ITT: Appliances you look down on people for using
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Asians use them every day for decades so they don't need babysit a stove for the better part of an hour. What's the problem, besides the arsenic in the rice?
What if something requires that much thermal mass?
Yeah, those mini chainsaws for carving meat, get a fucking knife, asshole, I don't need frayed slices.
When is sustained heat not as good as thermal mass?
You are correct to disparage these fools.
Oven spring requires you to front-load heat in a way that won't dissipate while you're transferring dough into the cooking vessel
You have to be a gaping asshole to own one, but people are generally gaping assholes. I don't care.
Slow cookers instead of a dutch oven.
Stand mixers for anything.
Are you implying rice cookers are bad or the cheap $10 walmart one in your picture is bad?
slow/rice cookers are great for preparing black garlic tho
I'm fine with looking down on people for shit-tier rice cookers, but if you think the jap rice cookers are worthy of disdain you are retarded
stand mixers for anything
Literally why? Stand mixers are one of the best and most versatile appliances any household that cooks could have.
implying he's ever experienced a fuzzy logic rice cooker
Stove tops with more than TWO burners
how does it feel to live in someone's closet?
this. fuck fridges.
I like this brand because it has the same name as a JAV studio
you posted the #1 thing.
and people unironically actually defend rice cookers.
you don't need to babysit when cooking rice in a kettle/pot/saucepan or whatever else you can think of.
mine cooks rice just as good as when i do it myself by bringing to a boil, then simmer 5 minutes and then simmer on very low for another 8 minutes and then remove the lid and put a cloth on top of the pot while turning off the heat and letting it sit for 10 minutes.
why would i need to do all that when i can get amazing rice just as easily with a rice cooker?
wifi in every fucking household item
Who thinks this is a good idea?
Literally one of my most heavily used appliances, makes perfect rice every time, steams shit (I make mantou and baozi a lot), can make those big fluffy pancakes that jiggle, congee, it's the best.
IoT baby. All your consumer products now come malware-ready.
this. Also freezers, only faggots use freezers and fridges.
put on table
fill with broth
leave lid off
turn it on
acquire hot pot
I hate washing those things so damn much. I feel no remorse purging them from my home.
Not really an appliance but yeah garlic presses are shite
Because you're all fucking retarded. Every Asian family owns one because they eat rice about 360 days a year, sometimes more than once in a day. How often do you eat rice?
This fucking thing. My roommate bought it to eat "healthy."
The next week she bought an air fryer. Can't decide what I hate more.
It's pretty versatile, considering it's a standalone device that can saute, steam, pressure cook, slow cook, prepare rice, etc.
I use it for the pressure cooker function and as a rice cooker because my stovetop and oven do everything else better, but it does those things well.
never heard of black garlic.
just googled it...
how do you make it? what does it tastes like? What do you use it for?
I don't see how this is bad.
what if you want to play minecraft, while cooking?
this fridge is great.
really think about getting one...
but I heard the cheap ones burn the rice...
whats a good one? is there a difference?
what if you googled a recipe
how the fuck do you make black garlic in a rice cooker?
google says it needs 60 - 90 days at 60 - 77ºC
yeah, sure, i just put this in my rice cooker for the next 90 days...wtf?!
These are my three: slow cooker, microwave and garlic press. A trinity of sins that cannot be forgiven.
Black garlic's taste reminds me a bit of like prunes, but much smoother, and without the sweetness or tartness. It's a seasoning, like for ramen. Supposed to be healthy.
I seriously hope none of you need one of these to open a jar.
I'd look down on people too if they used that kind of rice cooker.
Now this right here is the only rice cooker you should ever use.
The fuck is wrong with a rice cooker? I use one all the time, it comes out fine.
It's a slow cooker and a pressure cooker rolled into one. What's to hate about it?
They're not hard to clean if you get one that doesn't suck.
Your roommate's a dipshit. And if you hate one of the most game-changing kitchen devices of the last 20 years, well, I guess you're a dipshit too.
To be fair, some lids I've come across are god awful tight that not even whacking on the counter help loosen. You shouldn't need a fucking impact wrench to open a jar.
One less pot on the stove when cooking.
I guess i look down on you for looking down on me. Now its two idiots looking down at the floor instead of cooking.
ITT: People look down on others for using appliances created for a purpose.
'Kay. Even microwaves have a use. Literally corn in a microwave for a minute and 10 seconds wrapped in a damp paper towel is how God intended.
