussy or ass. Really, really hard.

MPmaster
MPmaster

At some point you will reach a social standing wear fucking 5 randoms a week causes issues. Check back in when you make more than $40k a year freind.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Prices are Canadian

Attached: Screenshot-2018-03-22-20-36-37.png (550 KB, 1080x1920)

w8t4u
w8t4u

True. But I imagine that if they were an establishment that had their shit together - design-wise or otherwise - they wouldn't have to run $1 table dance specials throughout the day.

sugarssa.com/specials.html

askme
askme

Part 2

Attached: Screenshot-2018-03-22-20-36-53.png (678 KB, 1080x1920)

Bidwell
Bidwell

can i pay a stripper with the food i order like give them some of the chicken tenders ?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fuck that sounds good actually.

Have you ever been OP?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Attached: screenshot-thepenthouseclubtampa.com-2018-03-23-00-14-21.jpg (3.37 MB, 1252x6580)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No food at cracker jaxxx

Attached: 4875F0CA-ADC2-49F7-B5D7-44E5D927C22A.png (154 KB, 750x1334)

girlDog
girlDog

Klassy BLT

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Sheesh. Click at your own risk. And get the crabs!

baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bs-b-strip-club-food-baltimore-pg-photogallery.html

Methnerd
Methnerd

order buffalo wings and a lap dance
consume buffalo wings while getting lap dance
get orange sauce all over bobs

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Not really common anywhere in the mitten. The dirty dime in soo Canada is the closest I know. That said I know shitty bars in the middle of the state where the local whores drop their tops and play pool. Can get a decent burger in those places. Also the clap.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Jesus Christ how horrifying

Attached: IMG-2052.jpg (150 KB, 840x625)

Booteefool
Booteefool

10 slices of bread
1 loaf of bread
You know it's going to be the whitest, most off-brand, clear bag, week old bread they could find.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Who the fuck still goes to strip clubs?
This might surprise you, but having a girl in front of you and actually interacting with her is a lot more arousing than pictures on a computer screen.

idontknow
idontknow

It all started when I ordered the macoroni salad at a strip joint.

likme
likme

OP here, I go all the time because my wife works there.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Neat, you can get a loko moko at mine.

Attached: menu.jpg (387 KB, 1687x1271)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

you've never seen a stripper shove a loaf of bread up her pussy?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I don't go to the divey ones, but nicer clubs are a fun guys night out. You go there to drink with your friends, see a show, and maybe get a lapdance. Strippers also smell great.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I moonlight as a male stripper and our club had 2 Michelin stars

StonedTime
StonedTime

that is really upsetting

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I think Rick's Caberet is a gentleman's club near 34th street in Manhattan if I remember right? Could be wrong

FastChef
FastChef

mmmmm, wings tossed in ketchup

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Mike?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Attached: Screen-Shot-2018-03-23-at-01.41.53-fullpage.png (297 KB, 1898x5637)

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Naked means they aren't tossed in anything, unless you're talking about dead strippers.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I knew this had to be a Providence strip club before I got to the bottom.

cum2soon
cum2soon

mmmmm, wings dipped in ketchup

askme
askme

Because it says Providence at the top, right under the "book your VIP here" button?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Or because it also says Providence right under the logo

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yeah, I missed that... It's just the food is so typical for RI. (I know, stuffies kind of gives it away.)

RavySnake
RavySnake

Attached: acropolis-menu-a-big.jpg (335 KB, 893x1167)

WebTool
WebTool

Attached: acropolis-menu-b-big.jpg (323 KB, 893x1167)

RumChicken
RumChicken

acropolispdx.com

Attached: acropolis-menu-c-big.jpg (90 KB, 860x496)

eGremlin
eGremlin

wine on tap

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Why is everything so cheap? I was already surprised that most of these menu's don't have inflated prices, but this is like half normal prices.

Illusionz
Illusionz

itt kinda comfy but also kinda blackpill
feels weird man

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

There's a cover for the club, and people buy lots of alcohol. They also try to gouge you for money at every opportunity. The menu prices are also a little out of date, but it's still pretty cheap, only a few dollars difference from the menu they have online iirc.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Same reason drinks are cheap at casinos. That's how they get you to stick around, not how they make money.

