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Soft_member
Soft_member

ITT: Appliances you look down on people for using

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farquit
farquit

Cast iron.

viagrandad
viagrandad

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Slow cookers.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Asians use them every day for decades so they don't need babysit a stove for the better part of an hour. What's the problem, besides the arsenic in the rice?

What if something requires that much thermal mass?

TechHater
TechHater

appliance

Anyways...
Yeah, those mini chainsaws for carving meat, get a fucking knife, asshole, I don't need frayed slices.

Illusionz
Illusionz

When is sustained heat not as good as thermal mass?

girlDog
girlDog

non-locking lid

You are correct to disparage these fools.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Oven spring requires you to front-load heat in a way that won't dissipate while you're transferring dough into the cooking vessel

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You have to be a gaping asshole to own one, but people are generally gaping assholes. I don't care.

Evilember
Evilember

Slow cookers instead of a dutch oven.
Stand mixers for anything.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Are you implying rice cookers are bad or the cheap $10 walmart one in your picture is bad?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

slow/rice cookers are great for preparing black garlic tho

SniperWish
SniperWish

I'm fine with looking down on people for shit-tier rice cookers, but if you think the jap rice cookers are worthy of disdain you are retarded

hairygrape
hairygrape

stand mixers for anything

Literally why? Stand mixers are one of the best and most versatile appliances any household that cooks could have.

implying he's ever experienced a fuzzy logic rice cooker

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Garlic presses

Illusionz
Illusionz

Stove tops with more than TWO burners

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

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Flameblow
Flameblow

woks

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

how does it feel to live in someone's closet?

RavySnake
RavySnake

this. fuck fridges.

Techpill
Techpill

I like this brand because it has the same name as a JAV studio

FastChef
FastChef

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you posted the #1 thing.
and people unironically actually defend rice cookers.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

you don't need to babysit when cooking rice in a kettle/pot/saucepan or whatever else you can think of.

JunkTop
JunkTop

mine cooks rice just as good as when i do it myself by bringing to a boil, then simmer 5 minutes and then simmer on very low for another 8 minutes and then remove the lid and put a cloth on top of the pot while turning off the heat and letting it sit for 10 minutes.

why would i need to do all that when i can get amazing rice just as easily with a rice cooker?

Lunatick
Lunatick

wifi in every fucking household item

Who thinks this is a good idea?

massdebater
massdebater

Literally one of my most heavily used appliances, makes perfect rice every time, steams shit (I make mantou and baozi a lot), can make those big fluffy pancakes that jiggle, congee, it's the best.

Playboyize
Playboyize

IoT baby. All your consumer products now come malware-ready.

Emberburn
Emberburn

this. Also freezers, only faggots use freezers and fridges.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

pressure cookers

viagrandad
viagrandad

put on table
fill with broth
leave lid off
turn it on
acquire hot pot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

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Snarelure
Snarelure

I hate washing those things so damn much. I feel no remorse purging them from my home.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Not really an appliance but yeah garlic presses are shite

WebTool
WebTool

Because you're all fucking retarded. Every Asian family owns one because they eat rice about 360 days a year, sometimes more than once in a day. How often do you eat rice?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Post icebox

StonedTime
StonedTime

This fucking thing. My roommate bought it to eat "healthy."

The next week she bought an air fryer. Can't decide what I hate more.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It's pretty versatile, considering it's a standalone device that can saute, steam, pressure cook, slow cook, prepare rice, etc.

I use it for the pressure cooker function and as a rice cooker because my stovetop and oven do everything else better, but it does those things well.

StonedTime
StonedTime

never heard of black garlic.
just googled it...
how do you make it? what does it tastes like? What do you use it for?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I don't see how this is bad.
what if you want to play minecraft, while cooking?
this fridge is great.

Spamalot
Spamalot

really think about getting one...
but I heard the cheap ones burn the rice...
whats a good one? is there a difference?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what if you googled a recipe

takes2long
takes2long

ok, sorry.

SniperGod
SniperGod

how the fuck do you make black garlic in a rice cooker?

google says it needs 60 - 90 days at 60 - 77ºC
yeah, sure, i just put this in my rice cooker for the next 90 days...wtf?!