It can be replaced with a big bowl and a spatula in every case. 400+ bucks vs 10
A bit of hot water should do the trick.
a bowl and a spatula can replace a stand mixer in every case
So, you don't cook and have no idea what you're talking about?
giving chinks easy access to bombs-in-waiting
No, he's right, unless you're limp wristed. The possible exception is kneading dough, which is a bit more effort done manually but worth it for the pleasure.
hurr, you're just weak
Have fun making fucking whipped cream with a spatula.
Are you literally retarded?
Also meringue. Stand mixers are invaluable if you do actual baking and not just casual cooking once or twice a week.
Do I NEED one? No.
Does it make things easier? Yes. And it means my mother isn't asking me to open her jars all the time.
Stand mixers are invaluable for dozens of things, before you even get into attachments. I was just pointing out how dumb his "big bowl and a spatula" comment was by using an example that everyone has made by hand, but never with a spatula.
I've actually bled from the ridges on the lid of a marmite jar.
Maybe you shouldn't eat from a jar of glue and then complain about the lid being glued shut.
I use a microwave to warm up canned beans for breakfast and hot dog sausages. Fite me, the sausages taste better microwaved than cooked. Also, I microwave the milk before I put in cereal
So not particularly versatile at all.
I don't understand how we haven't evolved past microwaves.
ok, thank you
fuck hot water,
if you don't need the lid, use a knife, and punch a hole in it,
if you need the lid, carefully put knife between lid and jar from below, and just twist the knife. it sucks air, clicks, and the jar is now open.
but you can steam stuff with the other one,..
wtf, marmite jar lids are plastic...
I'm still convinced that microwaves are alien technology...
I bet you also get a migraine every time someone posts anything about sous vide.
these are for children
i come back from work at 8 at night im not gunna start cooking something.
I own that exact rice cooker.
Even a pretty cheap one does the job well. It’s all basically the same thing.
You have to turn the stove off. With a rice cooker, you can just start it up and leave for the day.
You could possibly make that argument for a hand mixer vs a stand mixer but if you want to just use a big bowl and whisk or spatula, be prepared to stir vigorously for an hour or so.
also I microwave the milk before I put in the cereal
but it's not chink approved
Cereal tastes bad if the milk isn't warm
Kill yourselves soyboys
Using electricity in 2018
It must be the microwave radiation frying your brain
get a mid grade one 30~50ish, super cheap ones make kinda soggy rice with burnt bits on the bottom.
What's the downside of that device? It looks too versatile to not have a terrible downside, like being impossible to clean or something.
It's cheapo trash that will break after a couple of uses.
I don't think I own a single knife that I'd be comfortable bending out of shape to open a fucking jar.
Kitchen appliances whatever works but if you spend 40 hours using this thing rather than reading or learning a skill/practicing a hobby you are a certified brainlet and are indoctrinating yourself for advertisers.
It's actually not that hard to clean. I thought it was just going to be some shitty gimmick like a nuwave oven or something but I've been using it a lot.
Sorry, wrong picture.
calls others soyboys
uses cast iron
Kinda want one now. I don't have much space, so this would create options.
Not having a Japanese AI Waifu who cooks your rice
i would never look down on anyone for finding an appliance to suit their needs. used correctly anything can prove useful.
shitty example. whipped cream with a WHISK (who uses a fucking spatula lol) takes three minutes. kneading dough and other baking tasks that take 10+ minutes are the real reason to own one, along with the meat grinder attachment. I'm pretty sure ya'll don't have manual meat grinders, so if you don't have a stand mixer, how do you grind your meat? In a fucking food processor? Do you fucks even cook?
The user I replied to said he could do anything just as well with a big bowl and a spatula. I intentionally gave a dumb example just to point out how dumb his post was. It still seems like a pain in the ass to make whipped cream by hand once you own a stand mixer, though.
this thing is a students dream. Using it for three years now, no regrets.
Tick, what are you doing here?
I buy big bags of frozen peeled garlic and use the microwave to defrost them and then I press them into my chuck roasts that I cook with my slow cooker.
ITT hurr durr toasters? Sacrebleu! I only toast hand made, baked in clay oven with firewood brown bread on open fire in my authentic neanderthal mud hut. Fuck of weebs.
Spill-proof coffee cups. If you don't want to spill your coffee you shouldn't be driving with it.
or I can just buy a spill proof coffee cup and not worry about spilling it while driving :)
Seriously don't get what's wrong with slow cookers. What's the alternative? Leaving the gas on all day?
