ITT we tell of times where we fucked with fastfood wageslaves for various...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

ITT we tell of times where we fucked with fastfood wageslaves for various reasons.

go to McDonald's one evening for a quick dinner for bf and I because we both worked long shifts
I hadn't eaten all day, hangry as fuck
I get a signiture sweet bbq burger combo and he gets 6 succulent and overpriced tendies
pay
get home
open bag
no tendies
cold food
drive back irritated but still tolerant of retards because they can't help being that way
ask them to remake my order because it was cold in the first place
"But you got all your food, right?"
"Actually I didn't. It doesn't matter if I got it or not the first time, I was as cold as ice. The fries and the burger are cold. I'm sorry but can you please just remake it?"
cunt don't fucking fight me over a McBurger, ok?
Just remake the shit and cut the embarrassment for both of us
get home a second time
got tendies
burger is cold still, and re-made completely wrong
literally quarter pounder with bacon
same fries in cup
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
go on Google and leave a review telling them to fucking die
call the place
bitch on phone acts like this is the world's biggest burden and doesn't offer anything to correct it
I'm pissed because I didn't get what I fucking paid for
hang up
call back on different phone
"Hey you guys should really check out your most recent review BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DESERVE EVERY LAST WORD OF IT SINCE YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKING MCNIGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
hang up before she can respond
get a call back from a private number immediately afterwards
"STOP CALLING ME UNTIL YOU ARE CAPABLE OF MAKING A SANDWICH RIGHT, CUNT!"
another call after that from same number
answer with a calm "Hello, you've reached the voicemail box of STOP CALLING ME BACK YOU RETARDED FUCKING MCNIGGEEERRRRR!!"
mfw
worth the wasted money I wasn't going to get back

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Your handler should be making wellness checks on you more often than she does now.

Lunatick
Lunatick

This one time when I was in college my friends invited em over after I got off work but they told me to bring 20 large mcdonalds fries when I showed up. This is that story

Get text to come chill and smoke some weed
But also bring 20 large mcdonalds fries
Drive over to the closest mcdonalds after work
Immediately ask to speak to the manager on duty
Politely explain the situation and ask if they can make me 20 batches of fries
They're pretty dead and the manager says that he's cool with it since I asked politely and wasn't a piece of shit
Get 20 large fries
Go over to friends place with all the fries
Everyone is ecstatic that I'm showing up with food
Get high
Eat fries

Good times, college was fun.

King_Martha
King_Martha

having friends
fuckin normie

girlDog
girlDog

/r9k/

farquit
farquit

and you should either contribute or gtfo. looks like two people here aren't doing thier part. you and that slut Karen

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I like this story, thanks user

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askme
askme

on Veeky Forums trying to take some sort of high ground

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Unironically using "normie" instead of "normalfag". Sorry, I meant /r/catalog#s=eddit

whereismyname
whereismyname

This board stays really boring because of people like you. Sorry, let me give you some good tips on how to clean a food processor instead of a story for the laughs so I can blend in with the rest of the sappy fags on Veeky Forums

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Not every board needs to be a meme repository themed to the board name.

likme
likme

It sure would be nice to get the stick out of your ass sometimes though, right? I think that thing is real far up there for you. Or perhaps it'd be nice to have a thread that comes up thats doesn't pertain to the following stale threads I see here:
web.m thread
Gordon Ramsey
food gore
"hey anyone else a ___"
muh Monster sipping
meme food
"For me, it's the McChicken..."
"What's your favorite kind of ____"

But I feel like this sort of break might just be too much for you.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

"For me, it's the McChicken..."
I love this meme

FastChef
FastChef

Veeky Forums's greatest achievement, it has even spread to the fast mainstream boards like /v/ and /a/

5mileys
5mileys

Using normie instead of normalfag

>>>/reddit/

TreeEater
TreeEater

huge and pregnant AF
go through drive through. Order one thing. Just a cheeseburger with no onions. No fries, no drink, just a fucking cheeseburger with no onions.
Guess what happens
Preggo rage
drive around, screech to a halt. Waddle my huge, pregnant ass in there with the burger
Slap the burger down on the counter with the wrapper open
shredded lettuce flies like confetti
ask for the manager, give her the receipt.
"I ordered one thing. ONE THING!! Pick up the onions and wiggle them about for effect
"and how about some fries for my trouble?"
They did not want to deal with me. Hustled me out of there pretty quick with my new burger and free fries.

