Find the strip club closest to you and post their menu

Find the strip club closest to you and post their menu.

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>To go

I wonder if they deliver too

2klassy4me
I don't think there's a strip club within 200 miles of me.

>to go orders at a strip club
For what purpose

You pay market rate in lieu of paying for lap dances.

I've actually had the ribeye and it was great

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>Henrietta
Better go get me some wings next week

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>t. Cletus

the idea of going to a strip club and eating chicken and waffles is hilarious to me for some reason

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>to go orders
>strip club

Do Americans really do this?

This is a surprisingly nice menu for strip club,

OP here. Jesus, why are these prices so high? The menu for the strip club I posted is really just to keep people from going hungry and continue spending money on strippers.

This will be beeter in trv

200 pesos and I can fuck the whore in the private booth

>t. malnourished commie

Nigger clients detected

Meat cooked with vagina fluids is so nice

>eating in a strip club
I feel like I need a scalding hot shower after walking into one.

I might be a bit leary of a "pulled pork sandwich" at a gentleman's club.

nice try

>not having an all you can eat buffet

How much of a fatass you have to be to care more for the food than the MILF titties in front of you, real tits, not the ones you see on yourself everyday.

In Michigan full nude clubs can't serve food or liquor so I guess the menu can be summed up as clams.

do strippers in america fuck you if you pay them enough?
i know that it's technically illegal, yaya yada, but do they?

Depends on if they are college students or if they are old enough to have given up.

pinkpoodle.com/
50 miles away from me seems to have no menu

literally anyone will fuck you if you pay enough. Being attractive helps though

Occupation
>Chef at Treasures

There's a kebab shop out the front of my local strip club, I'd just eat there if I'm hungry.

Btw they only do a buffet that rotates a different cuisine everyday for a week

eh...this is the closest to me. It's in the city and it looks gross.

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Yes there are many strip clubs where you can pay for sex. My friend raw dogged and cream pied a stripper once. He's wild though

looks kinda small

Once when I was an 18 year old virgin I ate out a strippers asshole.

Strip clubs are the most depressing places on earth. It is not hard to get laid in this country, and we have access to pretty much any type of porn imaginable. Who the fuck still goes to strip clubs? Are these the same people who frequent the ONE porn shop on earth that still has those horrible coin-slot booths?

i live in a 550,000 people town and there's only one strip club here and it's non-nude

would this be the same as with waitresses, where the dancer comes up to you and only bothers you exclusively when your mouth is full?

>klassy cat jumbo salad with American cheese
>sup du jour (seasonal)
ebin

Yeah. It has awful reviews and they don't even have a website. It's in a terrible neighborhood and pretty sure it's in a gang area.

>world famous kitty litter plate

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I could go for some delicious macaroni salad with titties

Also copied the specials because it's just not a Texas establishment without BBQ, potato salad, and beans.

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They have Molson in the states?

>this weird font
>phrases like "will get you"
for some reason all of these menues look really, really goofy

I live on the north coast, so Molson and other Canadian shit is pretty common here.

yep

for

Following this, here was one of the best steak houses in the state cuddled up to one of the easiest strip clubs to fuck a 22 year old in. (Please note the state capital building just up the block. Lobbyists truely are the best thing for American capitalism.)

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Closest one seems to be 400 miles away because I live in a civilized part of the country. Can't seem to find a menu for the thing but I can't imagine it has anything particularly noteworthy other than some overly expensive cocktails.

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What kind of weirdo orders food at a strip club? What went wrong in your life that caused you to pay $30 to stuff yourself with cheap steak and warm beer while getting blue balled by downtrodden single mothers?

None of the strip clubs around here have online menus that I can find. I'm pretty sure it's universally going to be reheated shit from Sysco just to satisfy the liquor laws.

I notice you're asking this question and not at all addressing why anyone would be such a loser as to find himself in a strip club in the first place. Basically, if you're not dead, and sometimes even if you are, pussy will throw itself at you all the goddamn time. You have to try really hard NOT to see tits or get pussy or ass. Really, really hard.

At some point you will reach a social standing wear fucking 5 randoms a week causes issues. Check back in when you make more than $40k a year freind.

Prices are Canadian

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True. But I imagine that if they were an establishment that had their shit together - design-wise or otherwise - they wouldn't have to run $1 table dance specials throughout the day.

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can i pay a stripper with the food i order like give them some of the chicken tenders ?

Fuck that sounds good actually.

Have you ever been OP?

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No food at cracker jaxxx

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>Klassy BLT

Sheesh. Click at your own risk. And get the crabs!

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>order buffalo wings and a lap dance
>consume buffalo wings while getting lap dance
>get orange sauce all over bobs

Not really common anywhere in the mitten. The dirty dime in soo Canada is the closest I know. That said I know shitty bars in the middle of the state where the local whores drop their tops and play pool. Can get a decent burger in those places. Also the clap.

Jesus Christ how horrifying

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>10 slices of bread
>1 loaf of bread
You know it's going to be the whitest, most off-brand, clear bag, week old bread they could find.

>Who the fuck still goes to strip clubs?
This might surprise you, but having a girl in front of you and actually interacting with her is a lot more arousing than pictures on a computer screen.

It all started when I ordered the macoroni salad at a strip joint.

OP here, I go all the time because my wife works there.

Neat, you can get a loko moko at mine.

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you've never seen a stripper shove a loaf of bread up her pussy?

I don't go to the divey ones, but nicer clubs are a fun guys night out. You go there to drink with your friends, see a show, and maybe get a lapdance. Strippers also smell great.

I moonlight as a male stripper and our club had 2 Michelin stars

that is really upsetting

I think Rick's Caberet is a gentleman's club near 34th street in Manhattan if I remember right? Could be wrong

mmmmm, wings tossed in ketchup

Mike?

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Naked means they aren't tossed in anything, unless you're talking about dead strippers.

I knew this had to be a Providence strip club before I got to the bottom.

mmmmm, wings dipped in ketchup

Because it says Providence at the top, right under the "book your VIP here" button?

Or because it also says Providence right under the logo

Yeah, I missed that... It's just the food is so typical for RI. (I know, stuffies kind of gives it away.)

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>wine on tap

Why is everything so cheap? I was already surprised that most of these menu's don't have inflated prices, but this is like half normal prices.

itt kinda comfy but also kinda blackpill
feels weird man

There's a cover for the club, and people buy lots of alcohol. They also try to gouge you for money at every opportunity. The menu prices are also a little out of date, but it's still pretty cheap, only a few dollars difference from the menu they have online iirc.

Same reason drinks are cheap at casinos. That's how they get you to stick around, not how they make money.

>patronizing strip clubs
wew

Yeah, even in Ny they sold it when I lived there, the gas station sold oil cans of xxx right near the register.

Just don't look up your local strip club and actually browse the "models". It's pretty gross.

I used to go to a place with nigger strippers in portland, they had great steak and shit. fucking greeks

>asian steak
i keked