You're looking down on millions of asians. Japs, Koreans, and most middle-class Chinese all have them. No one wants to stand near their pot all day.
but that's laziness
The convenience of buying a $30 (thrifted for half) rice cooker that always makes decent to good rice will heavily outweigh the use of a conventional pan that needs to be babysat.
It's not a matter of "you're just too poor," it's the idea of convenience. The positives of using one heavily, heavily outweigh the negatives.
Then you're retarded. Asians who eat rice 3 times a day use this.
In Hawaii it's common for even white kids to be gifted a rice cooker by the their parents when they go off to college.
Im not cooking shit after opening my restauraunt at 5am and fucking closing that shit till midnight
That's why north korea needs to irradiate that place once and for all.
oh yeah, the oldest soyboys in the world
you don't get a spill-proof cup to be spill-proof, you get a spill-proof cup to cover it in stickers
its like clipboards. do you think anyone LIKES clipboards? of course not. you get one so you can stickerbomb it
just learn how to fucking cook. slow cooker meals are always lazy tasteless slop
a big bowl and a spatula in every case
so how am I going to make meringue with a spatula you tard
Phones, that's it.
Gotta start somewhere.
Buy spillproof cup
Coffee maker automatically brews so I just have to pour it and leave for work
Don't buy spillproof cup
Have to buy coffee every morning on the way into work if I don't want half of it spilled by the time I get there
Drive out of my way, leave earlier, pay more
Unless of course I'm misunderstanding what you mean by 'spill proof cup.' You're talking about something like one of these, right?
None more dank
Not asian but poor college student.
Rice can be used as the base for a lot of cheap and delicious meals. It helps to just have something I can set and forget, so I can use my low iq to not fuck up cooking the rest of my stuff.
I microwave the milk before I put in cereal
It's Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, or if you're a music hipster Ah! vous dirai-je, maman.
They're the same song, just with different words.
Nice counters. I keep my paddle clip on the right side.
Getting a waifu to stay at home and watch the gas is the only alternative to just leaving the gas on all day.
a roommate has had this sitting in the box for months unused
We haven’t evolved past using fire for cooking either, and that’s been around a lot longer than microwave ovens.
tfw I have a receding hairline
Sometimes the memes turn on you
this is a display model baka. the fridge doesnt come with the screen.
open here for flex zone
wawawawawaawwhat's f-flex zone!?
But user how else will I cook my soybeans in under an hour and then maintain a perfect 40 degrees for natto fermentation? Without retard tier single function devices I mean
Referring to it like that is pleb tier. That's like saying it plays "Batman Smells" instead of "Jingle Bells."
I fucking love this thing. I make rice every other day and It's invaluable. I'll just throw some rice in it, while I prepare eggs/fish/chicken/whatever on the side. I also use it for steaming potatoes or making stews.
That's the wierdest tablet I have ever seen
Holy fuck, use a spoon. They're even curved so it acts like a fulcrum.
i dont get it, why is cast iron soy
Rice is always soy, because white people are soy by default. They're worthless assholes but you're soy.
Sour grapes, my friend. Sour grapes.
Honestly, the only real downside is the footprint. It's a bit large on my ki
These people are always human mistakes, but they don't care.
Jesus, this whole thread.
I dislike convenience
That's what being a man is all about.
people name something that doesn't use electric
I don't like electric ranges ever since I used my first gas stove, but fuck whoever thinks these brittle as fuck impossible to clean glass flatops are a good idea.
ITT: anything other than heating food with hot rocks
You there yes you, CEASE.
Its another Veeky Forums talks down people enjoying their kitchens and cooking episode. Yotsuba board classic contrarian shitposting.
Rice cookers for people who eat rice all the time.
Slow cookers for those who have little time but want decent meals.
Microwaves for all of you condescending jerks who really only use this device anyways.
Objectively, sharper image anything is probably unnecessary.
Cast iron has endless quality uses - especially an enameled dutch oven.
What this thread is telling me is to just not use heat when cooking and just eat food as it comes. Fuck it just take a bite out of a cow and eat that shit.
go ahead and steal it.
i mean the fridge isnt suppost to come with the screen. its used to promote the fridge.
me no use induction
me only use cast iron in my open flame
caring what a bunch of snobbish faggots look down upon.
If anything, this thread is a goldmine of great appliances.
Why THE milk?
People who played Megaman Battle Network but didn't get it
How did anybody ever cook before the stand mixer was invented?!
oooh, I thought you meant it was a model WITH a display
Fuck off im poor
If you mean the electric ones I agree