Soft_member
Soft_member

patronizing strip clubs
wew

farquit
farquit

Yeah, even in Ny they sold it when I lived there, the gas station sold oil cans of xxx right near the register.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Just don't look up your local strip club and actually browse the "models". It's pretty gross.

farquit
farquit

I used to go to a place with nigger strippers in portland, they had great steak and shit. fucking greeks

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

asian steak
i keked

Bidwell
Bidwell

it was acropolis
2 many nigs 4 m3

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The food is great.
The dancing is meh.
The entertainment is immense.

Attached: GirlsGirlsGirls.png (515 KB, 959x695)

RavySnake
RavySnake

She sounds like a klassy lady

eGremlin
eGremlin

That's what she said.

FastChef
FastChef

100% a mob front and you'll be hard pressed to convince me otherwise

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

most appealing so far

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I went to undergrad in Portland and always meant to go to a strip club with my SO at the time. For some reason we never ended up going and now I don't have anyone I'd be comfortable going to one with. Apparently Portland has (or at least used to have) more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the country. Not sure you'd go to a place like that with so many options.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'll give you even money the club is called the Klassy Kitty or something similar.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I hear they are partial to eggs, bowls of eggs.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why are these places open from early in the morning to 2 AM? Who goes to a strip club at 8:30 in the morning?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I wish Veeky Forums can have menu generals, might be a good idea for a thread.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

generals are bad

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tfw you're so fat you can eat the small party platter in one sitting by yourself

Attached: tfw.png (59 KB, 658x662)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

come on french roll

uhh....

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

free lunch
Based

Playboyize
Playboyize

if you had a job, you'd might know about something called a midnight shift

TreeEater
TreeEater

Naked means they’re not breaded

SniperGod
SniperGod

550,000 people
town
That's a city.

WebTool
WebTool

you should learn before you speak

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Attached: image-22.jpg (106 KB, 1000x989)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

There is one there, but the picture you're quoting has the fucking address on it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Attached: file.png (400 KB, 1721x1144)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

at bar
friends say "hey user let's go to the strip club right now!!"
ok
go there
drinks overpriced
strippers aren't very hot
can't dance well
I sort of half-assedly hold out some dollars
stripper doesn't notice me, or maybe I didn't hold out enough money but I didn't have much left in my wallet and fuck ATM fees
whatever
go to bar for another overpriced drink
older haggard looking stripper touches my arm
nope.jpg
was probably about to ask me to buy her a drink but I didn't wait around to hear what she had to say
go outside and dick around on my phone until my friends are ready to leave

never again

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

hello Vancouver friend

idontknow
idontknow

come on French bread

I...what?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Google for a strip club in my hick town because I'm not aware of any
find one
$6 buffet advertised, no menu or pictures
people on the club's Facebook giving it five stars under their full name

This is so sketchy it's hilarious

takes2long
takes2long

was just about to post this, fuck yeah acropolis

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Sometimes they're just flat out horny. My buddy is a really attractive dude and a girl offered him a free private lap dance and tried to pull his dick out. He just gave her a 20 and got out thinking about how many other times she did that.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Are you implying that making more money makes it harder to get pussy?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hey so, what do you do for a living?
oh well, I'm actually uh, a chef.
wow, really! So you work at a restaurant?
well, um, I guess you could say that

Attached: 087f3a8bd264e0166c393bca67ce558f.png (113 KB, 300x300)

Techpill
Techpill

Not a strip joint, but if you want good loco moco, Tak's on Crenshaw literally has Holiday Bowl's recipe book in their kitchen.

TreeEater
TreeEater

My local joint

Attached: DRPH-Menu-Final-pdf.jpg (854 KB, 1088x1408)

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw an actual chef at a strip joint
only place that wanted me and all the customers have told me I should be working at a high brow restaurant

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

no booze or food served in washington state strip clubs.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Rachel's steak house, heard the food is actually not bad.

Attached: Late-Nighth-Menu-Rachels-PB.jpg (80 KB, 584x890)

Bidwell
Bidwell

Where I live people travel to strip clubs in groups, not by themselves. And it usually only happens after a lot of drinking.

Techpill
Techpill

I stop here just for the tbone steak special
that's a real good wing deal

Attached: image.png (43 KB, 792x612)

eGremlin
eGremlin

Attached: romeo-bait.png (6 KB, 478x373)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's actually a pretty nice place, I'm surprised the menu is so shit

Attached: silk-gentlemans-club.png (287 KB, 885x865)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'm implying that making money and keeping your job/lifestyle (which often involves a significant other) don't often correspond with fucking a bunch of random whores from the bar. Let alone letting those crazy bitches figure out any of your personal info. Yikes

Flameblow
Flameblow

Apparently a woman's club.

