Starbucks has a new drink, It's cotton candy with marbled rock candy pieces in...

askme
askme

No thread for this absolute atrocity

Starbucks has a new drink, It's cotton candy with marbled rock candy pieces in it.
350g sugar for a fucking grande

Can we say, Heart disease in a cup?

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starbucks.com/menu/drinks/frappuccino-blended-beverages/crystal-ball-frappuccino-crème-blended-beverage

Emberfire
Emberfire

Kids like sugar, and process it better than adults. Corporations want to make money. At least it isn't a Pumpkin latte

SniperGod
SniperGod

350g

This is a humorous exaggeration, right? Even a whole bucket of halloween candy probably doesn't have that much sugar. What happens if you have that much all at once, do you die?

RumChicken
RumChicken

this candy flavored milkshake with bits of candy in it is full of sugar

eGremlin
eGremlin

Ofc it's an exaggeration. The drink itself must not weigh more than 100g

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

starbucks.com/menu/drinks/frappuccino-blended-beverages/crystal-ball-frappuccino-crème-blended-beverage
Yeah it seems to be a huge exaggeration. Still a lot of sugar though.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

makes my teef hurt

whereismyname
whereismyname

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King_Martha
King_Martha

thinking this is worse than pumpkin spice
Really activates the almonds.

girlDog
girlDog

tumblr unnecessary 1 sec .gif with subtitle that could actually be just a .jpg

farquit
farquit

I assume you mean isn't*

takes2long
takes2long

sugar doesn't cause heart disease

massdebater
massdebater

100 grams is like 3 ounces of liquid

iluvmen
iluvmen

this place used to sell coffee

Inmate
Inmate

If you think a 16oz drink is 100g I can tell you don't know your measurements for shit but then again you probably just eat instant noodles

Methnerd
Methnerd

What happens if you have that much all at once, do you die?
It would be extremely unhealthy.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

4u

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

A frappuccino no matter what flavor will always have 30g of sugar due to its binding syrup. Its the flavoring and extra shit that makes it higher. Don't get 8-16 pumps of syrup and you're fine.

t. former barista

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Just got a Matcha soymilk latte from them today for the first time. Its not half bad.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic


Ingredients

Ice, Milk, Crème Frappuccino Syrup [Water, Sugar, Salt, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid], Peach Whipped Cream [Cream (Cream, Milk, Mono And Diglycerides, Carrageenan), An Infusion Of (Water, Apples, Natural Flavors, Licorice Root, Rose Hips, Hibiscus, Orange Peels, Lemon Verbena, Chamomile Pollen, Lavender Flowers), Classic Syrup (Sugar, Water, Natural Flavors, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid)], An Infusion Of [Water, Apples, Natural Flavors, Licorice Root, Rose Hips, Hibiscus, Orange Peels, Lemon Verbena, Chamomile Pollen, Lavender Flowers], Classic Syrup [Sugar, Water, Natural Flavors, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid], Gem Drizzle [Crème Frappuccino Syrup (Water, Sugar, Salt, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid), White Chocolate Mocha Sauce [Sugar, Condensed Skim Milk, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Natural Flavor, Salt, Potassium Sorbate, Monoglycerides], Candy Gem Topping [Sugar, Rice Syrup, Coconut Oil, Fruit And Vegetable Color (Spirulina, Algae, Apple, Cherry, Purple Sweet Potato, Radish, Red Cabbage Juice, Pumpkin)], Turquoise Sprinkle Topping [Cane Sugar, Turmeric And Spirulina Powder, Rice Hulls].

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

jesus christ.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Their soymilk is disgustingly sweet and the Chinese leaded matcha comes pre-mixed with sugar. It's poodoo.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Did you ask for the un sugared soy milk? You do know they offer both right?

farquit
farquit

The one I stopped at with a fat friend had only one.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Theres standard (unsweetened) and Vanilla (Sweetened). Its a chain standard.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Humerous exageration
I've seen worse.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Yes, so has everyone else who has browsed this board longer than a day but thank you very much for posting it again. Aren't you proud of yourself?

likme
likme

Correction, Now that i've seen you, I've seen even worse.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Diabeetus in a cup

Methnerd
Methnerd

That is fucking horrifying. I always jokingly called these things shitty milkshakes. Apparently they're shitty fake milkshakes. They must make a fortune selling these cheap, fake things to idiots.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Love how the posters here whose diet no doubt consists primarily of fast food turn into such puritans whenever it concerns a brand they don't approve of.