Evilember
Evilember

Yasssss! You go gurl!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

order some 'za from the loc'l 'za 'ut
online order of course, only the most patrician means of placing an order
finish up the order
estimated delivery time: 30-40 minutes
pull out my wallet and place a 5-er into my shirt pocket in order to deliver the tip quickly
play some vidya while waiting
50 minutes go by: gf is getting hangry, calls store
she puts it on speaker and it just rings for 5 minutes until she hangs up
another 10 minutes goes by before there's the sound of running up the porch stairs, then a knock on the door
answer the door and sign the receipt
receive food
don't give the man the 5-er

D E V U L I S H I S S

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Imagine being this autistic. Just close your eyes and think.

Wow

SniperWish
SniperWish

I hope the government takes your children from you, you fat insufferable cunt.

RavySnake
RavySnake

But McDonald's cheeseburgers don't come with lettuce

Does it make you feel better role-playing online as a pregnant woman user?

w8t4u
w8t4u

tendies
McDonald's
Stopped reading there, you're a fucking embarrassment.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

using normal fag instead of norman

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Are you a mentally handicapped FF worker?Wasn't McD's I think it was Del Taco. I love their soft little burgers.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

OH BO DEY DINT!

MPmaster
MPmaster

be me
be drunk af
go into subway store with friend
friend then remembers kebab store just up the road
idea.jpg
remember story from /b/
forget exact order so order meatball sub with extra meatballs and extra sour cream and extra hot chilli
sloppy af
sandwhich ‘artist’ struggles to wrap this mess
pay and head for their toilet
proceed to unwrap sub
sudden loud bang from employee that made my sandwich warning me not to dump it in their toilet
ohshit.png
struggle to quickly rewrap sub as I shout that ‘I’m doing a fucking shit, piss off’
wait 5 mins
leave and don’t look at employees
never dropped sub in toilet
find mate looking for me
kebab show was closed
drunk and hungry af so we proceed to eat the sub monstrosity that was originally destined for the subway toilet
wasn’t half bad
Mfw

JunkTop
JunkTop

why would you rp as a fat pregnant woman

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Even if this happened, which it didn't, I don't even feel bad. These people are fucking incompetent. It's galling to see some of the shit they can't handle doing, most of which is fairly basic reading. And I can't even blame the language barrier. It's always some dumbass white kid who thinks "No mayonnaise" means "only mayonnaise."

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

One time I ordered buffalo wings at Burger King, and they gave me hot wings instead. I did eventually get a refund, but they refused to give me free product and insisted that they hadn't made a mistake. I never got my revenge, and I'm still steamed about it. I wish I had your balls.

5mileys
5mileys

I really don't see what is so unbelievable about this story.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

not リア充
Know your roots. Faggot.

can't even say mean words on the internet
dumb normalnigger

implying everyone is as shitty as you

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

DRIVE TWICE home
then open bag to check if there's any food in it
haha stupid bitch

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Immediately ask to speak to the manager on duty
wtf is that, can't you just ask if they could make you 20 large fries? you make it sound as if you negotiated a billion dollar trade deal

happy_sad
happy_sad

WHY DO YOU HATE ONIONS?????????????
H
Y

Skullbone
Skullbone

user was probably right. Anytime you want shit done in a hurry you ask for the manager first off. Shows them you mean business.

If you ask a regular wage slave for 20 large fries, your going to get a blank stare, they'll process the transaction, and then a good 10 minutes of complete chaos in the kitchen while it gets explained three times that it's not an error. Ask for the manager first, and you shave 7 minutes at least off your order

SniperGod
SniperGod

I don't like raw onions on my burger. I'm open to onions in a Plethora of other situations.

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

t. anti-alliumitic
reported to the adl

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I can't believe you managed to order 20 large fries without speaking to the CEO first. It shouldn't have worked, yet somehow it did.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

things that never happened

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

hate mcshit
friends insist on stopping at drive through
all stoned and munchy
think 'fuck it how bad can it be?
order bigmac
unwrap disgusting.jpg
throw the sloppy mess straight back through window at the child servant and drive off

Money well spent

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

only a female would be stupid enough to not check the food FIRST, BEFORE YOU DRIVE HOME. twice! if I were your bf in that situation I'd have jizzed down your throat one last time then never called you again.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

don't forget
300 dorrar

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

you sound like a cunt that gets away with it because "teehee im a girl :3" "ur not going 2 b mean 2 a pregnant person r u ?"

StonedTime
StonedTime

stop at mcdonalds around 2am because night shift
No answer from box
"hello?"
nothing
"hello?"
negress answers in irritated voice "wut?"
say my order
Nothing
"did you hear me?"
"drink"
"What?"
"you dint say no drink" she says in pissed off tone
Drive away
Sent scathing complaint to their corporate website listing time and date and exactly what happened and how pissed I was
Get like 50 dollars of free mcdonalds in coupons and a gift card in the mail with an apology
Never see her again
Sheeeeeit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

why would you rp as a fat black pregnant woman
FTFY

Soft_member
Soft_member

Nice

Methshot
Methshot

weed

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