6 chicken cheese, and quesadillas

what

Attached: firefox-2018-03-23-16-17-45.png (83 KB, 1094x1134)

WebTool
WebTool

apparently a woman's club

What do you expect from fucking Texas?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What do you expect from fucking Texas?
An orgasm, in my experience.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

t.soyboy

JunkTop
JunkTop

And going to the strip club is any better?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I was in an uber with a stripper last week. it was a Pool. and she had some clothes and box of shoes with her, then we stop in front of the Pink Monkey and she gets out, and gives me a wink.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

finally a thread for men on this sissy board

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

trumppsdetroit.com/menu/

Attached: 1519172916325.png (94 KB, 866x900)

TechHater
TechHater

I know there isn't one within a few hundred miles of me. They're illegal in this country, and it's an island, so if I want to see strippers I have to fly to Thailand.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

at least the pair of fuck dungeons have air conditioning

Soft_member
Soft_member

Internet porn has made IRL titties mundane so more emphasis needs to be placed on food and booze in order to make $$$

Techpill
Techpill

go for the strippers
stay for the decent-looking pub grub

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Attached: gc01.png (409 KB, 364x3419)

5mileys
5mileys

strip club
sausage slider platter

Attached: 363.jpg (119 KB, 500x708)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You from Wisconsin too? Yeah the place isn't too bad.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

great thread, here's the closest to me. it's right next to the airport.

used to hear them advertised a lot on the radio, i assume the party trays exist because women go in groups for bachelorette parties

Attached: sc.jpg (550 KB, 923x3619)

Firespawn
Firespawn

why do 90% of these menus have quesadillas
also I can't picture anything sadder than eating soup at a strip club

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Attached: Screenshot-2018-3-24-Menu16---Menu16-pdf-pdf.png (1.15 MB, 1920x943)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

that email address

Nope

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What's it like working in a strip club kitchen?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

yeah. it would seem like a safety hazard walking around with a boner in the kitchen.

MPmaster
MPmaster

nothing from Atlanta
the place known for good food in strip clubs

happy_sad
happy_sad

not proud
we should do a dane county meetup, there are at least 6 of us here

JunkTop
JunkTop

There was some girls selling these at a store with girl power signs. There was a retarded boy who’s mom was there, she had him around like a dog it was fucking sad

takes2long
takes2long

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EAT ANYTHING AT A STRIP CLUB

idontknow
idontknow

This place has the best fucking steaks. The guy has his own cattle and sells it off super cheap. Lots of rumors of mob connections. Great fucking prime rib and tiddies though.

Attached: download-(8).jpg (14 KB, 196x257)

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I feel like it'd be like the actual food where you work - you're all "hell yeah" at first, but you're bored and sick of it by the end of the second or third week.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

being this hung-up on where you work or the stigma of stripping
Someone has to cook there.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Absolutely weird fucking name for a strip club.

Attached: NewMenu.png (592 KB, 626x791)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

mfw a Canadian strip club has a cleaner menu than most American restaurants

Attached: 1521320932388.png (73 KB, 226x314)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

complaining
not contributing
Fuck off

RavySnake
RavySnake

Sounds kind of cool, actually. Bet you see lots of tits and ass daily. Honestly that wouldnt be such a bad job.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

washington state is all kinds of screwed up. those state-run liquor stores for starters. shithole state.

Spamalot
Spamalot

the idea of going to a strip club and not eating chicken and waffles is hilarious to me for some reason

kill yourself tonight faggot

Attached: IMG-20180311-1020024.jpg (3.63 MB, 4896x3672)

cum2soon
cum2soon

shit sounds cash

share more?

iluvmen
iluvmen

brilliant idea for a thread

FastChef
FastChef

this is fucking gold

you got him good Veeky Forums friend

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

go outside and dick around on my phone until my friends are ready to leave
SOY

Bidwell
Bidwell

If I'm wasted and face deep in titties I probably will work up an appetite and not care about the price until long after I'm gone.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

just the fact that breakfast is offered is disturbing to me

Emberfire
Emberfire

I went to the Klassy Cat about twice a month when I was going to RIT. Ran into RIT students dancing there more than once too.