Methnerd
Methnerd

These are my three: slow cooker, microwave and garlic press. A trinity of sins that cannot be forgiven.

Techpill
Techpill

Black garlic's taste reminds me a bit of like prunes, but much smoother, and without the sweetness or tartness. It's a seasoning, like for ramen. Supposed to be healthy.

girlDog
girlDog

I seriously hope none of you need one of these to open a jar.

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likme
likme

I'd look down on people too if they used that kind of rice cooker.
Now this right here is the only rice cooker you should ever use.
t. chink

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The fuck is wrong with a rice cooker? I use one all the time, it comes out fine.

Evilember
Evilember

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RumChicken
RumChicken

It's a slow cooker and a pressure cooker rolled into one. What's to hate about it?

iluvmen
iluvmen

They're not hard to clean if you get one that doesn't suck.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Your roommate's a dipshit. And if you hate one of the most game-changing kitchen devices of the last 20 years, well, I guess you're a dipshit too.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Wew lad

happy_sad
happy_sad

To be fair, some lids I've come across are god awful tight that not even whacking on the counter help loosen. You shouldn't need a fucking impact wrench to open a jar.

iluvmen
iluvmen

One less pot on the stove when cooking.

I guess i look down on you for looking down on me. Now its two idiots looking down at the floor instead of cooking.

eGremlin
eGremlin

ITT: People look down on others for using appliances created for a purpose.
'Kay. Even microwaves have a use. Literally corn in a microwave for a minute and 10 seconds wrapped in a damp paper towel is how God intended.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It can be replaced with a big bowl and a spatula in every case. 400+ bucks vs 10

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

A bit of hot water should do the trick.

WebTool
WebTool

a bowl and a spatula can replace a stand mixer in every case

So, you don't cook and have no idea what you're talking about?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

giving chinks easy access to bombs-in-waiting

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

No, he's right, unless you're limp wristed. The possible exception is kneading dough, which is a bit more effort done manually but worth it for the pleasure.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

hurr, you're just weak

Have fun making fucking whipped cream with a spatula.

Methnerd
Methnerd

stand mixer

Are you literally retarded?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Also meringue. Stand mixers are invaluable if you do actual baking and not just casual cooking once or twice a week.

Evilember
Evilember

Do I NEED one? No.
Does it make things easier? Yes. And it means my mother isn't asking me to open her jars all the time.

StonedTime
StonedTime

also meringue

Stand mixers are invaluable for dozens of things, before you even get into attachments. I was just pointing out how dumb his "big bowl and a spatula" comment was by using an example that everyone has made by hand, but never with a spatula.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I've actually bled from the ridges on the lid of a marmite jar.

FastChef
FastChef

Maybe you shouldn't eat from a jar of glue and then complain about the lid being glued shut.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I use a microwave to warm up canned beans for breakfast and hot dog sausages. Fite me, the sausages taste better microwaved than cooked. Also, I microwave the milk before I put in cereal

Nojokur
Nojokur

So not particularly versatile at all.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I don't understand how we haven't evolved past microwaves.

Lunatick
Lunatick

ok, thank you

farquit
farquit

fuck hot water,

if you don't need the lid, use a knife, and punch a hole in it,
if you need the lid, carefully put knife between lid and jar from below, and just twist the knife. it sucks air, clicks, and the jar is now open.

5mileys
5mileys

but you can steam stuff with the other one,..

idontknow
idontknow

wtf, marmite jar lids are plastic...

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm still convinced that microwaves are alien technology...

Firespawn
Firespawn

I bet you also get a migraine every time someone posts anything about sous vide.

RavySnake
RavySnake

these are for children

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Spamalot
Spamalot

i come back from work at 8 at night im not gunna start cooking something.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Air fryer

SniperWish
SniperWish

I own that exact rice cooker.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Even a pretty cheap one does the job well. It’s all basically the same thing.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You have to turn the stove off. With a rice cooker, you can just start it up and leave for the day.

hairygrape
hairygrape

You could possibly make that argument for a hand mixer vs a stand mixer but if you want to just use a big bowl and whisk or spatula, be prepared to stir vigorously for an hour or so.