Yes sweets are indulgences. Stop the presses.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Indulgence
More than half your daily calories

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cum2soon
cum2soon

T1Diabetic here, Theres a massive concern when a standard easily accesible drink can nearly put me in the hospital. I made the mistake of having 2 corndogs at a party once when i was younger, Didnt realize a standard corndog is 56g carb, and put me in the hosptial the next morning with 470 BS. One of these drinks is almost double that. Even non-diabetics shouldn't be consuming that much in one sitting, unless they truly wish to join us.

RavySnake
RavySnake

That would be the definition of an indulgence, yes.

Well that sucks for you that you were/are nutritionally ignorant. All of this information is readily available to anyone concerned.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I was born type1, I wish I was only ignorant. At least then I could've blamed myself.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Those tiny gifs suck big nuts.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How old were you? I got the beetus at 11. I always felt bad for the kids who got it much younger than I did because their parents helicoptered so badly and they tended to be ignorant of self-management. Or maybe it was just my old school parents. I got myself in trouble so many times because of their complete lack of concern.
So maybe it's a generational thing, huh? You're a millennial? I'm a gen-X, so everything has always been my fault.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Diabetic from age nine here, glad to see we got a few here

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Oh cool. Hey. Thread hijack. Did you ever notice that when you were younger? The kids who got it from ages 0-5 or so were like really non-independent. I'm trying to get some kind of anecdotes about fighting with parents for control over disease management and eating choices (including bad ones like sugary drinks). How does that change one's concept of personal responsibility as an adult?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I ordered it at the Starbucks in my girlfriend's office, and it tasted like a watered down vanilla milkshake from McDonalds

w8t4u
w8t4u

cotton candy with marbled rock candy pieces in it
Cotton candy flavored anything is already too sweet, just thinking about drinking this gives me a stomachache.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Ice, Milk, Crème Frappuccino Syrup [Water, Sugar, Salt, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid], Peach Whipped Cream [Cream (Cream, Milk, Mono And Diglycerides, Carrageenan), An Infusion Of (Water, Apples, Natural Flavors, Licorice Root, Rose Hips, Hibiscus, Orange Peels, Lemon Verbena, Chamomile Pollen, Lavender Flowers), Classic Syrup (Sugar, Water, Natural Flavors, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid)], An Infusion Of [Water, Apples, Natural Flavors, Licorice Root, Rose Hips, Hibiscus, Orange Peels, Lemon Verbena, Chamomile Pollen, Lavender Flowers], Classic Syrup [Sugar, Water, Natural Flavors, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid], Gem Drizzle [Crème Frappuccino Syrup (Water, Sugar, Salt, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid), White Chocolate Mocha Sauce [Sugar, Condensed Skim Milk, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Natural Flavor, Salt, Potassium Sorbate, Monoglycerides], Candy Gem Topping [Sugar, Rice Syrup, Coconut Oil, Fruit And Vegetable Color (Spirulina, Algae, Apple, Cherry, Purple Sweet Potato, Radish, Red Cabbage Juice, Pumpkin)], Turquoise Sprinkle Topping [Cane Sugar, Turmeric And Spirulina Powder, Rice Hulls].

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

This. I like how cotton candy melts in your mouth, but it's just pure sugar. I literally get sick if I eat more than a bite. Way too sweet.

Bidwell
Bidwell

you're not a barista if you worked at fucking starbucks

Inmate
Inmate

that protein
gains for days

Emberfire
Emberfire

Yeah it's basically shitty overly sweet milkshake that tastes like liquified airheads mixed in it. Couldn't even get past 3-4 sips.

King_Martha
King_Martha

if i buy one for the cute girl at work do you think she'll blow me?

MPmaster
MPmaster

not unless she REALLY loves sweet things. Thing is pure liquified sugar.

Techpill
Techpill

rice hulls
Excuse me what the fuck

Emberburn
Emberburn

It's cheap cellulose for thickening.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sugar increase saliva

w8t4u
w8t4u

Frappuchinos are gross, for the amount of shit they put in them it just tastes watered down.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Fuck off back to redshit with your faggot ass butt check dividing comments, gay lord.

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