Bidwell
Bidwell

You go to Strip clubs to get hard and pick up the kind of Sluts that could suck a boulder through one of those tiny Starbucks stirring straws. Better way to spend your Saturday than jacking off at home.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I went to a strip club with my mexican ripped as fuck weightlifter bro in mexico once and one of the strippers genuinely paid him to fuck her.

I ended up slowdancing with a 4/10 stripper at the end of the night and went home alone ;_;

Playboyize
Playboyize

The only one close to me with a menu is 62 miles away.

Attached: stripclubmenu1.png (765 KB, 823x785)

Techpill
Techpill

fuck ya Elephant ears

Attached: stripclubmenu2.png (509 KB, 767x787)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

is that supposed to be her back? it looks all misshapen wtf

FastChef
FastChef

I'm by landing strip hasn't opened yet

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw went to a strip club by myself for my 27th birthday last year
really nervous so went and sat down in the area where you can order food, kind of like a cafe, in partially obstructed view of the main floor
nervous as fuck
waitress comes over, doesn't look like a stripper
I look at the menu
order a cheeseburger and fries
cost: 36 dollars
food comes, is really mediocre and tastes very average
eat it nervously without once looking up from the table
waitress comes back
cheerily asks me if I enjoyed my food
want to complain about the mediocre quality
'i-i-i-t was like -m-m-m-cdonalds but at-t- least there the hamburglar doesnt rub his STDs in my face'
she looks visible annoyed
apologise and say it was a joke
have been back every weekend since, for the same food, to prove I was not being rude to her
tfw haven't even paid for a lap dance

Attached: smoke.png (44 KB, 300x250)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

(you)

Lunatick
Lunatick

Houston? A gay club

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fucking disgusting, the only time I see (people) eat elephant ears is at flea markets, fairs and carnivals and every. single. fucking. time. it's a 500 pound beached whale scarfing it down with a diet coke and and caking of powdered sugar.

Attached: 500-pounds.jpg (82 KB, 680x680)

Techpill
Techpill

fuck yourself retard, elephant ears are amazing

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

GET FUCKED.

Most carney food is deep fried saturated fat or otherwise, keep that slop for the cows.

Attached: realmayo.jpg (141 KB, 1920x1080)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

being such a limp-wristed sjw beta libcuck numale that you can't enjoy some disgusting fair food a couple times a year

massdebater
massdebater

tfw nearby strip club only serves whores and vodka
t.east europe

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

deadass PB&J on a menu anywhere
This is a joke right? you made this in paint in 4 minutes right?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

hahahahahahahahahaha u funny friend good joke :^)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Ah yes, how odd for there to be stigma attached to cooking at a greasy strip club.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Oslo and Blaze?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the thread should be shared between /b/ and Veeky Forums

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You must say more. Where? Did you chatted?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Hello
There's a suburb of Vancouver that's like that, only has soft drinks. "Conveniently" there's a bar right next door.
why do 90% of these menus have quesadillas
Easy to prepare, wide appeal, easy to share

idontknow
idontknow

Veggie burger

Soyboys don't go to strip clubs

cum2soon
cum2soon

Healthy Side
Breakfast
Peanut Butter & Jelly

What the fuck

Attached: 1466122237540.jpg (81 KB, 1024x768)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I only go to strip clubs that have a sushi bar.
Fishy, fishy, fishy.

Attached: stapler.jpg (110 KB, 1280x677)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Depends on the city. In Miami you can fuck them but in Key West you cant. Extremely expensive.

Skullbone
Skullbone

strip clubs are a great way to pre-screen escorts. backpage is always a gamble and is pretty much dead at this point

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Wow if only you could start your own thread. Wouldn't that be great.

cum2soon
cum2soon

It's got a long menu

Attached: Screenshot-20180324-192928.png (593 KB, 1080x1920)

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm actually banned from this place.

I have a CPL (concealed pistol license) and I came in there carrying apparently someone saw it flash while I was peeing and reported it and the bouncers made me leave. They were nice about it though

Didn't see the sign no guns allowed.
I spent a good 70k in there over the years

Attached: Screenshot-20180324-192934.png (727 KB, 1080x1920)

Firespawn
Firespawn

The funny thing the no guns sign is on the door no one uses lol.

I just imagined everyone in there was packing lol

Attached: Screenshot-20180324-192938.png (766 KB, 1080x1920)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Attached: Screenshot-20180324-192941.png (553 KB, 1080x1920)

eGremlin
eGremlin

dats a good spread
eyyy watch it wit da accusations

Attached: watch-it-anon.jpg (24 KB, 377x325)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Attached: static1.squarespace.com.jpg (659 KB, 1343x2078)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

spelling "classy" with a K...so you KNOW it's high class.