SniperGod
SniperGod

kys frylet

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

also I microwave the milk before I put in the cereal
What?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

but it's not chink approved

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Cereal tastes bad if the milk isn't warm

Methshot
Methshot

fuck you

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Kill yourselves soyboys

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Using electricity in 2018

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It must be the microwave radiation frying your brain

viagrandad
viagrandad

get a mid grade one 30~50ish, super cheap ones make kinda soggy rice with burnt bits on the bottom.

5mileys
5mileys

ok, thanks

massdebater
massdebater

What's the downside of that device? It looks too versatile to not have a terrible downside, like being impossible to clean or something.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

It's cheapo trash that will break after a couple of uses.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I don't think I own a single knife that I'd be comfortable bending out of shape to open a fucking jar.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Kitchen appliances whatever works but if you spend 40 hours using this thing rather than reading or learning a skill/practicing a hobby you are a certified brainlet and are indoctrinating yourself for advertisers.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's actually not that hard to clean. I thought it was just going to be some shitty gimmick like a nuwave oven or something but I've been using it a lot.

girlDog
girlDog

Sorry, wrong picture.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

calls others soyboys
uses cast iron
the IRONy

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Kinda want one now. I don't have much space, so this would create options.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Not having a Japanese AI Waifu who cooks your rice

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Inmate
Inmate

Fucking plebs

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w8t4u
w8t4u

mein Negro

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Bullshit

TreeEater
TreeEater

i would never look down on anyone for finding an appliance to suit their needs. used correctly anything can prove useful.

DeathDog
DeathDog

shitty example. whipped cream with a WHISK (who uses a fucking spatula lol) takes three minutes. kneading dough and other baking tasks that take 10+ minutes are the real reason to own one, along with the meat grinder attachment. I'm pretty sure ya'll don't have manual meat grinders, so if you don't have a stand mixer, how do you grind your meat? In a fucking food processor? Do you fucks even cook?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Neuro Fuzzy master race reporting in.

youtube.com/watch?v=XvSQOup2CZ8

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The user I replied to said he could do anything just as well with a big bowl and a spatula. I intentionally gave a dumb example just to point out how dumb his post was. It still seems like a pain in the ass to make whipped cream by hand once you own a stand mixer, though.

Skullbone
Skullbone

this thing is a students dream. Using it for three years now, no regrets.

SniperGod
SniperGod

spoon

RavySnake
RavySnake

Tick, what are you doing here?

Methshot
Methshot

I buy big bags of frozen peeled garlic and use the microwave to defrost them and then I press them into my chuck roasts that I cook with my slow cooker.

cum2soon
cum2soon

ITT hurr durr toasters? Sacrebleu! I only toast hand made, baked in clay oven with firewood brown bread on open fire in my authentic neanderthal mud hut. Fuck of weebs.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Spill-proof coffee cups. If you don't want to spill your coffee you shouldn't be driving with it.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

or I can just buy a spill proof coffee cup and not worry about spilling it while driving :)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Seriously don't get what's wrong with slow cookers. What's the alternative? Leaving the gas on all day?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You're looking down on millions of asians. Japs, Koreans, and most middle-class Chinese all have them. No one wants to stand near their pot all day.
but that's laziness
The convenience of buying a $30 (thrifted for half) rice cooker that always makes decent to good rice will heavily outweigh the use of a conventional pan that needs to be babysat.
It's not a matter of "you're just too poor," it's the idea of convenience. The positives of using one heavily, heavily outweigh the negatives.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Then you're retarded. Asians who eat rice 3 times a day use this.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

In Hawaii it's common for even white kids to be gifted a rice cooker by the their parents when they go off to college.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Im not cooking shit after opening my restauraunt at 5am and fucking closing that shit till midnight

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

That's why north korea needs to irradiate that place once and for all.

