Sits down next to you at a bar

>Sits down next to you at a bar
>Orders a whiskey
>Drags his fingerless glove wearing hand through his hair
>Recives whiskey
>"Thanks bucko"
>Uses an old worn copy of "Story of the Eye" as an coaster
>Stares blankly off into the distance
>Takes a sip of whiskey and looks at you
>"Did you know that sex and death are the only two things worth writing about?"
What would you do?

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Is that the guy? He's got a lovely face but that's just a bit too heavy on the shit pretentious character.

I doubt I would ever find myself in such a situation, but since Cliff also likes Stoner I guess I would try my hand in a debate with him whether William Stoner lived the good life or not, being able to argue for both sides

Politely request he kill himself.

ask him if he decided to combine sex and death by fucking an older woman

i bet drinking with cliff would be pretty fuckin fun desu

I politely would inform him that death happens to literally everyone, and isn't worth writing about. then I'd show him my weiner

I like Cliff, he's got a lot of character.

immediately throw myself at that tall hunk of heaven fr

Tell him tea is better than coffee

Is he doing it ironically?

you will NEVER be that masculine

would've never guessed :^)

i've sucked dicks that are more masculine than someone named fuckin' CLIFFORD

fuck off and die, cliff

this looks pretty rad, tbqh

>He's 6ft4.

He sucks at what he does, so I'd find it embarrassing to be next to him, so I'd leave.

>stare at him for a moment
>nod slowly
>"yeah"
>knocks back a jagerbomb
>order another
>"that's why I killed myself a couple years ago"
>"you can't really know anything at all, if you don't know death."
>knocks back last jagerbomb
>leave without looking at the guy

srs?

what a chad

Now i understand why lit hates cliff

Who the fuck is this nigga and why do I want to eat his ass

So am I :^)

What do you think his book «The path of consumption» was going to be about? It used to be on his patreon, but he has now removed it.

>whether William Stoner lived the good life or not
he lived the life he made for himself.

it seemed to me like every decision he made was a bad one, but would any other decision really lead to anything that did not involve conflict or struggle? and would stoner had gained anything from trying to fight it?

>Tfw you are the guy who asked him to read Stoner.

And his review wasn't even that good.

Lmao looks like a Bloodborne cosplayer

So is this one of the three decent book reviewers worth watching?

could you link a review you liked by him?

His early stuff is his best. When he was just reccomending books. Not like now where he tries to give an analysis with no insight.

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