Attached: .....jpg (14 KB, 236x330)

Lunatick
Lunatick

Trumpp's Platter

farquit
farquit

Boobie burger
everything else is just normal

Methshot
Methshot

Honestly these prices don't seem too shabby. I would probably try the fried ravioli.

Attached: pk.jpg (143 KB, 1104x926)

Emberfire
Emberfire

what are bome fries?

Firespawn
Firespawn

that's the best looking one that works there to pose for the menu?

Attached: w.gif (777 KB, 358x219)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

putting a tranny on the menu

Snarelure
Snarelure

2 fathers fuck each other during a parent teacher conference

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Chicago?

Evilember
Evilember

This is the place. There's no menu, the menu is written on a blackboard. It's all Italian staples.

The place is really shady I would never go willingly

Attached: 180s.jpg (15 KB, 180x180)

RavySnake
RavySnake

The place is really shady I would never go willingly
No shit, their grammar is atrocious. Beer's. Give me a break.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I gone once once with a friend we're 90% it's a front for drug dealing

Illusionz
Illusionz

millstreamgirls.com/menus

I think this guy actually just wanted to open a restaurant but added T n A for the extra revenue

Attached: menu.jpg (141 KB, 1143x831)

happy_sad
happy_sad

Fellow winter parkfag

iluvmen
iluvmen

boogie burger
haha subtle I like their style

if you get the reference too like and reply to this comment

Attached: 2ED2B1F3-9AA1-439F-99B2-30F5F89DABC4.gif (688 KB, 300x299)

askme
askme

strip 16oz - $44
ribeye 16oz - $38

I'll take the ribeye thanks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

That place is on the bad side of town and looks really questionable. There used to be a strip club on my side of town but I never went there and it looks like is closed

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The club is called Trumpps

Techpill
Techpill

I look and feel like shit, I think the affects of alcoholism are finally hitting me

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

yo

whereismyname
whereismyname

if you had a job
t. menial loser working graveyard
Enjoy minimum wage and maximum weight gain, amigo. The rest of us will be working normal hours. ;)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Easy. Bond a little and bring em to your hotel. That's what i did for my husband. Cheaper than champagne rooms. But I've had good times in there too and got some good times back in the room from my husband.

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's a fun place. It only gets depressing after talking to the stripper about her life story and the buzz wears off. But ya make a friend at the club and you get some perks like free champagne.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

People eat at strip clubs? Jesus Christ.

Can you get herpes from chicken wings?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Attached: original.jpg (111 KB, 500x708)

Snarelure
Snarelure

2 hot smokey teens suck each others pretty little dicks

DeathDog
DeathDog

new york rat nigger detected

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hello fellow Lansing friend :)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

that font against background color contrast
is color theory and visual design really that hard? this shit hurts my eyes

MPmaster
MPmaster

not so fast fatty, use pic related from now on

Attached: 1521818235096.png (84 KB, 658x662)

Bidwell
Bidwell

wtf

Attached: Screen-Shot-2018-03-25-at-9.37.47-pm.png (313 KB, 508x348)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I know, right? It's like first, and even second world capitalist countries have to put retarded warning labels on everything so they can avoid liability.

Attached: 17144571-303[1].jpg (43 KB, 700x394)

girlDog
girlDog

Stop memeing no one is that pathetic

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you sound fat and autistic

Supergrass
Supergrass

i dont understand this post. are you a stripper or a woman who has a husband who fucks strippers? or both?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

don't expect that shit to make any sense.
strippers are all drop-out junkies.

askme
askme

have you ever been to a restaurant before?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Please call Daisy or Beanz
Beanz
Fucking Beanz.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

b..bu..but why would people want To Go Orders?!?!?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

peach hibiscus salad

also

atrocious website in 2018 when there are so many sources to economically create simple, material design-style sites

even for stripclubs, every business should have a respectable website these days

Attached: Men's-Club.jpg (1.56 MB, 1920x4727)

w8t4u
w8t4u

go to stripclub because bored
see your boss and estranged uncle because there's only one place in town to be a degenerate

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

pictures & branding on a menu

when will these kitchen managers learn?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

san antonio doesnt have much

Attached: Screenshot-2018-03-25-10-29-35.png (809 KB, 1080x1920)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Salmon dinner
Imagine going to the strip club for a fucking salmon rib eye.