Soft_member
Soft_member

oh yeah, the oldest soyboys in the world

massdebater
massdebater

you don't get a spill-proof cup to be spill-proof, you get a spill-proof cup to cover it in stickers

its like clipboards. do you think anyone LIKES clipboards? of course not. you get one so you can stickerbomb it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

just learn how to fucking cook. slow cooker meals are always lazy tasteless slop

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

a big bowl and a spatula in every case

so how am I going to make meringue with a spatula you tard

massdebater
massdebater

Phones, that's it.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Gotta start somewhere.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Buy spillproof cup
Coffee maker automatically brews so I just have to pour it and leave for work
or
Don't buy spillproof cup
Have to buy coffee every morning on the way into work if I don't want half of it spilled by the time I get there
Drive out of my way, leave earlier, pay more

Unless of course I'm misunderstanding what you mean by 'spill proof cup.' You're talking about something like one of these, right?

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TechHater
TechHater

None more dank

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Not asian but poor college student.
Rice can be used as the base for a lot of cheap and delicious meals. It helps to just have something I can set and forget, so I can use my low iq to not fuck up cooking the rest of my stuff.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I microwave the milk before I put in cereal

please die.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

alphabet song

It's Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, or if you're a music hipster Ah! vous dirai-je, maman.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

They're the same song, just with different words.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Nice counters. I keep my paddle clip on the right side.

TechHater
TechHater

Getting a waifu to stay at home and watch the gas is the only alternative to just leaving the gas on all day.

Inmate
Inmate

a roommate has had this sitting in the box for months unused

likme
likme

Why not?
We haven’t evolved past using fire for cooking either, and that’s been around a lot longer than microwave ovens.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw I have a receding hairline
Sometimes the memes turn on you

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

this is a display model baka. the fridge doesnt come with the screen.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

open here for flex zone
wawawawawaawwhat's f-flex zone!?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

huh?

DeathDog
DeathDog

huh?

RavySnake
RavySnake

But user how else will I cook my soybeans in under an hour and then maintain a perfect 40 degrees for natto fermentation? Without retard tier single function devices I mean

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Referring to it like that is pleb tier. That's like saying it plays "Batman Smells" instead of "Jingle Bells."

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I fucking love this thing. I make rice every other day and It's invaluable. I'll just throw some rice in it, while I prepare eggs/fish/chicken/whatever on the side. I also use it for steaming potatoes or making stews.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

That's the wierdest tablet I have ever seen

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Holy fuck, use a spoon. They're even curved so it acts like a fulcrum.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i dont get it, why is cast iron soy

Snarelure
Snarelure

Rice is always soy, because white people are soy by default. They're worthless assholes but you're soy.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sour grapes, my friend. Sour grapes.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Honestly, the only real downside is the footprint. It's a bit large on my ki

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

These people are always human mistakes, but they don't care.

thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-perfect-basmati-rice-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-211157

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Jesus, this whole thread.

I dislike convenience

MPmaster
MPmaster

That's what being a man is all about.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Appliances
people name something that doesn't use electric

Morons

Microwave.

cum2soon
cum2soon

itt poorfags

askme
askme

I don't like electric ranges ever since I used my first gas stove, but fuck whoever thinks these brittle as fuck impossible to clean glass flatops are a good idea.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ITT: anything other than heating food with hot rocks

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You there yes you, CEASE.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Its another Veeky Forums talks down people enjoying their kitchens and cooking episode. Yotsuba board classic contrarian shitposting.

Rice cookers for people who eat rice all the time.
Slow cookers for those who have little time but want decent meals.
Microwaves for all of you condescending jerks who really only use this device anyways.

Objectively, sharper image anything is probably unnecessary.

Cast iron has endless quality uses - especially an enameled dutch oven.

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Emberfire
Emberfire

What this thread is telling me is to just not use heat when cooking and just eat food as it comes. Fuck it just take a bite out of a cow and eat that shit.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

go ahead and steal it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

i mean the fridge isnt suppost to come with the screen. its used to promote the fridge.

Snarelure
Snarelure

me grug
me no use induction
me only use cast iron in my open flame

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

caring what a bunch of snobbish faggots look down upon.
If anything, this thread is a goldmine of great appliances.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

the milk
Why THE milk?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

People who played Megaman Battle Network but didn't get it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How did anybody ever cook before the stand mixer was invented?!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

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Playboyize
Playboyize

oooh, I thought you meant it was a model WITH a display

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Fuck off im poor
If you mean the electric ones I agree

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