Like, a majestic salmon is swimming in the seas of alaska.
Fucker gets picked up, cut up and served on a plate in a strip club while someone snorts coke off a hookers ass two rooms over.

JunkTop
JunkTop

angle hair
auju sauce
ala cart

Attached: señorkekito.jpg (28 KB, 400x400)

Inmate
Inmate

Chicken fried chicken
Holy shit

Attached: 1506841094522-sp.png (428 KB, 618x390)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You realize that's an actual thing, right? It's a chicken breast cooked with the technique for chicken fried steak.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Isn't chicken fried steak basically steak cooked like fried chicken

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Yes, it's kinda silly, but it's how you make the distinction

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's pounded flat, dredged in flour, shallow fried, and served with gravy.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Instead, it has more in common with chicken-fried steak. This is confusing, I know. Let me explain.

chicken-fried chicken | Homesick Texan

Two things differentiate fried chicken from chicken-fried chicken. First, fried chicken is bone-in chicken pieces from all parts of the bird that are coated in flour. Chicken-fried chicken, however, is a flattened chicken breast that is dredged in flour, then dunked into an egg and buttermilk wash, and then back into the flour again. The latter process being the same that is used to make chicken-fried steak, hence the name.

Of course, at this point, you could be wondering why chicken-fried steak has its particular name when you don’t fry it as you would fried chicken, with chicken-fried chicken’s egg and buttermilk wash and all. Well, this is indeed something to ponder but I’ll let it sit for another day.

In any case, chicken-fried chicken is a large, thin slab of chicken breast that has a crisp coating on it, along with a healthy smothering of cream gravy. It is a glorious thing! Admittedly, I prefer dark meat. But a chicken breast is transformed when you salt it, batter it, fry it, and then drench it in gravy. What is often dry and chalky is now tender and palatable. Much like chicken-fried steak is a dish meant to rescue tough pieces of beef, I feel that chicken-fried chicken is there to make better the breast.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Only strip club in the county was raided and condemned
All the articles talk about how officers spent months doing "undercover research"

Attached: Strip-club.png (27 KB, 718x304)

Emberfire
Emberfire

???

Spamalot
Spamalot

pretty much but I've never got a boner at a strip club

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

clubhotash.com/grill
too lazy to screencap

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Lel

Attached: Screenshot-20180325-120456.png (580 KB, 1440x2560)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Rochesterian detected. Been there. Good times!

farquit
farquit

Not going to go through and make a dozen images. Here are three that I've been to:

thecheetah.com/menu/
thecheetah.com/dining/

showbars.com/?page_id=408 (Pink Pony)

clermontlounge.net/

Pink Pony is fairly decent. I didn't eat there and don't think I even saw a menu. It was hard enough to find that $5 menu online. Went here with my boss a couple times because he didn't want to go to Cheetah. Cheaper but still pretty okay overall.

Clermont doesn't have shit posted online but I wouldn't recommend doing anything but drinking there.

The Cheetah on the other hand is very very nice and I've always had a good time there. Very clean, classy joint with friendly staff and really just a lot of fun for a night out. Usually go about once a year or so and have never had a bad experience. Girls are always top notch as well.

Attached: The-Cheetah.jpg (128 KB, 670x545)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Those are really good prices

eGremlin
eGremlin

Yeah, I was hoping to contribute more ( here), but they all serve the exact same shit. Most of their menu layouts are even the same.
I can't help but wonder if they're not all just run by the same person.

WebTool
WebTool

Attached: solidgold.png (322 KB, 555x876)

TechHater
TechHater

I worked at Troppo for many years. Been to Omar's a time or two... And one of the best shows I've ever been to was at the Loft. I love that strip of land.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Bay area reporting in.
Brass rail (Greek owned club)
He sells hotdogs and nachos, but there is a much better mexcan shack in the same lot.

askme
askme

clubdesireri.com/dining-menu/

Attached: Capture.png (339 KB, 1165x1264)

SniperGod
SniperGod

Attached: el-cerrito.jpg (120 KB, 750x1000)

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Confirm your age

This website may contain content of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 18, if such content offends you or if it is illegal to view such content in your community, please EXIT.

Enter Exit

About Privacy

We use cookies to personalize content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyze our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners.

Accept Exit